Put up your dukes Escapists! Can you fight?

[kvenox]

I have trained some karate but it just wasnt my way of fighting... Whenever i get into a fight i just act out of instinct and then i cant remember anything from the fight(actually i usually have forgotten the whole day since the fight when i wake up at the morning)

 

[Andalusa]

It doesn't!
But in my case, I am only interesting because I am a psychotic mess.

Fair enough.

 

[The Shade]

Does running away count?

I took Karate for a few years. Don't know how much of it I've retained, nor do I wish to have to find out.

 

[AlphaOmega]

I Broozed 2 ribs and broke a nose to my bully when I was 12, I was soooo fed up with his bullcrap.

I also hammered a guy with a turn-device support beam when I was 15 in gym class. he had a minor caucausion thingy.

 

[APPCRASH]

I Broozed 2 ribs and broke a nose to my bully when I was 12, I was soooo fed up with his bullcrap.

I also hammered a guy with a turn-device support beam when I was 15 in gym class. he had a minor caucausion thingy.

HE TURNED INTO A WHITE GUY!?

 

[Andalusa]

I think I'm rubbing off on you.

Maybe.

 

[onfirejb]

This is just a thread where guys can stroke their egos and pretend they know how to fight.

The truth is most people would swing their arms around wildly, not hit anyone, and then proceed to have a gay love wrestle with the other person on the floor. And i am one of these people.

 

[Andalusa]

Though I am not known for being taciturn.
*pokes..*

No, I like to stick with what I'm best at.

Don't poke me.

 

[APPCRASH]

This is just a thread where guys can stroke their egos and pretend they know how to fight.

The truth is most people would swing their arms around wildly, not hit anyone, and then proceed to have a gay love wrestle with the other person on the floor. And i am one of these people.

That would be that MMA bull.

 

[Andalusa]

Being extremely shy?

Not even a little?

Yes, years of practice and refining, I'm not going to let it go to waste.

No, no poking.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

I Broozed 2 ribs and broke a nose to my bully when I was 12, I was soooo fed up with his bullcrap.

I also hammered a guy with a turn-device support beam when I was 15 in gym class. he had a minor caucausion thingy.

HE TURNED INTO A WHITE GUY!?

I think the word he was looking for was contusion meaning, literally, a bruise.

 

[blaze96]

I am currently practicing a style of Karate called Uechi-Ryu, I am currently a low level green belt but love sparring and I am fairly good at it, but there is always room to improve. I personally like my style because it doesn't tell us to fight fair but fight to win, case in point we have three main targets eyes, throat, and groin. That and we aren't lied to about beating a guy with a gun if a guy wants your cash and he has a gun give him your cash.

 

[APPCRASH]

I Broozed 2 ribs and broke a nose to my bully when I was 12, I was soooo fed up with his bullcrap.

I also hammered a guy with a turn-device support beam when I was 15 in gym class. he had a minor caucausion thingy.

HE TURNED INTO A WHITE GUY!?

I think the word he was looking for was contusion meaning, literally, a bruise.

Or concussion.

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

I can't really fight, I tend to just avoid getting into fights. Honestly, I would probably get my ass handed to me.

 

[Andalusa]

One day I will get you to open up!

How come your years of practice get to be used, but mine don't?
Do you have any idea how long I took to perfect my poking techinque?
I worked from sun up to nightfall, when I wasn't out back in the mines.
I worked my poor poking finger to death learning how to perfectly deliver a precise poking.

Actually I used to get poked a lot back in school because I squeaked.
True story.
Hated every minute.

You can try.

Well, you can poke other people, I'm sure they'll appreciate it more.

You squeaked?
I would say "that's hilarious" but that's mean.