Random Answers for Random Idiots with Random Questions

[OptimisticPessimist]

What is the third law of thermonuclear physics?
Why does water boil?
Which animal has the most disturbing mouth?
When will Donald Rumsfeld reveal that he is ,in fact, a reptillian?

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

What is the answer to this question?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

What is the answer to this question?

"the answer to this question" is a statement that completely contradicts itself, clearly being a statement but claiming to be a question. It is therefore an unanswerable, self contradicting statement. And might be a paradox...

What is the third law of thermonuclear physics?
Why does water boil?
Which animal has the most disturbing mouth?
When will Donald Rumsfeld reveal that he is ,in fact, a reptillian?

1) The third law of thermonuclear physics states that thermonuclear physics is not an actual branch of physics. (the first and second laws are just the word "BOOM" written progressively larger)
2) Water boils because the heat added to any given amount of water, (if continuous and of high enough energy) will eventually cause the molecules to gain enough energy to convert to gas, and this process normally starts at the bottom, causing bubbles to rise to the surface (suddenly being less dense from the volume increase) and escape their liquid bonds.
3) Humans, because with the millions of different combinations of words their mouths can produce, it manages to use nothing but "f", "u", and "k" a majority of the time
4) Yes, in the year 2270, when people begin to get suspicious about his lack of being dead.

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

What is the answer to this question?

"the answer to this question" is a statement that completely contradicts itself, clearly being a statement but claiming to be a question. It is therefore an unanswerable, self contradicting statement. And might be a paradox...

What is the third law of thermonuclear physics?
Why does water boil?
Which animal has the most disturbing mouth?
When will Donald Rumsfeld reveal that he is ,in fact, a reptillian?

1) The third law of thermonuclear physics states that thermonuclear physics is not an actual branch of physics. (the first and second laws are just the word "BOOM" written progressively larger)
2) Water boils because the heat added to any given amount of water, (if continuous and of high enough energy) will eventually cause the molecules to gain enough energy to convert to gas, and this process normally starts at the bottom, causing bubbles to rise to the surface (suddenly being less dense from the volume increase) and escape their liquid bonds.
3) Humans, because with the millions of different combinations of words their mouths can produce, it manages to use nothing but "f", "u", and "k" a majority of the time
4) Yes, in the year 2270, when people begin to get suspicious about his lack of being dead.

Aw hell, I almost hoped you'd come up with a third law . Thermonuclear physics may not exist, but it sounds so damn cool.

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Aw hell, I almost hoped you'd come up with a third law . Thermonuclear physics may not exist, but it sounds so damn cool.

Hmm, alright.
I'll invent the three laws of thermonuclear physics.

1) Shit blows up.
2) Should the aforementioned shit not blow up, then it is invariably made of obsidian lead reinforced with lead reinforced steel.
3) Should [hero] hide within a lead reinforced refrigerator made of obsidian lead reinforced steel in order to avoid the first rule, he shall be baked, and then there will be cake.

Good enough?

 

[Morrowind393]

What will you do when no one is posting to this thread anymore, and what is the inside joke for calling everyone who post here an idiot?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

What will you do when no one is posting to this thread anymore, and what is the inside joke for calling everyone who post here an idiot?

1) When people stop posting here, I will quietly fade into general obscurity until my brain suddenly yells "QUESTIONS, WE HAS TO ANSWERS THEM NOWS!!!!!" Which is when I will post another thread of similar content.

2) The inside joke is basically just me using the name of a comic I had for a couple of years on a site called smackjeeves where I answered questions using terribly made sprites (due to my lack of ability in all forms of art when I am forced to use my brain to visualize any kind of result) that random people had asked. I got some good ones too, time travel mostly. 'Twas called Random Answers for Random Idiots. And that's why these answers are for questions from idiots.

(remember kids, don't drink offacyo alcohol until you're old enough to consume it while driving)

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

What's the meaning of life?Is it toast?

I'm sorry, Didn't we already cover this... I don't know...

I guess the meaning of life is to attempt to get this achievement in real life.

[http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewtopic.php?f=1043&t=309045]

 

[JLML]

If sanity is for the weak, does that make Cthulhu good? Good as in making you strong and powerful and all that stuff and not evil?

Also, if (weirdo+hat-cookie)/distance=sad me, does that mean awesomeness^hug=happiness?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

If sanity is for the weak, does that make Cthulhu good? Good as in making you strong and powerful and all that stuff and not evil?

Also, if (weirdo+hat-cookie)/distance=sad me, does that mean awesomeness^hug=happiness?

1) No, for I once met Cthulhu and he was most definitely sane, he was just evil...so no...again.

2) No, in the case of (w+h-c)/d = S It actually makes awesomeness^hug = Psychopathy/"the letter G"*Argyle which, if you don't forget to include the fifth law of all argyle equations, comes out to "Panda", it only comes out to happiness when you forget to use the fifth law accurately.

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Hm....

QUESTION FOR THE IDIOTS....kidding, but still I has a random question too now.

Is Tom Lehrer secretly a god of music sent from above?
Is Ichthyphelia an actual term?
Why does my brain speak in second person, regardless of my apparent first person?
Is the first person to attempt to answer this Oedipus Rex?

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Here's one I've only ever gotten one satisfactory answer to:

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Yes, yes it does.
Don't dwell on it. It just does, okay?

 

[TheGuiggleMonster]

Are facts subjective based on one's own understanding of the truth? If not, how can facts be certain?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Are facts subjective based on one's own understanding of the truth? If not, how can facts be certain?

Facts are subjective to many different things, however nearly all facts are actually situationally explained. This makes it so that if all other conditions are met, the fact will hold true, and unless you aren't human/mentally sound it will apply to you as well.

 

[grimmreapervi]

Does a set of all sets contain itself? If so, does the set of all sets in the set of all sets contain itself ect.?

 

[Bernzz]

So...

...come here often?

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, am I still in it to win it?

Sup?

 

[Rikkano]

It sure does! Just because no one are there to hear it, doesn't mean it didn't happen.

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

These 2 men are hiding in my closet-

WHAT DO I DO?

 

[M0rp43vs]

These 2 men are hiding in my closet-

WHAT DO I DO?

Pray. Either that, arm them and use them as body guards

So...

...come here often?

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, am I still in it to win it?

Sup?

Yup
Are you?
Not much, you?


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