"Pssst, hey you!"

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I push you out of your computer chair.

I'm on the moon.

 

[Kud]

I blow up the moon.

Im standing on your face.

 

[CounterAttack]

I lick your ankles.

I'm sitting on you, holding you down.

 

[Dark Knifer]

I go like this,

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Until their is a huge group of people that call the police and you get arrested for assalt.

I look into the car exhaust to see where my marble went.

 

[CounterAttack]

I drive off in the car and the marble hits you in the eye.

I've tied you up in a chair and gagged you. You are unable to move a muscle.

 

[Dark Knifer]

When you turn your back, I start rocking my chair backwards and forwards, and when you turn around I do a frontflip in the chair and the chair leg impales you in the eye.

I am throwing darts at a dartboard on my door.

 

[KiruTheMant]

I do a dramatic "Noooooooooooo!" and intercepts everydart into his chest and rolls under the bed to narnia.

I am Salsadancing.

 

[Rainboq]

I turn off the music

I am parachuting

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I shoot holes in it.

I am brushing my teeth.

 

[Rainboq]

I replace your toothpaste with cyanide

I am painting

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I watch it with you. I love that movie.

I am eating breakfast.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Ima fuckin' kill you!

I am riding a horsey.

 

[Sam G]

I staple your love-nuts to the horse.

I've been playing Puyo Pop Fever for fourty hours straight.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I shut off the console and ask for help stretching my hammies.

I am running 5 miles.

 

[Rainboq]

I hit you in the face with a two by four

I am beating a twitards face in

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I change your fist to a giant marshmallow.

I am making a smoothie.

 

[Rainboq]

I fill it with diarrhea

I am eating marsh-mellows

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I light them on fire before you place into your mouth.

I am updating my iPod.