Goddamn I hate Larry the Cable Guy, actually I hate all of the stupid "Blue Collar Comedy" mother fuckers, they have called it whiskey tango comedy hour.
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Dammit, what's his name? He did impersonations really well...unfortunately all of those impersonations were old enough to legally have sex with and not funny at all.DeadlyGlitch said:
Someone please give me an amen on this one: clean, safe comics are pussies and they all suck.
Frank Caliendo! Aha! Oh, Frank, where'd you go? That little whore didn't last too long, did he?DeadlyGlitch said:
I did laugh at one of his quips on mock the week once but other than that this guy is painfully unfunnyRobCoxxy said:
I sense he's going to end up another Peter Kay, a 'safe' comedian that the masses all like, but then he's going to get far too popular, get too much exposure, the masses will tire of him and he'll be too popular to go back to being a 'comedy club' stand up...Darth Sea Bass said:
However I did love the moment on Have I got News For You when he did his impression of Jeremy Clarkson to the guest host, Jeremy Clarkson. It's made even more enjoyable by the obvious 'I'm really not enjoying this' smile plastered over Clarkson's face.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaExvMy8n9c&feature=related
Andy Parsons. Terrible comic timing.
That guy is a fucking legend. So underrated as a comedian, his Radio 4 shows are excellent. Seen him live, was awesome.annoyinglizardvoice said:
The general concensus seems to be Carlos Mencia, Dane Cook and Larry the cable guy. I say we form a posse and go burn a stage in front of there houses.
Dane Cook has 3 punchlines per show, and the rest is explaining the story that leads up to the punchline.
How long ago was this? Because I saw him earlier this year and he was up for about 3 hours and he played some songs and did a whole lot more than just his whiteboard stuff.HardRockSamurai said:
OT: Jeff Dunham makes me want to throw up. Never have I ever heard of someone so unbelievably not funny become so popular. It's horrific. I remember that I got a DVD of him because I heard so many people rave about how hilarious he was. I started up the video and he mentions a puppet named Peanut or something and everyone starts to cheer. After watching through the first couple of puppets and not laughing at all, I skipped to his Peanut act and I was insanely disappointed. It was one of the worst "comedy" acts I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. The worst part was that his dead terrorist act on YouTube has like 10 million views or something. I watched it thinking that maybe this might be better, but it was just as bad. He is a terrible comedian.
Lenny Henry and Jo Brand who I remember once being good and Ricky Gervais who was always shite.
At least your answer was thought out, but you did miss a key part... Nothing I said was "Racist"... not even anti-Muslim.funguy2121 said:
It's not "racist" b/c I'm not pointing out Arabs. I can't speak for Larry the Cable Guy, just what I feel. Racism is the belief that one racial group is superior to another racial group, and I don't believe that. Just b/c one human being has more color in their skin, different features, or different languages doesn't make them superior or inferior to another human being with different features. A white=black=arab=asian=hispanic=any other race I forgot...
First: I think all terrorists should be killed...and horribly, from the unhappy employee that shoots up an office building, to the Major who yells Allah Akbar before gunning down US soldiers on a military base, to one group of Christians killing another group of Christians, to the skinhead the burns down a black church, to a riot in LA b/c of a unfortunate event by police. I'm color blind and culture blind to justice... killing civilians in order to scare the people to force your dominance is wrong. I know civilians are killed in war, and that unfortunate, but there is a diffence..
Honest to God, my true point is that I really don't care who makes a parody of who...its that political correctness has gone bat sh*t bonkers, especially concerning Muslims. If he had a puppet of a fat redneck, you wouldn't be going on about how that was insensitive to fat rednecks, or if it was a puppet making fun of any other American, Australian, British, or European character, no one would really care. It's the same reason that the Kabba isn't one of the monuments destroyed in "2012" while the Vatican and other Christan monuments are.... b/c we don't want to "offend" the Muslim World, either out of political correctness, making them another victim faction, or b/c people are scared to death they'll end up like Theo Van Gogh and murdered in the street for his legitimate criticism of Islam.
I have nothing against Islam or Muslims, but just like I hate Christians that go way to far, I hate Muslims that go way to far. Most Muslims are peace-loving, wonderful people that wouldn't hurt a fly, live their life, play video games, go shopping, love their country (American/European/Aussie/British), pay their bills, and worship quietly and faithfully.
However, the radicals have taken over their whole identity, and the liberal and moderate Muslims are scared to speak out on fear of being shunned and even killed. Without the Muslim majority to set the record straight, millions of Americans are frightened, confused, and misinformed about the majority of Muslims, and some make humor out of it by pointing out things we see as culturally funny. Whether that is right or wrong is another argument, but ultimatly, it's up to the Muslim community to set the record straight and destroy its radical elements...
I have no problems making friends with and working with moderate Muslims to make a tolerant and respectful society, but we also need to show the radicals that killing civilians will be met with a price.
That's why I made the "pig's blood" statement. These radicals that are killing Allied soldiers and civilians are doing it as part of a religious statement, and feel that they will be reward in Heaven, sometimes with many virgins. So, I feel it that letting them know that we will take steps to see they don't get there will make them think twice.
Back to my original point. We as a society need to get past the knee jerk reaction to everything being racist/culturalist/homophobic/hate speech bull crap. A truly tolerant society can MAKE FUN OF EACH OTHER and MAKE SOCIAL COMMENTARY without having to worry about being slandered, sued, and rode out of town on a rail. Humans are funny. We do stuff that's funny in our own culture, we see other cultures as funny... and that's not disrespecful to think so, as long as you respect the people. A lot of people think American culture is funny, and somedays, so do I, and that doesn't bother me. We need to laugh WITH each other. We need to be the big boys on the playground, not take our ball and go home b/c some "hurt's our feelings"
If Durham's puppet truly offends you.. it's your right to gripe a bit and it's your right to contact him and tell him how you feel, but you don't have a right to call him a racist or a bad guy, or to ban him from using his puppet b/c it offends you. There is no "right to remain unoffended", but there is a right to free speech. No boycotts, no lawsuits, no harsh language. Just breathe and let it go, and use your energy for other things, things you love and enjoy.
I know this went long... you can private message if you want to continue.. Thanks
