"Pssst, hey you!"

[Kud]

I chop off your hands.

I drink some orange juice.

 

[CounterAttack]

I steal the glass and drink it all.

I'm lying on my bed, contemplating stuff.

 

[Rainboq]

I steal your bed

I'm petting a cat

 

[Kud]

I EAT THE CAT.

I am trying on new shoes.

 

[Rainboq]

I set them on FIRE

I am hunting

 

[Kud]

I put flowers in your gun so it shoots flowers instead of bullets!

I am dancing.

 

[Insanum]

I run up, Spin you around, Then trip you.

I am playing guitar. <color=white>i am ACTUALLY playing guitar. +1 point too me for being accurate!

 

[Rainboq]

I mess with your tuning

I am bungee jumping

 

[CounterAttack]

I "upgrade" your camera's flash so it has the same effect as a flashbang grenade.
Cookie for reference.

I'm watching Get Smart.

 

[Rainboq]

I shoot you with that f*cking harpoon gadget

I am making out with my GF

 

[Insanum]

I take off the wig & reveal i have been pretending to be your Girlfriend...And you have spinach in your teeth.

I am in the shower.

 

[CounterAttack]

I turn the water off and step in with you.

I'm browsing the Nintendo DS games.

 

[Insanum]

I switch off the lights & switch them all for PSP games.

I am waiting for a Bwuuu*trips* (imaginary cookies for ref)

 

[CounterAttack]

I hit you with pies for five minutes.

I'm testing the comfort of my new beanbag chair.

 

[Rainboq]

I empty it

I'm bugging people

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I trip you.

I'm making a time machine.

 

[CounterAttack]

I set its co-ordinates for 500 BC, using up all its power.

I'm washing dishes.

 

[Balaxe]

I jump out off the sink's dish water.

I'm walking on stilts next to a cliff that has a sea of lava at the bottom.

 

[Knife-28]

I jump out of a nearby bush going "AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!"

I'm watching Zero Punctuation.