"Pssst, hey you!"

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I shove it down your throat.
I am stompin' some kittens.

 

[CounterAttack]

I open a temple and unleash savage jungle cats who eat you alive.
Cookie for reference.

I am on a date with my girlfriend.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I stab you.

I am going to the bathroom.

 

[sky14kemea]

I jump out from behind the shower curtain dressed as a gorilla! BRAHAHAHGHA!

I'm trying to re-create the Mona Lisa with M&M's

 

[CounterAttack]

I eat them.

I'm swimming laps of an Olympic pool.

 

[sky14kemea]

I put jello cubes in the water and turn it into jello

I'm trying to write a novel by candlelight.

 

[EpicPanda]

I pour red food dye in there, along with some dummies, for effect.

I'm drinking hot chocolate.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I bump you so you spill it all over your lap.
I'm playing badminton.

 

[CounterAttack]

@Sky: I "accidentally" drop a candle on your paper.
@ISOK: I steal the shuttlecock and run away giggling.

I'm on the stand in a murder trial.

 

[sky14kemea]

I yell OBJECTION! everytime you try to speak

I'm riding a bicycle in the countryside.

 

[Coltelement]

@ Counterattack...at which I'm sitting on the jury. I suddenly scream and sprout wings of a bat and a head of loin. In my rage to protect my humanity, I eat you.

@sky: Your head explodes in a extremely-outrageous mess as a bus-load of children drive past, forever scarring them, causing the cancer and trauma rates to skyrocket for the next 45 years...

I'm driving on the wrong side of the road.

 

[CounterAttack]

I round the corner on a rainbow-coloured Segway, playing music out of my customized speaker system.

I'm riding/driving a rainbow-coloured Segway.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I point and laugh... That's it.

I am training an elite squad of aliens.

 

[Coltelement]

You ask to show them to me. I say "sure". We check them out, and then spend the entire afternoon fishing while speaking with Canadian accents.

I find a golden ticket in a Loo/Port-a-potty...

 

[delet]

I lock the port-a-potty door and push it down a hill.

I'm eating a delicious pizza.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Oh by the way, it's poisoned. Sry I forgot to tell you.

I am slaying a dragon.

 

[CounterAttack]

It clones itself and the two start fighting over which is the original.

I'm counting my money.

 

[delet]

I steal your money.

I'm skipping gaily through a field of flowers singing with the birds and the foxes!

 

[ottenni]

I steal it all!!!!

I'm wrestling a bear.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I laugh at you.

I sit and wonder what to play on xbox.