Random quote time

[Mr S]

DO A BARREL ROLL!
Just press R or Z twice.

Star Fox 64

 

[Tarmon'gaidin]

'tis but a scratch. A certain black knight.

 

[Vredesbyrd67]

...and then he ended up just taking a shit on the railroad tracks.

-A guy I know

Sometimes catching the punchline out of context is better than hearing the whole story.

 

[Tucker154]

"We lead a good life,brother.May it never change, and may it never change us." Ezio's brother from AC2,said right before he and the rest of his family(exept Ezio) was wrongly killed.Hey,someone needed to say a depressing quote sooner or later.

 

[Nouw]

"You ain't leaving with two things right now, jack and shit. And jack left town."
Ash Williams.

Yes I watched Army of Darkness yesterday!

 

[MetaKnight19]

One of my favourite scenes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The Bridge of Death, featuring the Old Man from Scene 24.

Old Man: 'STOP! What is your name?'

Arthur: 'It is Arthur, King of the Britons.'

Old Man: 'What is your quest?'

Arthur: 'To seek the Holy Grail.'

Old Man: 'What, is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?'

Arthur: 'What do you mean, an African or European swallow?'

Old Man: 'I-I don't know that.' WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Another one from Holy Grail

Knight: 'We are the Knights who say.....Ni'

Arthur: 'No, not the Knights who say Ni, those who hear it seldom live to tell the tale.'

 

[Mcupobob]

"Man when I was Young I shoved my ignorance in peoples faces. They beat me with sticks by the time I was forty my blunt instrument had been honed to a fine cutting for me. If you hide your ignorance, no one will hit you, and you'll never learn."

-Faber from Fahrenheit 451

 

[Pyromaniak3]

How in the Bloody Hell did you do that?
Fuck you thats how.

-Hellsing Abridged

 

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"Winter is coming."

<3 A Game Of Thrones

For my quote, it's profound in context:

"The little girl whose body was only half my size taught me that...
...That tears can flow from silver eyes as well."

 

[badgersprite]

"If it weren't for Sergei here, y'all would be some cadaverous motherfuckers." - Proposition Joe, The Wire.

 

[theguitarhero6]

"SAY SOMETHING! JUST THIS ONCE!"
"I'm gunna KILL PRAXIS!!"
-Jak and Daxter from Jak II

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

"That guy, wants his slaw...
He already has his slaw,
HE ALREADY HAS HIS SLAW!!!
It's comedy..."

Cookie if you can tell me where it's from...

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

"If I were meant to travel upon the tracks you have laid out for me, I would be a train; seeing as I have crashed nearly twenty-two trains over my lifetime, you must be calling me a murderer."
-Anonymous

"...What?"
-EVERYONE

 

[lokialex]

"Bottom line is, even if you see 'em coming, you're not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So what are we, helpless? Puppets? No. The big moments are gonna come. You can't help that. It's what you do after wards that counts. That's when you find out who you are." -Whistler

 

[ApeShapeDeity]

Well, it's not a one liner, but it's fun at parties. From Black Adder.

Random Guy: Where have you been?
Lord Flasheart: Question is where haven't I been? (with a big prvic thrust) WUFF!!!

(essenitally the same character)

"Treat your airplane like your woman. Get in her twice a day and take her to heaven and back!"

 

[Tips_of_Fingers]

"Fiddler on the roof? YOU ARE A PAEDOPHILE!"

"You're swimming trunks say peedo on them. YOU ARE A PAEDOPHILE!"

Oh Monkey Dust...I wish you would return...

Oh and I found an amusing quote on a white-supremacist website while doing research for an essay on GTA: San Andreas: "It blatantly shows how the negroes have corrupted our society."

Oh you crazy white-supremacists, go back to sleep. XD