Poll: Would you rather rule in Hell, or serve in Heaven?

[Nick Bounty]

Well if serving in heaven entitles the workers for employee benefits, then yeah I'd choose to serve in heaven.

Besides, why would I want to be stuck in hell anyway?. It's damnation without relief and I'd have to hang around lawyers and the French for the entire time.

Nicely done sir, I spot a Rowan Atkinson stand-up line there!.

I too would chose Heaven. The girls are prettier!

 

[Sovvolf]

Well from all that I've heard about him through his followers well... God's a prick I wouldn't want to spend eternity with him. Ruling hell may not be all it's cracked up to be but do you really, really, really want to spend eternity in heaven with the creationists, racists, homophobes and Jack Thompson.

 

[Cheesezorz]

Rule hell! I would throw up a LAN party.

 

[Archaneus]

Neither because both places are mythical constructs based on bronze age mythologies? I guess if I had to choose one it would be Hell, but that's because any god who would create such a place is evil enough that the moral choice is to choose to reject such a monster and thereby be sentenced to hell.

 

[squeeble69]

Well, if hell = metal and heaven = new age folk, then I think the answer's obvious

 

[Xorghul]

I cannot and will not nor do I want to, chose between either of the opposites, since I do not believe in things such as "heaven" or "hell". But since I do not want to be an arse I'll vote "Wibble!!", whatever it means.

 

[Grigori361]

I don't actually believe in heaven or hell in the common sense of the word, but if I took Christianity as face value, the answer would be hell hands down... I'd probably rather SERVE in hell then heaven.

 

[Iampringles]

If you're in Heaven, you wouldn't be able to serve, would you? Hence the eternal plesure.

 

[Kimarous]

Serve in Heaven. Rulership is too much of a hassle; I'm fine with a subserviant existence. Heaven is more aesthetically appealing anyway.

 

[lordswift1]

Heaven for me. Think of all the heavenly female angels you can sin with. muwahah

 

[GrinningManiac]

MUST...NOT...PRESS..."WIBBLE"!!!

MUST...GIVE...ACTUAL...ANSWER...

NOOOOO...IT IS TOO STRONG!

Wibble it is!

 

[TZer0]

Rule in hell, make it heaven?

 

[Hurr Durr Derp]

Serving in Heaven?
I'm hardly the 'serving' type. While Heaven might be a great place in theory, there's not much point if you've got to spend eternity being someone's servant.

Ruling in Hell?
To be quite honest, I'm not the 'ruling' type either. Besides, Hell is supposed to be eternal torture, fire and brimstone style. No thanks, I'll pass.

I'll just live free and rot in the ground when my time comes. Wouldn't have it any other way.

 

[RanD00M]

I´ll take hell any day over that place above me.If i were to rule in hell,i could make volacanos errupt and shit.

 

[Jedamethis]

Depends.....If it's hell with eternal suffering, I'd pick heaven
but if it's just a really hot place with volcanoes and lava and stuff...I'd pick that

Curses! The Wibble is too strong!

 

[Dwarfman]

Sorry kinda obliged...service in heaven.

But seriously, some people here seem to mix up serving with servitude. There's a difference between doing what you want for the benefit of others ie 'serving' and slavery ie 'servitude'

 

[Jedoro]

With all the other millions, if not billions of people and angels up there serving, it won't be all that much work. Besides, leading gets annoying after a while.

 

[archvile93]

Why would you want to rule in Hell? Yes you rule, but that doesn't do any good when your in constant agony. It heaven it doesn't matter if I serve because I will always be euphoric.

 

[Aunel]

rule in hell, make it a better place,