Poll: Would you rather live in a world with vampires and no nukes, or nukes and no vampires?

[KarumaK]

Anyone nuking me is hurting himself as well, vampires are perfectly safe in such a situation.

I can run from a nuke I cannot run from a vamp.

 

[Neonbob]

When they're all gone.

That's sort of counter productive to the point of why I want you to stop. But It's the closest I will get

*throws a dog biscuit*

Exactly.
Don't worry, it won't take that long.

Vampires.

Because then I could be one.

I can't become a nuke.
...Unless...

Please, oh please, continue that train of thought.

 

[MiserableOldGit]

Anyone nuking me is hurting himself as well, vampires are perfectly safe in such a situation.

I can run from a nuke I cannot run from a vamp.

Run from a nuke? Strapped to the front of an ICBM? I don't know you personally, but I know which way I'd bet my housekeeping money all the same...

 

[KarumaK]

Anyone nuking me is hurting himself as well, vampires are perfectly safe in such a situation.

I can run from a nuke I cannot run from a vamp.

Run from a nuke? Strapped to the front of an ICBM? I don't know you personally, but I know which way I'd bet my housekeeping money all the same...

Well it was launched from somewhere, and the chance of it's target being me is nil. I could arguably be quite far from it's point of impact long before it arrives there.

 

[MiserableOldGit]

Anyone nuking me is hurting himself as well, vampires are perfectly safe in such a situation.

I can run from a nuke I cannot run from a vamp.

Run from a nuke? Strapped to the front of an ICBM? I don't know you personally, but I know which way I'd bet my housekeeping money all the same...

Well it was launched from somewhere, and the chance of it's target being me is nil. I could arguably be quite far from it's point of impact long before it arrives there.

...assuming you don't live in a population centre, like most folks on this forum...

 

[Takoto]

Vampires, no nukes.

I wouldn't mind being a vampire myself, and not one of those "Sparkle Sparkle!" kinda of vampires...

 

[feather240]

If we all become vampires we will stop evolving, over populate, or die from cancer eventually. (I assume even without blood our cells are still needed, otherwise all vampires would be scarred permanently for life from paper cuts.)

 

[internetzealot1]

Nukes. When aliens attack and threaten our survival, what the hell are vampires going to do for us?

 

[blankgabriel]

I want live long enough to see a nuclear war.

 

[megapenguinx]

I couldn't live in a world without NewClassic! Screw the vampires, I want me some monitor headed writers.

 

[Fraught]

I'm terrified of getting bitten on the throat. Any wierd, blood-thirsty immortal killer is far more terrifying to me than a bomb that'll end it quickly and what doesn't have any scary qualities to it.

 

[eggcarrier]

I live near Oak Ridge, TN. Trust me, I'm ready for nukes.

 

[Dorian]

QUERY: Do the vampires have incredibly extended lives/immortal-ish, or are they just like normal humans?

If they are long lived/immortal-ish, I'll just become a vampire myself!

 

[DoomyMcDoom]

well I voted for the vamps/no nukes world... least as long as the vamps don't sparkle or anything ridiculous I might become one by choice... or just go all badass and hunt the things... I'm good on bot ends i guess it all depend on their level of power... and or latent abilities... if the vamps were just killed by sunlight and having to feed on others blood to survive and nothing special other than kill methods... well then i'd hunt... if they'd be all strong and stuff... I might choose to become one somehow... neve know... but a nuke.. I'll never have any sorta choice where a nuke is involved unless i have the button to launch one in front of me preprogrammed to a location on earth... of course that's unlikely.. and even then i'd hesitate to press said button. so vamps it is

 

[Dupeo]

Nukes. They sit in their silos and never hurt anyone. Vampires are gonna find ya, and their gonna GETCHA!

 

[kawligia]

Vampires. After all, I can't exactly "hunt" nukes.

 

[sms_117b]

I've voted no nukes, but, that seems a bit impulsive. Thinking about it, no nukes because the technology is to advanced meaning eventually we will have both, or no nukes ever meaning no nuclear power or, therefore, SUNS!

A modern vampire society would have to remain secretive and the general population would be none the wiser, whereas nuclear Armageddon is a global concern.

I believe I over thought the situation.

 

[101194]

Give. Me. My. Nukes.
There is no other option for me.

Goverments Tryin to take my Nukes Away! Yarh!

 

[Loafers]

Vampires.

Why? Because I can acquire Vampirism and all of it's benefits, while I cannot obtain a nuclear weapon.

All of the benefits of being a vampire, like being lumped in with the ones that sparkle.