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siahsargus

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subtlefuge said:
If everyone in the world was sleeping at the same time, would the universe cease to exist?
Maybe.

Question: What is love?
Baby don't hurt me/don't hurt me/no more.

When the forth wall is broken in one play, how come it is there again in the play playing after the first play even if you stayed and didn't see it assembled?
 

Mute52

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What happens if everyone on earth sneezes at once?
How do people spend so much time on Twitter?
Could mayonnaise be fashioned into an instrument?
 

Rusty pumpkin

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If that multi dimensional theory is correct, does that mean theres a alternate universe where it isn't correct?

*The one that says for every choice/decision/action there is a dimension in which the other road has been taken.
 

SecretAlienMan

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If Sally has 5 apples and Greg has 4 apples but then Terry takes one of Greg's apples and 2 of Sally's apples, then why can't they all just shut up and eat?
 

Annoying Turd

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TiloXofXTanto said:
I am a strange, strange being who, with a lack of things to do, often takes to answering random questions.
Ask something, and whether or not I know the answer, I'll give you one that still sort of sounds correct, or at least confirms some kind of strangeness.

All questions are allowed, and don't be offended by the title, just an inside joke.

And I'm not kidding, any question will be answered, even the terrible ones, even the ones that are unanswerable, even THAT question.
I'm not kidding John..

[http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewtopic.php?f=1043&t=309045]
Please answer my question :-(

How can I get a girlfriend?
 

TiloXofXTanto

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grimmreapervi said:
Does a set of all sets contain itself? If so, does the set of all sets in the set of all sets contain itself ect.?
Yes, a set of all sets contains itself, and the other does too, but it does not contain any other copies, because the set in question, is in venn diagram format with itself.

Bernzz said:
So...

...come here often? ;)

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, am I still in it to win it?

Sup?
1) Yes, but I must warn you, I am both asexual and not of your species.
2) Only if you're prepared to become the god of lightning....for 2000 years.
3) MY FEDORA!

MASTACHIEFPWN said:
These 2 men are hiding in my closet-

WHAT DO I DO?
Easy, you just tell the Coach that Richard Nixon is a zombie, but still the president, and plans to outlaw football. Then you take the nearest blunt object and whack coach over the head with it until he stops saying stupid things.
 

TiloXofXTanto

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M0rp43vs said:
Why is fire hot?
Where is my phone?
Do you know the muffin man?
Where in the world is carmen sandiago?
What good ps3 games out now should I get that aren't shooters?
1) Because the particles within it are both releasing heat into the air via the release and formation of chemical bonds, and because you are flammable and are susceptible to undergoing the same reactions.
2) In my pocket, AND YOU'LL NEVER GET IT BACK!!!
3) The Muffin man?
M0rp43vs said:
The Muffin Man.
Who lives on Drewery Lane...Yeah, he's my baker.
4) Los Angeles, drinkin'.
5) Hm, Infamous count, and soon enough you'll be able to get the Sly cooper series, or maybe you already can...regardless, try sly cooper now.

siahsargus said:
When the forth wall is broken in one play, how come it is there again in the play playing after the first play even if you stayed and didn't see it assembled?
Because if you saw it being assembled, it would break again.

Other people hang on a second, I gotta finish this first.
 

TiloXofXTanto

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Mutilator7 said:
What happens if everyone on earth sneezes at once?
How do people spend so much time on Twitter?
Could mayonnaise be fashioned into an instrument?
1) Mass K-snots
2) By typing in everything they're not doing while following Chuggaaconroy....or y'know some other celebrity/internet star/animal rights group.
3) A pipe, some ice, a mold, and a carpet made from the hair of rabid wildebeast can be used with mayonnaise to create a functional tuba.

Rusty pumpkin said:
If that multi dimensional theory is correct, does that mean theres a alternate universe where it isn't correct?

*The one that says for every choice/decision/action there is a dimension in which the other road has been taken.
Yes, this one, however it will only become true when all the others cease to exist, which will happen in 26 cycles of infinitely increasing length.

SecretAlienMan said:
If Sally has 5 apples and Greg has 4 apples but then Terry takes one of Greg's apples and 2 of Sally's apples, then why can't they all just shut up and eat?
Because they took economics in America which states:
"If Kenya has 3 apples and America wants those apples, how many apples does Kenya have?"
The multiple choice answers to this question are as follows:
"a)none"
and that's it.

