Poll: Would you destroy the Internet?

[Glamorgan]

yes the internet has given many good things lulz, porn.......(I'm sure ill think of more later). But is it really worth it?

You just gave two awesome reasons as to why no~one would destroy the internet.

 

[SimpleChimp]

Well i would. But its all got to do with that "Tyler Durden" complex. Trying to make the world hit rock bottom to get it to all start over again.

and do you know how i would do it? Hit the servers in Sweden and my minions would attack every main server at the Ibm, Intel, big universities, the military.

It would take years to recruit them, but the training would be easy. Take bomb, blow up server.

 

[Jonluw]

words

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vafH2hOBQPqT1woVv

i found this

What is that?

Edit: I can't help but think that, if I click the stop button, something horrible will happen.

 

[geldonyetich]

Yes, I would destroy the Internet, if it meant for making way for Internet 2.0. I'm not bothered by the offensive aspects of the 'net so much as the framework of the net largely being based on a trust-based system that is largely exploited by spammers and other ne'er-do-wells. Make way for a net that cannot be spoofed, that might be interesting.

 

[likalaruku]

Didn't Sam & Max already kill the internet?

 

[Sebenko]

Only ten for every Yhatzee video? There's far more tentacle porn than that out there.

...

What?

 

[Deadlock Radium]

No, I like not being bored.

Spot on. Life would be boring without internet.

 

[Mechsoap]

the freaky stuff just shows us how many different people there is...and there is no real reason to destroy it... maybe contain a area of it still

 

[Lizardon]

What would I do all day without the internet? I would have to result to socially interacting with people everyday to avoid the inevitable bell tower killig spree, and since I'm an unsocial prick ... anyone know a really tall tower.

 

[Daughterofether]

see, i've only seen those things if ive gone looking.

as a researcher i have to rate the ability to access new articles in Nature, Langmuir and the journal of the american chemical society (to name just 3 big ones, not touching on the dozens of smaller journals i rely on to keep my knowledge up to date) the same day they are cleared for publication as MASSIVELY worth any imagined risk of stumbling on a picture that may offend my delicate morals ... if only i go out and actively seek it

 

[RadiusXd]

words

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vafH2hOBQPqT1woVv

i found this

Naughty boy!
Think of the internet like a city. If you don't like the hooker's, get out of brothel district.

jesus is telling me to kill the whores. (in hindsight I wonder if ill get band for trolling?)

DON'T YOU DARE BRING JESUS HERE!
flying spagetti monster loves all in his creation

I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT

THE TENDER MEATBALLS OF HIS MOST HOLY NOODLYNESS!

ON topic: I needs my internet so i can avoid doing schoolwork and ignore my family screaming.
Don't you dare take that away from me!

 

[captainwillies]

words

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vafH2hOBQPqT1woVv

i found this

how long does that go for?

FOREVER

words

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vafH2hOBQPqT1woVv

i found this

What is that?

Edit: I can't help but think that, if I click the stop button, something horrible will happen.

rape, delicious, moist, rape

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

Hold on! Don't click that "No" option just yet.

yes the internet has given many good things lulz, porn.......(I'm sure ill think of more later). But is it really worth it?

Hold on! Hold on! Hear me out.

Do you think all the good the internet has given us out-weighs the bad? because as I sat down and thought about this and realized. No, no it hasn't if I had a choice to destroy the internet yes I would be deleting many great things but I would also be erasing atleast 90% of the most disturbing things that have ever been giving life through the internet.

i.e. Shitting Dick Nipples

these three words should never ever be used in the same sentence let alone together! for every Yahtzee video down the drain ill be killing a least ten pictures of "tentacle rape". For each well made porn vid ill be deleting 10 weird "dominatrix strapon chin dildo fetish movies". For each hilarious Youtube vid ill be striking down a "fred" video!

so I ask, would you do it? would you make the ultimate sacrifice?

I hope you're trolling... otherwise there is so much wrong with what you said I don't even know where to start.

Some people like those things.

You can't assume the internet is your own playground, you have to accommodate for everybody in the world.

What's more the internet links people everywhere, before it we had phones, before that telegrams, before that horses. It's a step in our evolution practically.

You can't take something away from people just because you don't like some aspects. They're not going to like you for it... and remember what happened when that journalist trolled Mass Effect? Yeah. Nerd rage .

 

[GLo Jones]

All content on the Internet is merely a representation of the different aspects of our humanity, if you dislike it, that's a shame. I would never get rid of something so useful, and insiteful.

 

[Silver Patriot]

Just between you and me, no.

However if I did have that power I would hold the world ransom for $100 Billion Dollars.

Spoiler: Dramatization

 

[Ickorus]

The internet is a reflection of our world, if you want to destroy the internet because of the bad things on it then that means you also want to destroy the world because all those bad things were made here before going onto the internet.

I voted no.

 

[Icehearted]

I remember life before this series of tubes, and you know, it wasn't bad. People were more into looking at each other when they socialized, rather than a monitor or a smart phone, listening to music was a more social affair, and pr0n was harder to come by, so it was ergo more taboo and for young men more rewarding when acquired, and it didn't have to be anything nastier than a Playboy. Those were simpler times, better times.

I'd kill it without a second thought.

Please take off your nostalgia glasses.

NEIN!
I like how shiny they make the past look.

Besides, I really would rather hear the sound a good friends voice than read a cold text msg on a screen.