Quotes

[Sazaranthran]

"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned," - Shepherd Book

"Who is but a form, following the function of what; and what I am is a man in a mask,"
"Yes, I can see that,"
"Of course you can, I'm not questioning your powers of observation, I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is." - V

 

[The Bum]

"Though I walk through the valley of death, I have no fear. For I am the meanest ************ in the Valley!" - General Patton.

Danm, ninja'd!

"Do you honestly think i care?"-Me

 

[The Bum]

"Hamburgers! The corner-stone of any nutritious breakfast."

"WHAT AIN'T NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF! They speak English in What?"

SAY WHAT AGAIN ************ SAY WHAT AGAIN!

 

[JohanGasMask]

"Forrest Gump: Hello. I'm Forrest, Forrest Gump.
Recruit Officer: Nobody gives a hunky shit who you are, pus ball. You're not even a low-life, scum-sucking maggot. Get your ass on the bus, you're in the army now!"
-Forrest Gump.

"Randall: This job would be great if it weren't for the fucking customers." - Clerks.

"Ben Croshaw: As evil as the real Nazis were, it seems they weren't evil enough for the developers, so the accuracy's a little skewed against them. And then it's skewed a little bit more. And then it's put into a thumbscrew until it resembles a slinky. I'm no historian, but I'm pretty sure there wasn't an elite unit of stormtroopers who wore gas masks, wielded miniguns and could take three sniper bullets to the forehead before they died. And I'm also pretty sure the Nazis didn't have a gigantic armored concrete tower that can only be described as a doom fortress."
- Zero Punctuation: Medal of honor airborne

 

[Nero09]

My main thing which I live by is my belief that guys look fucking stupid in cardigans. I know a lot of guys (I believe it's the current fashion) who wear these women's jumpers and they look so ridiculous it actually makes me angry. Women wear cardigans, men wear sweaters/hoodies, that's just how it should be. So I believe I'll get through life just fine so long as I never wear a bloody cardigan

I love you

OT:
"I am Proximo! I will be closer to you in these next few days, which will be the last days of your miserable lives, than that ***** of a mother who first brought you screaming into this world!" - From Gladiator

"War is an act of violence pushed to its utmost bounds." and
"War is very simple, but in War the simplest things become very difficult."- Clausewitz

"Story in a game is like a story in a porn movie. It's expected to be there, but it's not that important." - John Carmack

 

[Buizel91]

Wow can't believe no one said this yet!

"Soundwave Superior, Constructicons Inferior"

 

[GrinningManiac]

"An Eye for an Eye leaves the whole world blind" - Ghandi

"He that is without sin among you, cast the first stone" - Jesus

"It is not what enters into the mouth that defiles the man, but what proceeds out of the mouth, this defiles the man."" - Jesus

"The problem with having an open mind, you see, is that people insist and coming along and putting things in it" - Terry Pratchett (Actually, literally anything this man has ever said is my No. 1 Favourite Quote of All Time)

"we pledge our best efforts to help them help themselves, for whatever period is required -- not because the Communists may be doing it, not because we seek their votes, but because it is right" - President Kennedy

And my most imporant quote, the one that, in times of anger, confusion and utter exasperation with the stupidty and evil of other men, sheds me of all grief in an instant

[HEADING=1]C'est La Vie[/HEADING]

 

[cronos2546]

After I am dead, I would rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.

Cato the Elder

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

'The greater man is the one who says he isn't.'
-Me.

 

[Buizel91]

"An Eye for an Eye leaves the whole world blind" - Ghandi

"He that is without sin among you, cast the first stone" - Jesus

"It is not what enters into the mouth that defiles the man, but what proceeds out of the mouth, this defiles the man."" - Jesus

"The problem with having an open mind, you see, is that people insist and coming along and putting things in it" - Terry Pratchett (Actually, literally anything this man has ever said is my No. 1 Favourite Quote of All Time)

"we pledge our best efforts to help them help themselves, for whatever period is required -- not because the Communists may be doing it, not because we seek their votes, but because it is right" - President Kennedy

And my most imporant quote, the one that, in times of anger, confusion and utter exasperation with the stupidty and evil of other men, sheds me of all grief in an instant

[HEADING=1]C'est La Vie[/HEADING]

Thank you -_-', Because of the big red letters this is now stuck in my head!


