"Pssst, hey you!"

[CounterAttack]

I grab your line and pull you into the water.

I'm filming an episode of a web series.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I jump infront of the camera.
.

I am flying a kite.

 

[EpicPanda]

I pop up behind you and scream "SHOWTIME!"

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

...
I'm jogging through the park.

 

[EpicPanda]

OOPS I FORGOT THE SECOND PART. SORRY. D;

I jump out of a bush, naked, yelling gibberish.

I am eating steak.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I do nothing, since you are doing nothing for me to interrupt.

I am playing Psychonauts.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I break through the wall and scream "oooooh yeah!"

I am putting the L4D2 disc into my console.

 

[EpicPanda]

I appear in the mirror opposite the bed, with a bloody knife in my hand. "BOO!"

I am dancing at a rave.

 

[CounterAttack]

I knock on the door and call my sister's name, then poke my head around the door. Upon seeing you and her in bed, I shout, "What the hell?!" and leave.

I'm taking a shower.

 

[Vrex360]

Well duh, I reinact the shower scene from Psycho and stab you to death with a knife.

I'm wiping out all of humanity.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I steal your lazzzors.

I'm planting a flower.

 

[Timotei]

I put Light Yagami next to you.

I'm sniping n00bs.

 

[CounterAttack]

I appear in your scope at point-black range, holding a flamethrower.

I'm driving down the street.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I slashed your tires before you started.
I am flying a plane.

 

[Kwaren]

I tell you I have a rash.

I am drinking a soda.