Quickly, make up a random plot twist!

[GreigKM]

The man found at the scene of the crime is innocent! The banana wasn't just a banana, It was an advanced alien communications device that beamed information about the earth to hostile invaders! The murder victim was actually an intergalactic spy who had found information suggesting an illegal invasion of earth and was investigating, only to be killed by the Chief of Police, who is actually an alien in disguise!

 

[Auxiliary]

He did not flee, he went on vacation!

 

[Torrasque]

Cats are really out to murder you.

Thats a plot twist? I thought it was a fact...

OP: Zombies just want to be hugged!
The giant monster of death and destruction is just depressed and wants to spend time with people!
Your evil nemesis is actually your brother!

 

[savandicus]

Then you realized that the real villain was the villain all along and you were never wrong in the first place.

Welcome to The Escapist friend.

lol

And then you realised the website you'd been visiting wasnt the escapist but actual an evil robot nazi from the future sent to prevent you from inventing bacon!!!

 

[Dfskelleton]

You are actually a robot, who believes yourself to be human!
...actually, thats not a half bad idea, i'd see that movie

There already is one, but I can't remember the name. It was about some world where robots existed and there was this one that was designed so it could feel emotion, pain, etc. It was in the form of a little boy, but he believed he was human. Then something happened that I can't remember and humans are hunting down all the robots and stuff.

 

[BrownGaijin]

And then the FALLEN ANGEL LORD OF DESTRUCTION appears, saves the sacrifical virgin, who fells in love with him, they get married despite the objections of her familiy and proceed to save humanity from the oppression of the 12 holy angels.

... There is a real anime with this plot

And as it turns out the father was an emo, and the son was a jackass.

He did not flee, he went on vacation!

That is full of epic win.

OT:
YZ was the imp after all.

 

[Evilsanta]

You never were the hero! The villan was actully trying to save the would and was the real one!

 

[CleverCover]

Your online love interest is your mom/sister/grandma.

Oh that's just wrong. Wrong-sick.

 

[Noatun]

You look in the mirror and after all these years it finally hits you: you have no face.

 

[DazBurger]

Cats are really out to murder you.

How is that random?

Cats really ARE out to murder us all!

You can even hear them daydreaming, making chainsaw-noises when they relax.

 

[LordOrin]

You are the last to discover that you are the werewolf, and all of your friends are just very tolerant of maulings.

 

[Shirokurou]

The bad guy won.

 

[Googooguru]

The Ninja Sloth Army that has slowly been advancing on America for the last 400 years arrives to lay Claim..

hopefully you not a writer for the BBC trying to garner ideas for a new Doctor who episode we dont want another scandal

 

[LordOrin]

Question (sorta) is in the title!

"Your son isn't in the house, because YOUR SON IS THE HOUSE"

"Your spinal cord has been plotting to overthrow the french this entire time!"

These are not plot twists. These are absurd.
/storysnobbery

Tell that to M. Night Shyamalamalan. BAM!

 

[DazBurger]

It was really nature all along, trying to teach humanity a lesson.

 

[Thimblefoot]

Hero to the big bad:

*Epic music*

"Well, it's come down to this, just you and me, let's en..."

The hero suffers a stroke

Instant credit roll

 

[bloodrayne626]

That's not a mutant!
*camera zooms into face*
That's.... THE CHEESE CABINET!

[Reactive Continuous Scream]