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[Dyme]

Spoiler

Can't think about a song that describes this situation better.

 

[Beltom]

I have to say Morrowind, hands down. It was just better, it had a better storyline and more immersive quests and factions. I personally don't give a damn about graphics or voice acting (I still find the original donkey kong fun) and like the fact that more effort is put into quests in Morowind than in Oblivion, which, as dannydamage said, only cared about looking good. But do have to admit that Oblivion has a better combat system. "Sigh" The untapped potential of the Morroblivion project...

From an Oblivion vs Morrowind thread a couple of years ago.

 

[Rogue 9]

Well the Star Wars game I've spent the most time on over the years is simply Star Wars - on the original Gameboy. But greatest? My favourite 90's one would be X-wing vs TIE Fighter, but greatest on that list would be Lego Star Wars.

Fitting considering my username, no?

 

[Dapsen]

I'm too embarrassed. It's just so lacking in punctuation, and it's about knives, and oh my god.
I never want to be that person again..

 

[Lumbercoid]

This

It was in a thread about reposting your first post

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Cortez from Timesplitters would be a Drill Sergeant.
Master Chief would be a bouncer at a night club.
Marcus Fenix would be a football player.
Kirby would be the gum that is presently stuck to the bottom of this desk.
Mario would be a plumber (duh).
Sonic would be an Olympic sprinter.
Tails would be a failed scientific experiment.
Altiar would be a contract killer, or a hoodie salesman.
Unamed bioshock guy would be a pharmacist.
Sam Fisher would still be a spy for the government.
Fable dude would be a bipolar actor.
Kratos would be a butcher.
Niko would continue to seek American "teetees."
Waluigi would be the spokesman for Slimfast.
Wario would be the spokesman for Hardees.
Samus would be an astronaught (sp?).
Finally, the guy from Ghosts and Goblins would be a professional streaker.

Thats all I got for now

These were the answers I gave to a thread asking what video game characters would be if they weren't game characters at all.

 

[Gabanuka]

Praetorians, no one i know has heard of it

 

[vaderaider]

i just read about it paper, can't think how i would cope missing 23 years of life

Wow, my grammar and spelling sucked back then.

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

"I'd have an army of boomerang ninja seagulls, just to be original."

Wow, that was ages ago.

 

[King of the Sandbox]

Alright this has been bugging me for a while, and I figured I might as well ask it, also there are no spoiler tags here because well that would imply L4D2 had a story beyond get out of wherever you are, also don't get killed.
Okay so once you board that chopper in the Parish why do they blow up the bridge you were on? After all, there are zombies on the New Orleans side, after all that is where you ran from, and there are certainly zombies on the other side considering that they charged you coming from that direction. So is there any reason at all to them wasting precious ammunition? Did they pilot just hate draw bridges? If anyone has a theory please let me know. Also in a slightly unrelated post concerning game endings... What was up with the ending of AVPs Marine campaign.

Spoiler

From what I gathered the big bads masterful plan was to send an android replicant of himself to the colony, oversee the breeding of aliens for uhmm... reasons, get his replicant offed, and of course have the colony be completely destroyed along with all the money invested in it, which I am sure just tickled the Weyland Yutani board of Directors, and of course the main goal was to get the coordinates for the alien homeworld. (Of course their entire base was pretty much compromised by ten xenomorphs and a queen) What is their long term goal besides seeing just how much money they can waste.

Anyways just wondering about the answers for all those, particularly the first one because I expect a coherent narrative from Valve damn it.

I think he did it because, well,... when else are you gonna get the chance to blow up a bridge full of zombies?

Awesome. My first post pleases me.

 

[rekabdarb]

Maybe people pick on Halo 3 and Assassin's Creed especially here because we're all ZP fans.

I thought ZP liked assassin's creed, besides the repetive end, leper retard strength, and the women whoring themselves for money

But i still say halo 3 is overhyped and is just an average game, go play a PC fps, so much better and i'm sad to say i haven't gotten past the third part of the story in Oblivion... i either get game add, hit the "wall," or my comp dies

i would like to correct something... i meant game A.D.D... cause i totally have add.

But i joined the escapist 3 months before actually posting, i just watched the videos they posted way back when (When none of you youngins even knew what this place was!) I only posted because i saw a flamebait fanboy war thread of "Hate it because it's popular" (Halo). Although i will be the first to say that i believe the ZP fanboys don't know whether yahtzee likes a game or not

 

[King of the Sandbox]

This

It was in a thread about reposting your first post

Epic. Welcome to the Escapist!

[small] Stay out of the basement.[/small]

 

[ben---neb]

My sense of humour was surgically removed at birth.

Short and to the point.

 

[No-Superman10]

An accurate SMG, because that'll never happen. Ever. Seriously, no game developer would ever in their right mind create such a useful weapon. Ever.

XD

peanut: used as a grenade, all enemies in blast area have a violent allergic reaction user stands and laughs

EDIT: This was in the "Create-A-Weapon" thread.

 

[No-Superman10]

[small] Stay out of the basement.[/small]

Seriously...

[small]That Troll can be VERY teritorial(SP?)[/small]

 

[Mr. Grey]

I wouldn't mind seeing Darkwing Duck brought back and having some ties with the Marvel Universe. Maybe this thing works both ways and such a thing can happen. If not, a man can dream can't he?

Short, sweet and to the point.

 

[Pendragon9]

My first post:

Spoiler

*facepalm*

Looks like they're out of ideas.

Lego Rock Band still sucks by the way.

 

[Matt-the-twat]

I'm thinking how impressed I am with this forum, and how this kind of thread wouldn't work on most others the same way as it's working here.