Poll: You walk down the street and meet George Lucas...

[Dukenstein]

I'd walk up and tell him that American Graffiti is a great movie.

 

[Sansha]

Say it's an honor to meet him, and how much I enjoyed the first three Star Wars movies when I was a kid.

Say nothing negative.

 

[hailfire]

to be honest, I would shake his hand, thank him, THEN hit him in the stomach.

 

[fix-the-spade]

FLAMETHROWER!

Send him to the fiery pit of oblivion where his soul may be made to suffer pentitence for the foul sins it has perpetrated!!!

#Ahem#Where was I?!

I'll just leave him be thanks, now where'd I leave that gas canister...

 

[Withall]

I would shake his hand, and praise him creating a crazily successful franchise. Then I'd humbly ask him to make a KOTOR trilogy, based on the most common playthroughs. Rhen, regardless of his answer or reaction, I'd thank him for his time, and be on my way.

 

[Chronologger]

I'd give him such an almighty slap that it will cause an echo that will be audible all over the earth constantly throughout the millennia.

I'm not even going to attempt to describe what kind of mess his face would be in.

 

[Baldry]

This "OH MY GOD GEORGE LUCAS *Runs up too and shakes hand* It's an honour to meet you I loved all your films...Just one problem *punch him* STOP RUINING YOUR OWN MASTERPIECE!*

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Remove the 'poor guy' and I'd ignore him. I really don't care about him enough to display anything but indifference but I simultaneously have no respect or sympathy for him.

 

[Robert Ewing]

Poke his chins. Run away giggling. Clone him. Reenact clone wars.

 

[CrimsonBlaze]

I would also not do anything. I have a lot of mixed feelings over the Star Wars franchise, and if we don't acknowledge each other, I'm cool with that. I would just be glad to have seen George Lucas.

 

[Undead Dragon King]

I'd shake his hand and thank him for inventing the Star Wars universe, THEN punch him in the stomach for subsequently ruining it.

 

[DaWaffledude]

Tell him to cut his losses, then get his autograph.

 

[Yopaz]

I wouldn't even notice him. I don't know what he looks like and I don't spaz out around celebs like a lot of people seem to.

Yeah, this sums up my feeling towards this too. It would be something different if I met a celebrity I actually cared about though. However I would not react too much over that either.

 

[Chris646]

I'd probably ask if he was George Lucas first, then when he says yes, I'll say "you know, episodes 4, 5 and 6 were great, why didn't you make any prequels?"

 

[GinraiPrime]

If I could I would go back to 1993 or 1994 and kill Goerge Lucas with a shovel and stop him from making the prequals!

Thankyou Patton Oswalt!

 

[Atmos Duality]

The inner bastard in me wants to SHORYUKEN him right on the fucking jaw.

But my curious side wants to ask him how he feels about his work, and how it came into being.
...And when he abjectly refuses to answer, well, then I might turn him over to my inner bastard.

 

[Valdus]

Take him back to the home, he should know he's not allowed out to talk to other people.

 

[synobal]

I don't even know what the guy looks like.

 

[scorptatious]

I'd probably shake his hand. I like the Star Wars films. Yes, even the prequels.