Poll: Would you destroy the Internet?

[Hiphophippo]

I voted no, but it's worth noting that it would be a pretty good evil scheme if I were a Super Villain.

 

[Brandon237]

Who are the +- 40 people who said yes? I think I'm going to get a hunting rifle and blow out your soft, squishy spleens. So no, I would not delete the internet.

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

No because if you are smart you can avoid all that shit anyway. I'm sorry but I must have missed the lesson when we learnt that everything in life must nice and happy like puppy dogs, kittens and candy.

The internet offers so much more than entertainment. Everything from directions to the nearest pub in a foreign city, to instructions on how to jump start my mums fucking Prius. Add porn, online gaming, youtube, forums and a billion other things and I'd kill my family before the internet. Seriously...

 

[Tdc2182]

phht, and go outside? Fuck that.

 

[Cody211282]

i'd delete one aspect... 4chan.

Who wouldn't want to do that? Honestly you could be known as the man who killed 4chan!

hmm... you think there would be like a giant party for me and my own holiday?

You should, that would be like killing Stalin.

 

[AngelOfBlueRoses]

Tentacle rape isn't bad. D: You are!

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Awkward silence aside. No, I wouldn't. The good far outweighs the bad.

 

[V8 Ninja]

I'd say the internet has given many more great things than bad things. So no, I would not destroy the internet.

 

[Leviathan_]

i'd delete one aspect... 4chan.

That'd be a real shame, actually.





OT: No, I would most certainly not destroy the intrawebz. It has become too important in our lives to destroy.
Also, imagine all the lulz that would be destroyed. You should be really happy to have instant acces to communicate with people from all over the world. Shame on you for wanting to destroy that OP, that's really low.

 

[wkrepelin]

95% (at least) of all human creative endevour is complete shite. Would you destroy all of film? Literature? Conversation? Architecture? Your question seems to reveal a lack of exposure to the works of humanity. This is just how it is kid, take it or leave it.

 

[ImprovizoR]

I wouldn't because it's such an enormous knowledge base. I've learned so much from the internet and it's the only place where you can find the truth. Without internet I would probably be like 90% of the population in my country, narrow minded South-eastern European idiot. Internet is a good thing, at least in places where you can't get unbiased information any other way.

 

[Normalgamer]

I remember life before this series of tubes, and you know, it wasn't bad. People were more into looking at each other when they socialized, rather than a monitor or a smart phone, listening to music was a more social affair, and pr0n was harder to come by, so it was ergo more taboo and for young men more rewarding when acquired, and it didn't have to be anything nastier than a Playboy. Those were simpler times, better times.

I'd kill it without a second thought.

Please take off your nostalgia glasses.

NEIN!
I like how shiny they make the past look.

Besides, I really would rather hear the sound a good friends voice than read a cold text msg on a screen.

Then text him to meet you somewhere, oh snap logic win. Touchdown Jesus. Oh wait that got destroyed...

 

[Ironic Pirate]

No. My policy on "shock" things on the internet is the same as my policy on moobs.

I don't want to see them, but that doesn't mean they should be killed.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Only ten for every Yhatzee video? There's far more tentacle porn than that out there.

...

What?

I know, there's more than that on my hard drive!

*Cough*

 

[CoverYourHead]

God no. This place is great! So much information, so much stuff to do, so much stuff to find, the potential is limitless!

And yeah, there's messed up stuff, but I find most of it hilarious.

 

[Jackalb]

I would if I could turn it back on again.
Y'know for the lulz. Also I'd be interested to see the breakdown.

 

[Like mah self]

I can just ignore the bad stuff. Sure it has created some horrors. Does not mean I have to look at those horrors. Though destroying 4chan wouldn't be bad. Also some people may like shitting dick nipples... no one I can think of but I assume they exist. Your horror may be someone else's lunchtime entertainment.

Perhaps we could surgicaly remove /b/ from the internet, allowing it to grow as its own independant organism....
Infact no, disregard that, that would be a terrible decision

 

[Wolfram23]

I would rather destroy religion...