Poll: Who would get your vote for Emperor of Earth?

[Chairehead]

Wheres the zombie jesus option?

he already died and resurrected (if you believe the bible) so he already is a zombie.

Haha. True but he was resurrected by god and the problem with that is that he doesn't have enough of a hunger for brains. He also walks too fast.

Jesus is a lich because he knows uber, high level spells, like raise dead. If you slay him he drops the Spear of Longinus.

got my vote

 

[mr.aravaro]

Emperor Palpatine when you think about it he did a pretty good job of emperor.

 

[yankeefan19]

Zombie Teddy Roosevelt! He was the ultimate badass when he was alive but now he's undead and even cooler.

 

[masher]

Dr.McNinja XD YES!!!
Otherwise, I would have picked Haruhi Suzumiya.

 

[Acidwell]

Wheres the zombie jesus option?

he already died and resurrected (if you believe the bible) so he already is a zombie.

Haha. True but he was resurrected by god and the problem with that is that he doesn't have enough of a hunger for brains. He also walks too fast.

Jesus is a lich because he knows uber, high level spells, like raise dead. If you slay him he drops the Spear of Longinus.

Good point but i don't trust liches i just want a standard zombie jesus for world emperor. No spells just a hunger for brains and a good grasp of international diplomacy, just like an old school zombie.

 

[anNIALLator]

Seeing as Carl Sagan is dead, my vote goes to James Randi.

 

[anNIALLator]

Wheres the zombie jesus option?

he already died and resurrected (if you believe the bible) so he already is a zombie.

Haha. True but he was resurrected by god and the problem with that is that he doesn't have enough of a hunger for brains. He also walks too fast.

Jesus is a lich because he knows uber, high level spells, like raise dead. If you slay him he drops the Spear of Longinus.

I love that

 

[Uberjoe19]

I say we resurrect Jesus as a cybernetic piratical ninja, and then go campaigning about how he will slaughter lobbyists and other assorted blockers of the political process.

 

[coldfrog]

Joshua Norton [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton] gets my vote, just because he did such a good job with the United States back in the day.

 

[KiruTheMant]

...ONLY HUGH HEFFNER.

 

[bcponpcp27]

Roosevelt will KILL you if you don't vote for him children. Also, the bull-moose party is the best party name ever. TR and his zombie rough riders are coming to get ya!

 

[nonl33t m4st3r]

God Emperor of Mankind obviously. He's already Emperor.

http://msp123.photobucket.com/albums/o306/Drivestort/theEmperor.jpg

 

[ShadowsofHope]

Roosevelt or.. Darth Vadar. (Defied the system!)

Come on, Vadar would be an amazing Emperor of the World.

"I find your lack of intelligence.. disturbing." *Force-Choke*

 

[Soulkiller3]

stephen fry

 

[Xeros]

Batman... 'cause he's the goddamn batman.

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Uhhhh, hello? Teddy... However, there is one problem... he isn't actually dead. He just got bored of ruling a puny mortal nation like the United States, so he became dormant and is now sleeping, waiting for the arrival of one who could be a worthy challenge to him in battle. However, ruling the universe is another worthy objective.

Makes him sound like another candidate. Maybe his mustache got a little more...tentacly.

God Emperor of Mankind obviously. He's already Emperor.

Really, why isn't that in the pole. He has my vote too.

Sorry, I don't play Warhammer. For a minute I thought you guys were talking about Leo II from Dune.

ron paul

C'mon man there's a limit to how much evil the people of earth can stomach!

Chuck Norris isn't a candidate because Mr. T ate him. He's gone, and he's not coming back. Boo Hoo. This is also why Mr. T couldn't run-explosive diarrhea.

Haha, that may be, however it is well known that Theodore Roosevelt>Cthulu. (Please note that all of my praise for Teddy is completely joking. I don't actually think he is a god or whatever, he was just an über hardcore badass)

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

Haha, that may be, however it is well known that Theodore Roosevelt>Cthulu. (Please note that all of my praise for Teddy is completely joking. I don't actually think he is a god or whatever, he was just an über hardcore badass)

You do know he hated being called Teddy right?

 

[Zedzero]

Bender, obviously.