I. Hate. You!

 

[Isolda Sage]

I like this thread!

"It is better to light a single candle than to curse the darkness."
~Chinese proverb


"You cannot go on being a good egg forever; you must either hatch or rot." ~C.S. Lewis

"God is in the rain." ~Alan Moore; V for Vendetta.


This one was ninja'd but it is a favorite:

"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
-Adam Savage

 

[GrinningManiac]

"An Eye for an Eye leaves the whole world blind" - Ghandi

"He that is without sin among you, cast the first stone" - Jesus

"It is not what enters into the mouth that defiles the man, but what proceeds out of the mouth, this defiles the man."" - Jesus

"The problem with having an open mind, you see, is that people insist and coming along and putting things in it" - Terry Pratchett (Actually, literally anything this man has ever said is my No. 1 Favourite Quote of All Time)

"we pledge our best efforts to help them help themselves, for whatever period is required -- not because the Communists may be doing it, not because we seek their votes, but because it is right" - President Kennedy

And my most imporant quote, the one that, in times of anger, confusion and utter exasperation with the stupidty and evil of other men, sheds me of all grief in an instant

[HEADING=1]C'est La Vie[/HEADING]

Thank you -_-', Because of the big red letters this is now stuck in my head!


I. Hate. You!

I'm not even going to listen to it in case it's contagious

instead, listen to this. Very french, very lovely

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

"Those who memorize the world as it is will never create the world as it might be."

Dunno who said that, just got it off a postcard.

 

[creatiwe]

If god had wanted you to live he would'nt have created me - Soldier tf2

you know you have failed when you have retraced all your steps and still find yourself lost - Haavar Skoglund

I've got a bullet with your name on it and i'm gonna keep firin' till i figure out which one it is - Don't know who said it. contact me if you do

you should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity

as always in flight, taking off is optional. landing is mandatory

since the invention of the internet, the earths rotations has been powered primarily by english teachers rolling in their graves.

nothing like a shotgun to make your face feel like the back of your head - heath ledger as joker

theres no "I" in TEAM. there is a "ME" though if you jumble it up.

you think you can outsmart me? maybe...maybe. I have yet to see someone outsmart bullett - tf2 heavy

 

[nuqneh1]

"Humans are Idiots"- Holo the Wise Wolf

Useful in so many situations.

 

[kalakashi]

"He who throws the first punch, has already lost the fight" - Me. I was really damn stoned with my best friend on a 3 hour walk home. We talked about that for about 1 hour, in awe. I was so happy to wake up sober and still think it's not bad.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

"All this was indispensably necessary," replied the one-eyed doctor, "for private misfortunes are public benefits; so that the more private misfortunes there are, the greater is the general good."

While he was arguing in this manner, the sky was overcast, the winds blew from the four quarters of the compass, and the ship was assailed by a most terrible tempest, within sight of the port of Lisbon.

I'm reading Candide right now and I'm absolutely loving it. It's actually made me laugh several times which is surprising for a book.

Also, it's hardly a quote... it's just an excerpt from a book... but I find it hilarious and felt the need to share it. I love Voltaire... I'm certain that he and I would get along.

"He that is without sin among you, cast the first stone" - Jesus

I can't tell you how many times I've used that quote. It's just so... perfect. And my favorite part about it is that He actually was without sin but decided not to... eh, I don't know. Just reading some of the stuff that He said is like nothing else. I don't care if you're a Christian or not, there's no denying the truth in that.

 

[Rune342]

"Whatever God wants is fine by me... I've had the very best life. I have tasted beauty."
- Scatman John

"Another had died in his bunk of natural causes, for a dagger in the heart quite naturally ends ones life."
-Drizzt Do'Urden

"When you can't win in a fight, sometimes you have to settle for making sure that if you lose, everyone loses. It works for nuclear weapons; it works for me."
- Michael Weston

"Pwangg?" Trees don't go "Pwangg--" Llamas don't go "Pwangg--" Nothing found in nature goes "Pwangg", which means -- we're officially hip deep in the smelly stuff."
-Deadpool

Vermouth (disguise): "Why did you save me? Why?"
Shinichi: "Is a reason nesessary? I don't know why you would kill someone. But as for saving someone... A logical mind isn't needed, right?"

 

[That's Funny]

'If I were to have a past, I'd prefer it to be multiple choice'- The Joker