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- Why is a Hamburger not made out of Ham?
- What would you call a Hamburger made out of Ham so as to not mislead?
- If Cheese, Chili, and Pizza are all additives in Cheeseburgers, Chili Burgers, and Pizza Burgers, then why is there no Ham layered on my Hamburger?
- Bacon is not Ham, yet they come from the same animal, so is the only true Hamburger one wrapped in bacon?
- Is the only true Hamburger actually a varient of the humble BLT?
- Bacon?
- Hamburger or Hotdog?
- Hotburger or Hamdog?
- If Hotdogs are Hot does that mean Chilidogs are cold?
- Do Foot-Longs discriminate against Bun-Sized?
- Why don't fast food establishments like Burger King and McDonalds expand into the Hotdog business?
- What would you call a Hamburger made out of Ham so as to not mislead?
- If Cheese, Chili, and Pizza are all additives in Cheeseburgers, Chili Burgers, and Pizza Burgers, then why is there no Ham layered on my Hamburger?
- Bacon is not Ham, yet they come from the same animal, so is the only true Hamburger one wrapped in bacon?
- Is the only true Hamburger actually a varient of the humble BLT?
- Bacon?
- Hamburger or Hotdog?
- Hotburger or Hamdog?
- If Hotdogs are Hot does that mean Chilidogs are cold?
- Do Foot-Longs discriminate against Bun-Sized?
- Why don't fast food establishments like Burger King and McDonalds expand into the Hotdog business?
Yes, but it was shunned by the other dimensions and never had the chance for a social life. It now lives in a trailer on the outskirts of the endless void.Rusty pumpkin said:
Maybe.the spud said:
Two factions would emerge, one spouting the word of "Bless You" and those encouraging the use of "Gesundheit." They will wage war against each other in bloody conflict, WWIII. Those on nether side will hide underground where they will do nothing but tweet about how dark it is and how they've never tasted cleaner water. You see, people like to learn things, but they don't actively seek it. So when one learns something new, be it about themselves or about life, they think it's big news and strive for quick and popular ways to share it even if it's the most mundane thing under the surface. Also, people like attention, and nothing get's attention like the melodious sounds of Mayonnaise; the hottest new wind instrument pioneered by a ragtag group of musicians whom, after loosing their brass and wood to the warring factions, needed a new sound to accompany their jug orchestra. So they figured the sounds of wind through wet glop was the most beautiful sound in the multiverse when filtered through a echo filter and an auto-tuner.Mutilator7 said:
- Because it's energy waste, when energy burns things get hot, and that's why everything that's cold is dead and everything that's hot has rights.M0rp43vs said:
- Answer hazy, ask again later.
- No, I have never met him.
- Probably with this Muffin Man you speak of.
- Can't help you there, you're on your own.
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- Why is a Hamburger not made out of Ham?
- What would you call a Hamburger made out of Ham so as to not mislead?
- If Cheese, Chili, and Pizza are all additives in Cheeseburgers, Chili Burgers, and Pizza Burgers, then why is there no Ham layered on my Hamburger?
- Bacon is not Ham, yet they come from the same animal, so is the only true Hamburger one wrapped in bacon?
- Is the only true Hamburger actually a varient of the humble BLT?
- Bacon?
- Hamburger or Hotdog?
- Hotburger or Hamdog?
- If Hotdogs are Hot does that mean Chilidogs are cold?
- Do Foot-Longs discriminate against Bun-Sized?
- Why don't fast food establishments like Burger King and McDonalds expand into the Hotdog business?
You sir, are now on my list of "favorite people ever".TiloXofXTanto said:
How can I solve the time travel paradox?
if you don't know what I am refering to, here is basic premise, presented by the top on my list of favorite robots ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTDVqY_waiU
1) Snake will order a simple whiskey, because the bartender is suspicious and he wants to blend in with all the other people in the bar, who all appear to be drinking whiskey; Pinkie Pie will apparently order Sarsaparilla, because you spoiled the answer; and Han Solo won't order anything, because he can't speak English (being from a galaxy far far away) and will instead insist the bartender "سبشلねfa[character not found]rouﾊﾞｪｸﾞﾙ"JoobNoob said:
...Apparently سبشلねfa is a word....cause spellcheck doesn't see anything wrong with it.
