Poll: Would you rather live in a world with vampires and no nukes, or nukes and no vampires?

[MiserableOldGit]

When they're all gone.

That's sort of counter productive to the point of why I want you to stop. But It's the closest I will get

*throws a dog biscuit*

Exactly.
Don't worry, it won't take that long.

Vampires.

Because then I could be one.

I can't become a nuke.
...Unless...

Please, oh please, continue that train of thought.

...we stick your brain in a nuke and use it as a guidance system, smacked out on PCP and spoiling for a nice dense population centre...

 

[Neonbob]

...we stick your brain in a nuke and use it as a guidance system, smacked out on PCP and spoiling for a nice dense population centre...

Aaaaand there goes my interest...
crapola.
I was so hopeful for a moment there.

 

[Marble Dragon]

I chose vampires. Sure, they're creepy monsters and everything, but at least I could be a vampire. Sooner or later they'd come to fit into the society, you know? Being a vampire would be like having a tattoo. You would go to a special little shop with a weird name and some guy would clean off his fangs and bite you. Some employers would have rules against vampires, of course.

As long as I didn't have to dress like vampires in pop culture, I'd become one. No corset, no Victorian dress, no goth makeover.

 

[Dorian]

As long as I didn't have to dress like vampires in pop culture, I'd become one. No corset, no Victorian dress, no goth makeover.

But the clothes is what gives a vampire class!

The goth makeover, no, but the rest is PURE WIN!

 

[Raijinken]

I pick vampires atleast u can reason with them and have a chace for relative peace and well vampires are imortal badasses while nukes u can't really reason with that they bring the threat that comes with them

 

[KarumaK]

Anyone nuking me is hurting himself as well, vampires are perfectly safe in such a situation.

I can run from a nuke I cannot run from a vamp.

Run from a nuke? Strapped to the front of an ICBM? I don't know you personally, but I know which way I'd bet my housekeeping money all the same...

Well it was launched from somewhere, and the chance of it's target being me is nil. I could arguably be quite far from it's point of impact long before it arrives there.

...assuming you don't live in a population centre, like most folks on this forum...

No more assuming I don't spend all day in the same city. Saved by the commute... or doomed by it depends on where they aim.

 

[Ravenseeker]

considering the fact that most vampires i see are women who are reallllllly good looking i'll go with them. also they're easier to kill than a nuke

 

[yaik7a]

Nukes. They've never been used in anger since 1945, and they were pretty much what prevented the cold war from turning hot. For all we know, we could be speaking Russian now.

Whats Wrong with that ?

 

[Lord S. Binkleheimer]

Nukes.


With Vampires comes Twilight.

With nukes comes Fallout.


Is it that hard to figure out?

 

[Jzolr0708]

After seeing what Twilights done to vampires, I'd hug a Nuke anyday. I dont want to be some sparkling twit that doesn't sleep and falls in love with teenage girls. Now, if you say, replaced vampires with mutant raptors that spit venom that turns you into a raptor yourself, I'd be rubbing steak sauce and raptor treats on myself right now.


Oh btw, they're making a Twilight MMO. Except, instead of your character being powered by mana or energy, the characters are powered by teenage angst.

 

[Another 2maro]

Vampires...because Eadword needs to fucking die!

 

[Lord S. Binkleheimer]

After seeing what Twilights done to vampires, I'd hug a Nuke anyday. I dont want to be some sparkling twit that doesn't sleep and falls in love with teenage girls. Now, if you say, replaced vampires with mutant raptors that spit venom that turns you into a raptor yourself, I'd be rubbing steak sauce and raptor treats on myself right now.


Oh btw, they're making a Twilight MMO. Except, instead of your character being powered by mana or energy, the characters are powered by teenage angst.

You..you just don't understand!
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS!


+1000000000 Teen Angst.
Dingx50




Too Easy, nerf everything.

 

[toapat]

Odd poll. I picked vampires though, you can't reason with a nuke.

you also cant reason with a vampire so long as you yourself has a pulse

and i say nukes: how else would starcraft be so fucking awesome?

Nuclear Launch Detected

 

[Grahav]

Being food to immortal emos? I'd rather not.

Nukes all the way.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Odd poll. I picked vampires though, you can't reason with a nuke.

you also cant reason with a vampire so long as you yourself has a pulse

and i say nukes: how else would starcraft be so fucking awesome?

Nuclear Launch Detected

Ok.... well you can't kill a nuke by dragging it into the sun, stabbing it's heart, or cutting it's head off. And I don't think nukes are sexy.

 

[KissofKetchup]

Vampires, but no nukes.

I'd make a wooden stake suit that would resemble a cross between a sea urchin and sea cucumber, only brown.

 

[LewsTherin]

Vampires can be cleaned up with a quick and easy Turn Undead. And they would quickly get rid of a lot of the more rabid Twilight fangirls.

Nukes are no good in regards to the former.

 

[squeakyreaper]

Vampires. The option for immortality is nice, but I simply want to stab overzealous Twilight fans without being punished to the fullest extent of the law.

Nothing against Twilight, I'm sure it's good, but everyone of it's fans I personally know just won't shut up.

 

[Joshimodo]

Vampires.

Why? Because I can acquire Vampirism and all of it's benefits, while I cannot obtain a nuclear weapon.

All of the benefits of being a vampire, like being lumped in with the ones that sparkle.

Better than being lumped in with the other nuke owners. Kim Jong Il? Bush? Nah.

I'd just go all Blade on the sparkly twats.

 

[dubious_wolf]

Well this (for me at least) needs some clarification.
By No Vampires are we talking about like the very idea is erased from every single human beings mind?
If so than i say yes please!
Here's the reason. I am a Bram Stoker advocate. His novel is the only good piece of vampire fiction. I would be sad to see that book disappear but, I would be joyous if that novel was the only sacrifices needed to make every piece of vampire pop culture disappear. Any show/movie/novel which paints vampires as the tragically misunderstood anti-heroes are quaintly shallow... Vampires are not supposed to be "good" in the conventional use of the word... they are supposed to be abominations unto nature and stand against everything we as humans stand for...
Besides nukes won't get used because now everyone realizes that if anyone uses a nuke EVERYONE is dead except for the crazy tin foil hat guys who built shelters and the social elite who are important enough to get a spot in the few working shelters...

EDIT: P.S. Wait. the Twilight vampires sparkle!? WTF!? *shakes head* Mr. stoker is doing barrel roles in his grave...

So what we are basicly being asked is: Oblivion or Fallout

In both games everyone tries to kill you, but at least in Oblivion the gras is still green, so I'm gona go with vampires.

(Bethesda wins either way)

FUCKING AMAZING!!!!!