Poll: Worlds first Sex-bot [May be NSFW]

[RavingPenguin]

Next we will make a male version and

Spoiler: this will happen

 

[mjc0961]

Also this thing's face is so clearly wrong, its creepy. Its so low tech it cannot move.

Dear god, it even looks terrifying.

What they said. I mean, if people want to spend all that money for this, go ahead, their money. But holy hell, that thing is ugly. Does it come with a free brown paper bag or is that extra?

 

[itsnotyouitsme]

"be their friends"? wow, the people they interviewed must have been very, very, VERY lonely. but then again, it's people who by sex dolls instead of hookers, what can you really suspect...

 

[Rawker]

We'll be that much easier to kill when robots rise up and attack.

 

[AngloDoom]

?The sex doll industry was effective at creating very expensive and somewhat realistic dolls ? but many people were telling us it was like their dolls were ?catatonic?, like they were injured and unable to speak and interact. They wanted to have their dolls become interactive and be their friends..."

Wow, these people are willing to invest that much time and money into sex with robots, but not sex with people?

This...is surely a moment of great unity, as humanity facepalms as one.

It's all about the revenue, and this is an untapped market...

I was speaking more about the people who will buy the bot. The people making it are, as you say, being rather clever.

This all still freaks me out a little, however.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Before we know it Sexbot 7.0 will be walking and talking and then they'll spend there time hunting down men, forcing us into hiding...

SexNet will become self aware...

 

[Lamppenkeyboard]

There is a report about a dog sex toy on the same page...

 

[seious]

Does it even count as sex if its a robot but im just going to refer to that epoisode of futureramma with lucy-lu thats right EXTICTION

 

[Icehearted]

Reminds me of that scene in the Animatrix where that fembot kept screaming "I'M REAL! I'M REAL!" before having her face clubbed off.

No, friends, this may not end well for us at all.

 

[similar.squirrel]

I'm not sure what's more disturbing, that this thing cannot move, but is capable of 'thinking' in it's own way, or the fact that there are such things as porn-expos.

Or that this is the second thread about this today.

 

[Zweiblumen]

"They wanted to have their dolls become interactive and be their friends."

There's just so much wrong with this sentence right here. And I'd say creepy, but it's mostly that one line that creeps me out. Oo

 

[Jark212]

There is a report about a dog sex toy on the same page...

I would guess that's a related subject, SankakuComplex is weird like that...

 

[RyVal]

Looks like someone beat the Japanese to the punch.

 

[Jark212]

Does it even count as sex if its a robot but im just going to refer to that epoisode of futureramma with lucy-lu thats right EXTICTION

Kind of like this?

Spoiler

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

I don't know about the rest of you, but I can't wait until one of them malfunctions and castrates the user.

Also, I love how the male version is called Rocky, reminds me of:
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<url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfNfQixs8yA&feature=related>Rocky!

 

[seious]

Does it even count as sex if its a robot but im just going to refer to that epoisode of futureramma with lucy-lu thats right EXTICTION

Kind of like this?

Spoiler

oh yeah thanks well if this does happen im getting a megan fox robot.......im not the only one thinking it

 

[internetzealot1]

Spoiler: ...

 

[wizardbaker]

OMG, now I can start my reaserch on the rape-bot. Mwhahaahahahaha
but that other robot, YUCKY!

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

They wanted to have their dolls become interactive and be their friends.

I reeeeaaally wanted to laugh at this bit but...I just can't. And this picture shows my expression of despair:

Ahh Sankaku Complex, always giving us a daily fill of some arguably sickening material from the world. At 7 grand, you could buy whores. Quite a few whores.

So the fact that one isn't spending them on whores means something is inherently wrong, perhaps an inferiority complex or something worse.

So really, half of that money should go to counselling and therapy, the other half should go on whores.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Does it even count as sex if its a robot but im just going to refer to that epoisode of futureramma with lucy-lu thats right EXTICTION

Kind of like this?

Spoiler

"DON'T DATE ROBOTS!!"

Anyway that thing is just creepy. I think it's mostly the blank stare. And $7000, a prostitute would be cheaper.