Poll: Would you rather rule in Hell, or serve in Heaven?

[Lieju]

I'd rather not rule or serve but just be left alone. But if I have to choose, I'd rather rule in Hell, since playing harps all day and praising god would be pretty much worse than Hell anyways. Of course I'm a very nice person, so Hell would not be so bad under my rule.

 

[Roamin11]

I would probably go with ruling hell, because from there I could make it my own personal heavean, everyone that ever pissed me off and walks through my gates, we are goin to have one hell of a time together!

 

[ae86gamer]

I choose Wibble. I don't know what it is, but I choose that.

 

[Nightmare963]

curses. if wibble wasnt such an attractive word, i would have definately chosen hell ....

 

[rokkolpo]

Sorry, you get neither option. "Rot in the ground" or "Die in a fire" is pretty much everyone's end destination.

how do you die in a fire when youre already dead?

 

[Skeleon]

Heaven DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH


That is,islamic heaven,not that pansy christian thing.

you mean 47 virgins waiting for you.

I thought it was 72. But 47 would be enough also. For a while.

 

[rokkolpo]

I don't believe in either so what do I do?
I am upset there is not a poll option for this

the poll is not meant for belief it,s for preference.

 

[omle]

Hmm... eternal paradise or eternal suffering... Now that's a tough one.

This.
Heaven = Beautiful people and parties (plus anything you could possibly want.)
Hell = Rotting people wailing for eternity. (You're in Hell, you're punished too.)

 

[Fragged_Templar]

Rule in Hell, and then give the place a nice make over. Start by harnessing hells abundance of thermal energy and then start up a new few casinoes, make it a new las vegas, with the slogan "sins, we've seen them all". If at all possible try to get rid of the evil spirits to make room for the visitors, maybe by sending the evil spirits to the mortal realm, but of course this would only be after the renovation and the intensive ad campaign, just to boost the attendance.

 

[zimtheawesome]

Its funny all the atheists that claim to not know about either heaven or hell, thats just sad, you should at least know what you choose not to follow. I myself am an atheist, I dont believe that either exists, but i can take a hypothetical....
probably choose heaven, even satan has it shitty, stuck in a freezing cold lake at the pit of hell, surrounded by traitors and dickheads

 

[rokkolpo]

Heaven DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH


That is,islamic heaven,not that pansy christian thing.

you mean 47 virgins waiting for you.

I thought it was 72. But 47 would be enough also. For a while.

just make sure there all of the other sex.
i wouldn,t want 72 male virgins''shivers''

i,d see some god screwing me over with a joke like that.

 

[JoshGod]

technically u couldnt serve in heaven as thats not how it works so im gunna go for wibble cause it mayed me lol

 

[USSR]

I'd rather be in purgatory, haunting the shit out of the living world.

That would never get old =3

 

[beddo]

Hell is logically contrived if you accept the existence of a benevolent, omnipotent, omnipresent and omniscient being.

 

[thetragicclown]

Heaven and Hell define each other. Without Hell there would no purpose to Heaven's existence as a place of eternal bliss. Without Heaven there would be nothing for the damned prisoners of Hell to hope for, thereby neutering Hell of its power (when suffering is all that you know of it ceases to be suffering and becomes The Norm). Ruling Hell is a mucky, thankless job but it's necessary and someone has to do it.

So I'd serve Heaven by ruling Hell. Now that's the best of both worlds.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I already rule Hell, but I'm currently on a vacation here in the realm of mortals. (Last thing I heard, that fool Satan can't keep the floor heating under control.)

 

[Skeleon]

just make sure there all of the other sex.
i wouldn,t want 72 male virgins''shivers''

i,d see some god screwing me over with a joke like that.

Ahaha!
There's actually a Family Guy sketch about that (when isn't there?), just found the link:

 

[tsb247]

I would serve in Heaven. Sometimes service is it's own reward. Besides, that service could entail some things that are so awesome they are impossible to comprehend.

 

[siege_1302]

Rule in hell. If the heathens are right, there's no way I'm getting into heaven.

Edit: Oh, and if you've got the top spot, surely there's not much suffering going on...at least, not for you. Satan only has a bad time supposedly because he was once an angel and for an angel the absence of god is pain. So if I were in charge, different story.

 

[Fraught]

Rule over hell. I'd probably be like Satan, only less evil, but still. Immortal, I'd have a nice, big office, I'd get free food, I had magical powers and I could totally visit God in Heaven once in a while.