Poll: Who would get your vote for Emperor of Earth?

[FalloutForever]

Chuck Norris..

Or..

Qui Gon Neeson, Yes im serious.

 

[ottenni]

Where is the option for Stephen Fry? But in all honest. Batman!

 

[blindthrall]

Cthulu. Why choose a lesser evil?

*Sigh*

Lovecraftian ignorance, a common mistake. He's only an Old One; Outer Gods would rape him sideways.

Azathoth Almighty! He rules in the end, whatever.

The Blind god of black magic and insanity, Azag-thoth?

Eh, what if he rejoins with Tiamat and they re-make Kur? Seriously, I don't think Marduk could pull that shit off again!

...

>.<

I follow everything except...Kur?

 

[Kasawd]

Cthulu. Why choose a lesser evil?

*Sigh*

Lovecraftian ignorance, a common mistake. He's only an Old One; Outer Gods would rape him sideways.

Azathoth Almighty! He rules in the end, whatever.

The Blind god of black magic and insanity, Azag-thoth?

Eh, what if he rejoins with Tiamat and they re-make Kur? Seriously, I don't think Marduk could pull that shit off again!

...

>.<

I follow everything except...Kur?

An ancient. He was the general for the Ancient ones. Apparently, his blood is what made humanity. Go figure.

 

[Simalacrum]

Maggie Thatcher

Theres no "other" option dude! Though out of that list I'd have to say Batman

 

[Insideout Ink Demon]

Batman, and Bruce Wayne as his second in command, leading to hilarity when they have to be at the same meeting at the same time and Batman/Bruce Wayne keeps making excuses to go the bathroom to get changed.

 

[SamuelT]

Well, Dr. McNinja of course.

He'd rule with SCIENCE!

And nothing beats SCIENCE!.

 

[Cosplay Horatio]

Spoiler: For the poll I chose

Spoiler: Of course, The Headless Body of Agnew must be there too.

 

[recoverytwo]

Captain awesome

Cookie for the reference.

 

[Wintermoot]

Zombie Teddy Roosevelt but Chuck Norris is already King of the earth or I would choose Pedobear (for Teh Lulz)

 

[berault]

Not in the poll. but anyone who knows me knows who it is.

"Hail to the king, baby"

 

[Geamo]

Well, Dr. McNinja of course.

He'd rule with SCIENCE!

And nothing beats SCIENCE!.

So totally this. Dr McNinja!

 

[GrinningManiac]

ME! or Lord Vetinari from Discworld. We would have guilds for everything!

LORD VETENARI!

He's a true advocate of democracy! One man, One Vote!

(He's The Man, so he gets the vote)

 

[Hurr Durr Derp]

God Emperor of Mankind obviously. He's already Emperor.

This.

It's the obvious answer.

 

[Trivun]

Well, in the fouth millenium Robot Nixon seems to be doing okay. So yeah, my vote is for Robot Nixon.

(cue Nixon's head on a robot destroying the White House)

"NIXON'S BAAAAACK!!!!!"

 

[Admiral Stukov]

The brains of IdealistCommie Furburt and HUBILUB joined together in a dalek battle-armor.

 

[Woodsey]

Not in the poll. but anyone who knows me knows who it is.

And I'd like to thank you for your support.

OT: Me.

 

[ZombieGenesis]

How is Super Ultra Mecha Death Christ not an option? I mean really!