Quick...!

[TheNumber1Zero]

Lick my fingers and put out the fuse.

Simple really.

 

[El Poncho]

Kiss my ass good bye. I usually sit on my bed in my room. Unless I can make it to the door quickly it would probably blow the door down since my room is small. I might try throw it back but I will end up messing that up.

 

[khaimera]

press RB to throw back

That was awesome.

I think I would try and sit on it to see how it feels.

 

[GundamSentinel]

I would quickly hit the button under my desk activating my secure escape pod.

 

[josh797]

A nonsensical situation I see. I would probably chuck it in a mini fridge. If I had one..

why not get in the minifridge ala indy 4?

 

[AvsJoe]

You're sitting there at your computer, when suddenly a pipe bomb is thrown into the room. How do you avoid being turned into bloody giblets?

I'm not exactly nimble and there's currently laundry and luggage in front of my door so there's a real good chance I'm losing my life or at least a body part before it's over. My guess is if someone did chuck a bomb through the tiny window I'd probably just shoot it the finger and wait for da boom.

 

[Hollock]

my friend was tinkering with fireworks about ten feet from me. When I saw smoke I just got up and took two step out of the room. That's why I have my eyebrows and he does'nt. This was a few years ago he got em back.

if it were a pipebomb, I sit n' scream and underdog would swoop in and eat the bomb and fart out a mushroom cloud.

 

[Stranger of Sorts]

I'd wake up and it would all be a dream

 

[Azure-Supernova]

First I'd wonder who the left my windows open! Then I'd be out of my window and safely outside on the porch, where I could scurry over to my mum's bedroom window and get back inside.

 

[Jamface]

Pick it up and throw it out.

Or i can wake up.

 

[Burningsok]

Grab it, then throw the damn thing back at who ever threw it at me

 

[HollywoodH17]

I'm at work, and I'm at a very hefty wood desk, with an additional large wood front panel... think having an executive desk behind one of those high hotel "front counters." Except not quite as important.

If that sumbitch came in the front door, just in front of the wood panel, I'd be safe just diving under my desk. Through a window in the back of the office, I'd probably have enough time to dive in front of the wood panel (or just stay put and let the wall behind me take the abuse, depending on which window.)

If it's at the apartment and it comes through either window or the front door, I'm hosed. Computer chair isn't really mobile, sofa is old and not sturdy, and I'd have to go past the bomb to get in the fridge like my hero, Indiana Jones.

 

[FranzTyphid]

Sit down and talk to it.
See why it has anger issues.

 

[Ekonk]

Well, there's no escape here.

Except the window. Which means jumping barefoot through a pane of glass into a cold, wet, winter-wonder-world.

 

[rokkolpo]

i'd most likely be in my bed cuz that's the only time i'm accesing my computer.

so i would think it's a dream and carry on.........then die

 

[SamuelT]

Wonder how the hell that bomb gained the power to materialise into my room, seeing as the door is always locked and there's only one window which can't be opened and is on the second floor.

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

"Argh, fuck!"

I'd probably try and throw it back, as it takes a while to leave my computer desk because it's awkwardly positioned.

I'd shout ''It's a trap!'' Then escape swiftly through the window, since it's closer than the door.

 

[whiskey rock n' roller]

In true Looney Tunes fashion I would put out the fuse with my thumb and finger