Poll: Who would get your vote for Emperor of Earth?

[Mad World]

I'd definitely vote for Jesus, but He's already the Emperor of Earth.

 

[eatenbyagrue]

The Immortal God Emperor of Mankind, because it's in his name damnit.

Plus, his platform is "dominance of the known universe and Space Marines". Who wouldn't get behind that?

 

[SamuelT]

Well, Dr. McNinja of course.

He'd rule with SCIENCE!

And nothing beats SCIENCE!.

So totally this. Dr McNinja!

Well, yeah. He could kick the living daylight out of you.

But he'd rule with SCIENCE!tm

 

[DrWilhelm]

What? No Stephen Fry? Oh dear, oh dear...

 

[JimJamJahar]

It was pretty close for me between Jesus and teddy rosevelt, until I realized that teddy was now on the zombie ticket. So I voted for Jesus.

damn zombies

I hate to break it to you, but Jesus became a zombie in the Bible.

OT: Batman, although I would go for Stephen Fry or Derren Brown if they were on the list

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Gerard WAAAAY!

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

I don't care who is emperor of this little rock, the Moon belongs to me

 

[RanD00M]

Not in the poll. but anyone who knows me knows who it is.

Dylan Morgan?Or whatever his name is.

OT:Cthulhu,I must not make master madder.He is already insane.

 

[Stabby McRunfast]

Jesus or Master Blaster.

 

[Disaster Button]

I'd vote this guy.

 

[Wilfy]

Batman. Who doesn't love him?

 

[DRTJR]

Ganondorf Dragmire
it's the evil you do know

 

[Eicha]

Chuck Norris and Bruce Campbell, with Mr. T as an assistant.

 

[Mr.Governor]

Batman,why? cuz hes the goddamn batman.

 

[Scrythe]

There is only one Emperor.

 

[nart_21086]

Batman. Who doesn't love him?

You are hitting all the aces today mann...
moving on Yes The dark knight shall be our ruler but not Bruce Wayne... Alfred comes to mind and so does Seth Rogan..

I shall summon these three and force them to participate in a decathlon for the ages.

 

[Lordpils]

Why isn't Morgan Freeman on the list?

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Uhhhh, hello? Teddy... However, there is one problem... he isn't actually dead. He just got bored of ruling a puny mortal nation like the United States, so he became dormant and is now sleeping, waiting for the arrival of one who could be a worthy challenge to him in battle. However, ruling the universe is another worthy objective.

 

[Thorthelordofawesomeness]

put up the guy who masterminds the killing of the U.N. in two years and he will win even if I don't rig the ballets for him.