Post your current Facebook status...

[Mistermixmaster]

I don't have one.... *looks through the facebook-wall to see when previous facebook status was...* Ok, found one under the mountains of photos I'm tagged in and PS3 Trophies!

Yes! Finally, the photos from my winter-vacation in California has been uploaded! Better late than never, right? (posted at June 2.)

Can you tell I spend a lot of time on facebook? xD

 

[EndOfDaWorld]

Spy: Did anyvon kill zeh red spy on zeir way here..........

Heavy: Vhats a spy?Scout: I'ma force a nature!

Soldier: ITS CALLED A ZOO.....UNLESS ITS A FARM!!!!!

Spy: Oh fak zhis.....

 

[NikkiChii]

say it aint so, i will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home.

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA!!! Sweet Song!

ot: Okay, come on, you've been putting this essay off for ages. Just going to sit down today and do it. Oh look, Bill Bailey's on This Morning... Hey, dad saved some Two and Half Men on the planner, and there's a QI I haven't seen yet... Faiiiiiiiil.

My goodness that sounds like a good day

 

[Neurowaste]

"neuroshock.tumblr.com Shameless self-promoting"

Yeah. I did that, it's a new blog though, it needs to be nurtured, indie music and such, feel free to follow.

 

[supermariner]

roll the red carpet out in the opposite direction, i'm getting the fuck out of here

 

[Crayzor]

"£40 for a new flat key. Fantastic."

I got really drunk last week and lost my key. Then found out the Uni would charge me £40 for a new one.

 

[the boxdog]

Status:
I can't fucking feel my face

 

[AngloDoom]

"Baxter! You are my little gentleman!"

 

[sam13lfc]

Grr. Not impressed with my form tutor right now.

 

[Hayate_GT]

if you don't have one post something that is cool enough...


"JOB OPENING...make out artist wanted...all applicants MUST be female AND over 18...will be on call during times of loneliness as well as times of happiness...previous experience not required...promises safe working environment and confidentiality...records will not be posted on Facebook or saved on other peoples Blackberries...terms of payment are negotiable.."

Status: I ain't got no damn facebook.

i really don't have one.

its cool...i only started using facebook like 2 weeks ago..was off for more than a yr...and most of my people know it's a matter of time before i come off again...

 

[Dodgerdiver]

Is thinking of breeding a monkey/goat hybrid and unleashing it against the mormons.

 

[googleit6]

"AND THE PANTS WERE DEAD" is my extremly *nerdy* status.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

My Facebook status is that I have no Facebook. I intend to maintain this status.

 

[ohgodalex]

this is not a sick day, this is a soup and westerns day.

 

[shadyh8er]

"I would like to introduce you to my friend Belzenef!"

 

[David_G]

My one is "You are now breathing manually."

You know, this has never worked for me. Neither this or the blinking one. I don't know why.

As for the topic, I haven't had a Facebook status since... but I do have a link posted:

Spoiler

 

[Distorted Stu]

Oh the joys of drawing.. thank god for music

Stupid Figure drawing class...

 

[ilikepie59]

Well, mine was just telling everyone with plenty of gaming knowledge to watch Doomsday Arcade. I just discovered it and it's amazing.