2) the bartender is currently wonder whether or not he left the oven on, and how long it would take to fry horse meat.
3) The pub owner is dialing for the cops because a man walked into his bar and has begun yelling at the bartender in a language no one can understand.
...We already did that one, the tree, terrible disgrace, yadda yadda yadda.mazzjammin22 said:
You and your answer giving, you're no fun...triggrhappy94 said:
Actually, it all depends on what you define as sound. Is it a sound if no one hears it? As far as I'm concerned, it makes sound WAVES instead of actual sound, because before it reaches the ear of an a creature that can hear it, it is just displacing air.Tdc2182 said:
The short answer is: certainly not.the spud said:
The long answer is: HA! Somebody already tried that! Teh Answer is NOPE! Winning.
1) Hamburger is not made of ham because cow is more available, and English is kind of retarded.AdamRBi said:
2) A Ham Sandwich.
3) Because a ham laced hamburger is called a Ham-Hamburger.
4) Ever watch EpicMealTime? Watch that and find out the truth.
5) No, because the BLT has lettuce in it and is therefore inferior to the true hamburger.
6) Nah, I've got defective taste buds and I don't really like bacon.
7) Hamburger, though I'm just about to eat corndogs.
8) HAMDOG!! Hamdog is the greatest nonsensical superhero ever.
9) No, it means Chili dogs are warmer, as both Chilly Willy and Chili Billie will both protest, a y makes a lot of difference in the world....word.
10) Yes, damn bunsists.
11) Because A&W currently runs a monopoly on the entire trade.
...Sir, presenting this question to an asexual is the equivalent to asking an Elephant how much Bear meat it has to consume to grow feathers. (257,988 tons by the way)MaxwellMurder said:
Nevertheless, my best guess is 0.25 TB.
A mixture of gases that compose the entirety of our atmosphere made mostly out of Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Argon.febel said:
1) Why thank you.CronosYamato said:
2) If one dost travel back in time with the piggy, one will keep the history that they originally owned while also relocating to the new timeline. Why would one keep their history? Because an extra chain would be formed by their movement, and even though it would detach, it would continue to hold on to that person's consciousness.
Because you are a Lithen in disguise and find anything decided by fate to be right, regardless of outcome or implications. Well you may not be a Lithen, but you appear to share part of their attitude in the recesses of your mind. Humans actually have conflicting feelings at work all the time to be honest; it's a large part of their mental structure's flaws.IrishAdams said:
I would probablyTiloXofXTanto said:
Step 1) Assume mechanical failure of gear, as opposed to Landing Gear Indicator False Warning
Step 2) Request a visual inspection of gear
Step 3) Pass over carrier landing deck at low speed for crew inspection
Step 4a) If the gear visually appears to be in the locked position, proceed with caution for another landing run as normal
Step 4b) If the gear's status could not be completely verified, proceed with caution for an emergency landing with net and arrestor wires
Step 4c) If the gear never extended, there's probably not much you're going to be able to do about it: Choose between
Step 5a) Redirect for emergency landing at nearest airbase, airport airfield, aerodrome, etc.
Step 5b) Consider ditching via water landing
Step 5c) Consider ditching via bailing out
TiloXofXTanto said:
All you need then, is a young and naive demoness running around after you calling you 'kami-nii-sama'!
On a related note, why do I find Kanae Ito's voice annoying (even though I'm watching a fair few series with her in)?
Better yet, acquire telekinesis.Anarchemitis said:
Now, why am I thinking about a lesbian former fuck-buddy?
I'm sorry to hear that, I did the same to my 12 year old son and he didn't what it wasKukulski said: