Random Answers for Random Idiots with Random Questions

[WanderingFool]

Here is one:

Why are men selfish bastards?

and in continuation of that question:

Why do women keep pointing that fact out, to prove their superiority, when doing that proves that they are not superior, but equal to men as they are not above arrogance?

Also, Captcha: einalfi surface,

...

what is that?

1) sorry, my fault. I instilled a kind of narcissistic quality into human males during 12000 BCE
2) See above and replace narcissistic with contradicting and male with female
3) a type of compound that causes 120% energy reflections.

Oooooohhhhhh... that makes since...

now, for the third question, where would it be possible to find, or make, this compound? never know when I'll need 120% energy reflection... unless... you do?

 

[GrimHeaper]

What is the worst type of fan fiction?
What is a popular place meme's are defined on the internet?

1. The kind that goes into excruciating detail and involves 2 or more characters engaging in acts of promiscuity
2. Memebase or the brains of everyone who travels the internet.

When was Goku's ability to breath in space retconned in the Manga Dragonball?
What are the 3 forms of Haki in one piece and what do they do?
What is Earth prime look like in DC comics and what was it caused by?

 

[funguy2121]

What is the worst type of fan fiction?

1. The kind that goes into excruciating detail and involves 2 or more characters engaging in acts of promiscuity

Been eying ladette's avatar, have you?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Well then, because I was thinking of making a thread to ask this question, and because just googling isn't very fun, I'll ask this.

Is there an "Xbox-ish" controller for PS3? What do I mean? Trigger guards are the big one, also the analog setup would be very nice, and R2-L2 buttons that are a bit more trigger-like. Something that also fits the shape of the 360 controller would be fantastic, too. I just can't stand PS3 controllers, since my hands are just more used to the larger, smoother 360 ones. I feel like they were made for people with smaller hands than myself...

It should also be said that the answer(s) to this question are going to play a very big role in whether or not I get a PS3 in the foreseeable future.

Being an owner of neither of the involved systems (unfortunately) I can say That There is, but that google or another source is more proper for this question.

(aside)...shut up spellcheck, google is totally a word now.

If, by definition, insane people are outside of societal norms, how are societal norms first conceived? Since, by definition, anyone who defies societal norms is insane and thus not worth listening to, how has the status quo changed since the Stone Age?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck? Supposing, of course, that said woodchuck can indeed chuck wood.

If tentacles, then...?

1. Majority rules in a community, and drastically
2. The woodchuck would (on average) chuck 11 chopped blocks of wood.
3. Not a full question, but I will assume that the answer is くそ　糞　糞　くそ

An addendum to my last question (I finished translating the text as you posted, my sincerest apologies. Though from the looks of things, you may not have been far off....):
If tentacles + kittens = madness incarnate, then try-sexuals + mini-skirts = ???

Lord Inglip commands our sons to ndunda. Ndunda, sons, ndunda! Thy lives, nay, thy very souls depend upon it!

Broken cartilage and potato juices strewn upon the floor.

Lord Inglip died in the 4700's from the massive influx of ndull, the result of the massive ndunda craze that swept the nation of veltengrafft

 

[Redingold]

Do all non-trivial zeros of the Riemann zeta function have a real part of 1/2?

 

[elilupe]

What's the baby using?

 

[HiC]

am i wasting my time here?

 

[Flying Pilgrim]

Why does the universe revolve around me?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Here is one:

Why are men selfish bastards?

and in continuation of that question:

Why do women keep pointing that fact out, to prove their superiority, when doing that proves that they are not superior, but equal to men as they are not above arrogance?

Also, Captcha: einalfi surface,

...

what is that?

1) sorry, my fault. I instilled a kind of narcissistic quality into human males during 12000 BCE
2) See above and replace narcissistic with contradicting and male with female
3) a type of compound that causes 120% energy reflections.

Oooooohhhhhh... that makes since...

now, for the third question, where would it be possible to find, or make, this compound? never know when I'll need 120% energy reflection... unless... you do?

Unfortunately it is impossible in this section of the universe, and assuming you are made of matter, you are incapable of holding the necessary Queznol that is used to catalyze the reaction.

What is the worst type of fan fiction?
What is a popular place meme's are defined on the internet?

1. The kind that goes into excruciating detail and involves 2 or more characters engaging in acts of promiscuity
2. Memebase or the brains of everyone who travels the internet.

When was Goku's ability to breath in space retconned in the Manga Dragonball?
What are the 3 forms of Haki in one piece and what do they do?
What is Earth prime look like in DC comics and what was it caused by?

1. when Argon began to react with Neon using London dispersion forces
2. No idea, didn't watch enough the show
3. See number one for cause and it looked like whatever ad you currently see in the bottom right corner

 

[WanderingFool]

am i wasting my time here?

I think the answer to that question depends... are you wasting your time here?

 

[A Shadows Age]

Here's one I've only ever gotten one satisfactory answer to:

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

If it falls on my pickup, there at that spot, sound will most definitely be found.

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Do all non-trivial zeros of the Riemann zeta function have a real part of 1/2?

Depends, original rule set or Flentillian rule set.

Because the answer is either yes or Neckties.

 

[Burningsok]

would cthulu be willing to sit down with us escapist members and have a cup of tea with some crumpets.

 

[HiC]

am i wasting my time here?

I think the answer to that question depends... are you wasting your time here?

i don't know, am i wasting my time here?
capatcha: mmostar vest

 

[Ogargd]

Why did god make me an atheist?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

What's the baby using?

heroin

am i wasting my time here?

Depends, is it lunchtime?

Why does the universe revolve around me?

Because you are a black hole full of the mass that is Narcissism. (I apologize for causing that.

 

[HiC]

am i wasting my time here?

almost

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

would cthulu be willing to sit down with us escapist members and have a cup of tea with some crumpets.

Yes, but only if you promise to sacrifice 2000 children to the mighty dark lord. Chtulu fhtagn.

Why did god make me an atheist?

He didn't, I did, just to spite the cocky imaginary bastard. That'll teach him to insult my work.

 

[Redingold]

Do all non-trivial zeros of the Riemann zeta function have a real part of 1/2?

Depends, original rule set or Flentillian rule set.

Because the answer is either yes or Neckties.

if a tree falls in the forest and no-one is around to see it fall, does it actually fall?