Annoying Turd said:
Please answer my question :-(

How can I get a girlfriend?
Well, I can't give you a full guide but...
*looks at name*
You could just stop being an annoying turd, that would help.
Also, pay attention to everything, but only use it when it helps your target...
http://www.animeseason.com/kami-nomi-zo-shiru-sekai/
He's not real, but he's a wonderful teacher if you're able to become just as ridiculously awesome as he is
 

Akytalusia

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if there's empty space between the particles of matter, and empty space is defined as 'nothing', what is nothing? and if there is nothing between anything and everything else, then why isn't the universe considered a single solid mass of dynamic energy?
 

TiloXofXTanto

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Akytalusia said:
if there's empty space between the particles of matter, and empty space is defined as 'nothing', what is nothing? and if there is nothing between anything and everything else, then why isn't the universe considered a single solid mass of dynamic energy?
1) a vacuum containing no substance of any kind.
2) It pretty much is actually, I don't know why it isn't considered to be one though....
 

Annoying Turd

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TiloXofXTanto said:
Akytalusia said:
if there's empty space between the particles of matter, and empty space is defined as 'nothing', what is nothing? and if there is nothing between anything and everything else, then why isn't the universe considered a single solid mass of dynamic energy?
1) a vacuum containing no substance of any kind.
2) It pretty much is actually, I don't know why it isn't considered to be one though....
If you dig a hole through the center of the earth to the opposite end, and dropped an object over it, how would the object's speed vary?
 

TiloXofXTanto

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Annoying Turd said:
If you dig a hole through the center of the earth to the opposite end, and dropped an object over it, how would the object's speed vary?
If we were to assume that the tunnel did not collapse due to the nature of gravity, the center of gravity of the planet would stay relatively the same, the object dropped would fall at the same rate as normal (9.8...meters per second per second I believe) but would invariably reach terminal velocity and cease increasing in speed, it would then fly through the center and stop at a point closer to the core than the original (due to wind resistance, energy lost to heat etc.) and repeat the process until it ran out of energy and settled at the core, transiently floating in a nonsensical circle due to the rotation of the Earth.

...Hold on, I gotta test this...
 

Anarchemitis

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What would be the proper procedure for a plane on approach for a carrier landing if their landing gear did not give a Locked indication?
 

TiloXofXTanto

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Anarchemitis said:
What would be the proper procedure for a plane on approach for a carrier landing if their landing gear did not give a Locked indication?
There's a step by step process involved in dealing with such a situation.
Step 1) Realize your mistake.
Step 2) Attempt fruitlessly to fix your mistake.
Step 3) Become Relentlessly afraid (shitting your pants is optional)
Step 4) Pray to your respective deities (Atheists laugh maniacally and curse their luck)
Step 5) Apologize to the people on the Aircraft carrier you're about to crash into over the radio.
Step 6) Die in an explosion.
Step 7) Join the Marines.
 

SillyNilly

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So Solid Snake, Pinkie Pie, and Han Solo walk into a pub to order rounds.

What do they order?
What is the bartender thinking during all this?
Why is the pub owner dialing for the cops?
 

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JoobNoob said:
So Solid Snake, Pinkie Pie, and Han Solo walk into a pub to order rounds.

What do they order?
What is the bartender thinking during all this?
Why is the pub owner dialing for the cops?
1) Solid Snake: Whisky
Pinkie Pie: Cosmopolitan? Or Four Loco?
Han Solo: Always thought he was a brandy man.

2) Why is there a talking horse in my bar? I don't like his/her kind. They killed my father with their candy cane knives.

3) Because a homeless man just entered and began urinating on a table.


Question: If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it, and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?
 

triggrhappy94

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If a hipster falls in the woods, does it make a noice?

Yes, but you've probably never heard of it before.
 

SillyNilly

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mazzjammin22 said:
Pinkie Pie: Cosmopolitan? Or Four Loco?
Sarsparilla, you silly nilly! (A type of sweetened soda, like root beer)

mazzjammin22 said:
Question: If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it, and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?
Of course I care!

That was a perfectly good tree, but at least the mime was a proper cushion for the fall.

Poor tree..
 

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StellarViking said:
Here's one I've only ever gotten one satisfactory answer to:

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Yes. Any slight contact of any speed (no matter how minimal), will make soundwaves therefore making sound.

Challenge me on that, any of you. I dare you.

Come at me bro! Go ahead.
 

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SecretAlienMan said:
If Sally has 5 apples and Greg has 4 apples but then Terry takes one of Greg's apples and 2 of Sally's apples, then why can't they all just shut up and eat?
Because they're in that annoying fucking 2nd grade math textbook dimension that has to overanalyze every God damn thing they do.

Seriously, fuck those guys.