Poll: You wake up with alternate genitalia...

[AgDr_ODST]

Masterbate, see how it feels on the other side.

yeah pretty much this but even if it was the greatest feeling ever I'd at some point have to get my dick back! Reason being is I'd want to be able to have proper sex with a girl and start a family at some point.

 

[Scott Guthrie]

i'd vow never to drink again.....

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

Question... would I have all the other parts of my body change or would I still look like a girl in every way?

OT: Be very thankful my girlfriend is bi, see what it's like for the other side, and then probably go get the surgery.

 

[JoJo]

For the record, all other things are equal, like in sexual reassignment surgery without hormone treatment / breast implants. You still look and feel exactly like you do now, only you have a vagina. Or a penis. Your new organ is sexually functional, but you can't get pregnant or impregnate. Yesterday you were male, now you're (sort of) female.

Damm, that would be the deal breaker. If I was able to get pregnant with my new vagina, I'd keep it solely so I could impregnate myself with donated sperm. Since that wouldn't be possible, I guess I'd have surgery to bring back my penis.

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

I think people who change genders are usually seen by psychiatrists before operating, to make sure they're mentally ready for it.

They are, I know someone currently going through this... they have to see several psychiatrists, live at least one year as the other gender (without the surgery), go back to see the psychiatrists again (to make sure the definitely want the surgery) and then they are put onto the hormones before they are 'allowed' to have surgery.
Personally I feel this is a horrible way of doing things as my friends been 5 years without the body that they want, but I can understand the the surgery can be traumatic, so the hospital wants to make sure they actually do want it... just seems like a lot of hoops to jump through to me.

 

[ShadowKatt]

I'd celebrate. End of story.

 

[rokkolpo]

I'd think I was dreaming and get laid.

I'd regret a lot of things after 30 hours.

 

[deserteagleeye]

What if you have both? would you still have both or none at all?

 

[Captain Pirate]

I'd play around with it a bit to see if the female orgasm really is THAT good.

Then, I'd probably find a genie and wish for my penis back.

... What? Dude, you said that I randomly woke up with a vajayjay. Magic obviously exists. I can probably use magic to change it back.

Pretty much this.

Were it genuinely real.... well, fuck knows.
I guess it's one of those things you can't seriously really answer unless it happens, so the question's kind of pointless....

 

[Bloodstain]

I'll keep my newly aquired vagina. Hell yeah.

 

[AetherWolf]

I actually had a dream that I had a dick a few weeks ago (my dreams are like that), and in the dream I was mostly figuring out how the hell it works, like going to the bathroom and not wearing skinny jeans anymore and stuff.

Then I woke up and I was back to normal... so yay.

 

[Alien Mole]

Always wanted to give the whole 'female' thing a whirl, so let's go for it. Would stop going to the gym to re-narrow down my chest and shoulders, but apart from that I'd be able to comfortably pull off looking like a girl, I think. I also appreciate having an elegant and - heck, I'll say it - pretty look, but that's a lot harder as a male within classical gender boundaries. Male fashion tends to be fairly functional, female fashion more aesthetically pleasing (to me).

Yeah, I think I'd enjoy it, although I'm sure I wouldn't enjoy the amount of sexism I'm actually not being exposed to right now.

Would also make for any number of interesting sexual things I'm not going to examine in detail in the interest of decency.

Long story short: give me your worst, OP!

 

[azraelthor]

Masturbate, then when i'm done that masturbate some more, and then again then maybe find some lesbians adn maybe consider changing my serlf back

 

[Brinnmilo]

Would I look the same except for the genitalia? If so then I am going to be one fugly man-girl.

 

[bob-2000]

I'd for sure change it back. I like being a woman, dammit!

 

[Funky Flump]

If my hormones change to the opposite then Id live with it. I cant see any difference, but If I was still a "Man" in my head I might get it changed....Maybe,

 

[cthulhumythos]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*run to hospital

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDOCTORHELPMENOWPLEASE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHHHHAHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHAHH

ahhhhh

ahh.

so yeah. that's my reaction.

 

[rushgus]

sweet i can now be a lesbian

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*run to hospital

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDOCTORHELPMENOWPLEASE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHHHHAHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHAHH

ahhhhh

ahh.

so yeah. that's my reaction.

That would pretty much be my reaction to the whole thing. And I'd have to wonder what I was drinking the night before and never drink it again.

 

[iLikeHippos]

Well, obviously, I'd be fucked.
Because I would know, whatever the people who know me would say, that they would be creeped out and slowly but surely alienate me from their lives.
So, living as a lone transsexual and most likely be bored by it after a months time, I'd damn well want my sex back; if not to remedy my boredom.
I do not find my own sex to be a defining characteristic, although of the much different chemistry and mind-set, so I wouldn't have too much of a problem with it. Except everything stated above.

That's in theory. I don't know what would ACTUALLY happen. It's like explaining what headline there will be in a weeks time.