Poll: Would you destroy the Internet?

[thahat]

yes, i would destroy the internet, and brainwash all those who made it so they forgot how
-and everyone else who knows as well-

the internet: stops world wars better then nukes, condemming humankind to self destruction by just have too bloody many people ( that and we keep not dying cause of natural things such as sickness... )

that and, well, without the internet, people would actualy get somewhere, know more people close to them, and generally speaking, be more locally oriented.
if this is a good thing depends mostly on your taste, but i think for a lot of people it would be a good thing ( cant mute people close by if you get what im saying )

 

[SimuLord]

Would I destroy the Internet? Abso-fucking-lutely. If it weren't for ESPN3.com, the guys on Veoh and YouTube with the Good Eats episode video channels, and sending IMs back and forth with my long-distance girlfriend, this place would be nothing but a cesspit.

 

[Nouw]

I wouldn't for numerous reasons. Thank god for Safesearch...

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

No, and I'd kill anybody who tried. The internet leads me to believe that humanity may become a hivemind one day, and I would welcome that over the international dick-waving competition that we have right now, any day.

 

[JohanGasMask]

If i would, the world would feel alot bigger.

 

[captainwillies]

words

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vafH2hOBQPqT1woVv

i found this

Naughty boy!
Think of the internet like a city. If you don't like the hooker's, get out of brothel district.

jesus is telling me to kill the whores. (in hindsight I wonder if ill get band for trolling?)

DON'T YOU DARE BRING JESUS HERE!
flying spagetti monster loves all in his creation

I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT

 

[replingham153]

Yes, you fools! Quickly before we turn our brains to mush!!!

Did you know 89% of the internet is scams,viruses and adverts?

While only just off 1% is porn?

So this great internet is only offering 9% of valuable information.

How dumb is that?

I'm pretty sure porn takes up 5%

Think about it this way. The internet is huge. so when i say that there is nearly 1% porn, I'm saying that even though there is so much of it, it still only makes nearly 1% of the internet. You might just start to see the biblical size of the internet, and why it worries me.

 

[ezeroast]

The only thing i would miss would be multiplayer. If it wasn't for the internet I would have sooo much more money right now, either that or I'd of spent it on other crap to keep me entertained.

 

[captainwillies]

Yes, you fools! Quickly before we turn our brains to mush!!!

Did you know 89% of the internet is scams,viruses and adverts?

While only just off 1% is porn?

So this great internet is only offering 9% of valuable information.

How dumb is that?

I'm pretty sure porn takes up 5%

Think about it this way. The internet is huge. so when i say that there is nearly 1% porn, I'm saying that even though there is so much of it, it still only makes nearly 1% of the internet. You might just start to see the biblical size of the internet, and why it worries me.

no no I didn't mean it as a guess. I've actually seen a statistic somewhere that says the internet is 5% porn. Ima try and dig that up.

 

[RIOgreatescapist]

What would become of my life!?!?!?

 

[likalaruku]

If the internet died, I'd have to watch TV again. I'd rather shoot my foot that do that.

 

[ezeroast]

words

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vafH2hOBQPqT1woVv

i found this

how long does that go for?

 

[ShadowsofHope]

..And become the enemy of all Humanity by doing so?

No thanks. I like my interwebs. Just ignore the shock sites and stupid crap that tends to float around from time to time, and your fine.

 

[replingham153]

Yes, you fools! Quickly before we turn our brains to mush!!!

Did you know 89% of the internet is scams,viruses and adverts?

While only just off 1% is porn?

So this great internet is only offering 9% of valuable information.

How dumb is that?

I'm pretty sure porn takes up 5%

Think about it this way. The internet is huge. so when i say that there is nearly 1% porn, I'm saying that even though there is so much of it, it still only makes nearly 1% of the internet. You might just start to see the biblical size of the internet, and why it worries me.

no no I didn't mean it as a guess. I've actually seen a statistic somewhere that says the internet is 5% porn. Ima try and dig that up.

hey listen if u want find some interesting results. wait I'll make a thread about it!

 

[kebab4you]

Removing all trace of Fred would be wonderful... but still not worth it.

 

[spartan773]

i'd delete one aspect... 4chan.

Who wouldn't want to do that? Honestly you could be known as the man who killed 4chan!

hmm... you think there would be like a giant party for me and my own holiday?

 

[Spygon]

No because the internet is the good and the bad of humanity when it has complete freedom okay i dont kile some of the stuff but i feel everybody should be able to do what they want aslong as they dont hurt or make someone do something they dont want to.

 

[Jonluw]

No. I think the internet is only in its childhood yet, and I would not sacrifice the unimaginable progress it may cause, just to keep my children from seeing the things I have seen.

 

[obliviondoll]

In a game, hell yes I'd kill the internet, just to see what happens afterwards.

In real life... depends who was paying me what to do so, and whether or not they paid me electronically.

Also, the Escape from LA pic is the best reference so far this thread.