Quick! War has broken out!

[I Max95]

well for attack i have a full wooden spear i could sharpen and for defense i have a wooden replica of the hyilian shield

im not even kidding, my aunt is a talented wood worker she made them for me

 

[vance32]

For weapon Dog
for defense cat

 

[7|-|3 1337]

Well, normally, I would grab my Glock and/or AR-15 under my bed, but since I cannot, large knife next to me, skim board with large, heavy books ducttaped to it.
I live it teh Americaz

 

[harv3034]

Well, seeing as I live in America I haveto wonder who would want to invade us??
As Yahtzee said in his Splinter Cell: Conviction review, the US is mainly a HUGE huge hole that you through money into faster than you earn it.

But if war did break out in the US,

I'd break down my closet into a shield.

And I'd repourpose my room's AC into a makeshift gun.
Anyone trys to get to me *BOOM* a can of soda, or a glass cup to the head.

 

[wfpdk]

you are not permitted to choose items that were designed to be weapons or shields.

but this is WHY I keep a rifle and shield next to my desk... why can't I use them?

 

[Asickorphan]

I would take the sword that is the room I'm in... but thats cheating >.< oh well !!!!!LEVEL UP!!!!

 

[Vampire cat]

Defense? Against fire-arms? Le-harr. I'd bring a bottle of coke, at least I'd have something to drink while they are shooting me to bits. Offensive... Hmm. Seeing as my living room (where my PC is) and the kitchen is in the same room, I'd just grab a good old kitchen knife I guess, nothing wrong with that ^^.

I live in Iceland, who is suppose to attack us?

*murderous glare*

Make no mistake tho, If I'm coming, it's to capture Lambi and put him in my evil doomsday-prison! Don't underestimate the POWER of the Norwegian army! AAAHAHAH! (Oh and we like ice and mountains, we'd have every reason to attack you OO).

 

[spartan1077]

I'm in Canada, so this is more or less impossible. I'll just sit back and let the US army take care of it.

Go no weapon laws! Canada rules BTW.

OT: I would use my assassin's creed blade that I made after watching that video..oh we can't use things designed as weapons? And we can't use fictional items that I don't have...? Damn.... Well since everything is designed to be a weapon in the right mind I will use my MIND! And die a painful death.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

I'll use my life size cut-out of Emperor Palpatine as a shield and one of the cardboard tubes as a weapon. If Penny Arcade has taught me anything, its that cardboard is as deadly as hell.

Beware the cardboard knight...

 

[AlwaystheUnlucky]

Defense: (Badly Drawn) Combat Medic Patch. According to the Geneva Convention, firing on one is a war crime, and if the enemy forces are strong enough to invade the U.S., they'll have to respect that.

Offense: Well, I've got a steel can... of ANTIMATTER!

 

[Free Thinker]

I've got some pistols, and I can improvise a metal shield from things from the basement.

 

[Drakmorg]

I could use my chair as a shield and maybe bludgeon people to death with my biggest hardcover book, which happens to be a book of medical terminology. Maybe they'll take extra damage from the sheer irony of my attack.

"You hit enemy soldier for 12 points of blunt damage"
"Enemy soldier takes 1000 points of irony damage"
"Enemy soldier explodes into a fine red mist"
"You find $12"

 

[CarlsonAndPeeters]

For defense, I would grab my Bartlett's Familiar Quotations. I think it could stop a bullet.

For offense, I would either grab my laptop--hacking into the enemy servers would be a great battle strategy, if I could hack--or my bass guitar. Because as Dead Rising taught me, guitars make kick-ass music while they slaughter peons.

 

[Atmos Duality]

"Defend yourself" topic count within the last week: 5

I figured one more of these would pop up.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Something to defend myself with, of course.

 

[Zuljeet]

Well, since I live in Alaska the only people who would attack us is Russians wanting Alaska back and since they have such a big army I'll side with them.

Nobody asked for the effing Palins to chime in on this...

 

[Skorpyo]

For attack, I grab my CZ-52.

For defense, I break a large chunk out of my desk.

 

[Dylan Voyda]

I take the wok on my stove.

 

[CanadianBacon]

Defense: I grab the nearest empty DVD case to my desk.
Offense: Best I can find is an Air Soft pistol in my closet.