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TriggerHappyAngel

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TriggerHappyAngel said:
2 people in guild wars who both un-equiped their armor, stood before each other, one used the sit emote, and the other person said "ah yeah, great blowjob baby" o.0'
 

child of lileth

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47 pages of posts later, I found mine.

child of lileth said:
I see the commercials all the time, and I think it's one of those things were it annoyed the hell out of me so much from the adds that I don't even wanna see what it actually is. Now that I know it's just a search engine, I'll never have to go through the effort of using Google to find out about it.
 

SomeBritishDude

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SomeBritishDude said:
Another great review.

Thing with assassins, as long as you arn't driven so insane that you shove pencils into your ear and play with your brain by the irratating stuff it's a really great game. But honestly nothing drove me more insane than the end of the game. It's the most quiet possibly the shittest cliff hanger in all of shitty land and didn't leave me begging for more, it's just left me feeling shit.

Maybe it's just my love of Prince of Persia that makes me give it thumbs up. Again, nice review.
Yeah, not a great first post.
 

The Shade

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In a thread discussing the possibility of a Halo movie:
March 20, 2008
The Shade said:
Wasn't there a rumour that Peter Jackson was going to make the Halo movie? I don't think he's going to now, but for awhile they said...

Too bad. Peter Jackson would have done it credit.
 

dfcrackhead

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I posted this in one of those "Who is the most annoying npc ever" threads
dfcrackhead said:
Schnippshly said:
Rebels in Half-Life 2.
RELOAD DOCTOR FREEMAN!!!
I AGREE, Those fucking assholes saying that and always getting in my way made me want to quit playing permanently!!!!
 

Silver Patriot

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Silver Patriot said:
Abolished said:
Dosn't work for me. Her Grenade Launcher keeps getting me and greatly reduces health and because im going for the BigBoss Rating I can't heal myself and staying still seems to piss her off.

Taking all advice :D
Well, the best advise I can give is stay on the top level and whenever your health gets low hide inside under the window next to the staircase until your health recharges. I wouldn't worry to much about time. Really if you have been fairly fast you should have plenty of extra time to spare on her. I had a 15 minute battle with her using this method and I still had some cushion time to spare in case I got caught up later. (See Crying Wolf) I would also recommend being very liberal in buying ammo for your heavy weapons. I relied somewhat heavily on the M60 and the Stinger Missile launcher when bringing her down. Finally, whenever possible destroy her mechanical bots. It will help limit her field of vision. I hope that helps.

I would like to say I was beaten by the original Geometry Wars. I could never make it past 500,000 points. It sounds like a lot but the ultimate goal was 1 million points. I tried and still try once in a while.
It was a thread about what game "beats" you time and again.

In Soviet Russia, game beats YOU!! [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.67910-In-Soviet-Russia-game-beats-YOU]

The only reason I signed up was to give someone advice. I ended up staying because I had already signed up and maybe, just maybe I could share my knowledge with someone else.
 

oktalist

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This is a really good idea.

My first was in the comments thread for Unskippable: The Darkness (the one in a car chase in a tunnel with the shotgun that takes forever to reload).

oktalist said:
Awesome :)

If you think that was a slow reloading gun, check out the Heckler & Koch P11 [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_P11]:

"After firing all five cartridges, the barrel unit must be sent back to its manufacturer for reloading."
 

Yossarian1507

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Yossarian1507 said:
I really liked it. Several great montage ideas (smoke covering the movie theater screen with laughing Shosanna on it was my personal best), hilarious dialogs, and great acting to support it (Brad Pitt speaking Italian - priceless).

And of course Christoph Waltz as Hans Landa. Good Lord, it's hard to describe how awesome character he was. I'm a Pole, and by default I hate SS, Nazi Germany and all that stuff, but I just couldn't help myself but love this bastard... IMO Oscar performance, hands down.
This is of course about Inglorious Basterds.
 

khaimera

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Cool its my thread from the pub club I started last week. Here is my post form that one copied and pasted.

Here's mine:


I agree with you that there is a definite lack of homosexual characters in games. Its probably because it may be harder for most gamers to identify with a charcter who is so different from them. About the only time you see or hear about homosexuality in games, aside from a select few games, is when idiots throw out slurs like they're candy when playing mulitplayer, especially halo. However, if kids are learning about the real world primarily through games, there is no hope for them anyways.

PS, this my first ever post, How'd I do?

My Analysis

It seems that I was long winded even then. I also complained about the same stuff we have all been complaining about for years, people on xbox live. I am glad that the post was not me being an ass or just making a bad joke. I stopped being so rude in my second month, but will never stop the bad jokes. Also I forgot that I put that part at the end about it being my first post and then shamelessly asking for people to tell me how I did. I guess I was much less confident in myself back then. It was also because this is my first forum experience.
 

The Rockerfly

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This is mine

The Rockerfly said:
Call of duty: The great battles of France
oh wait...

Actually anything...ANYTHING else, as long as it's not WWII again.
Feels weird looking back that long ago, I just think of myself as a kid *sigh* nostalgia
 

Kevlar Eater

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Kevlar Eater said:
speed: 60
agility: 20
strength: 20
will: 0
decision making: 10
emotional control: 5
rage: Unlimited
laziness: Unlimited
mental stability: 10
street smart: 0
book smarts: 70
creativity: -100
empathy: -100
 

LostTimeLady

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LostTimeLady said:
I agree with UncleUlty that the bell weapons for the geomancers in FFIII DS are pretty daft. I didn't mind the likes of Wakka's ball etc in FFX 'cos the weapons fit the charecters (although Yuna's starting staff... seriously, why does it look like an old fasioned carpet beater?)

Actually the most stupid FF weapons that I've personally come across is the claws in FFIII DS for the monks. After a certain point bare fists do better damage without a weapon than with. Now that IS stupid.
The thread was titled 'Stupid Final Fantasy weapons'. Man, it seems a while back now...
 

Strategia

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Strategia said:
Halo 2:
Coag, I'm in a Wraith somewhere in the centre (though still near my base) and I see a Banshee flying towards the other base, with an enemy in it. I shoot, he exits the Banshee and both he and it drop down the hole in the roof. Then, I see my shot disappear into the same hole. A moment later, I see the Banshee exploding and got a kill :D

Another in Halo 2, Relic, Slayer with random weapons (or swords, I can't remember) at start. Start of the match. I spawn near the Ghost at the Relic tower, enter and run half a lap or so around the Relic. I suddenly round a corner and see two people walking straight towards each other with swords drawn, they hadn't noticed me. I slam the booster and WHAM, double kill. And first blood. That was awesome :D

Team Slayer, Turf. It's chaos in the main street, weapons dropping everywhere. I run to the Warthog at the end, hop into the turret and get a killing spree before somebody pops a rocket and totals the 'hog.

Not really a kill, more like a technique. Slayer, Midship, Shotgun/PP. Everyone is running around with charged plasma pistols, the n00bs generally with shotguns (I only play at LAN parties with a fixed group of friends). So everyone is popping each other's shields with the Pistol and then meleeing or switching to shotgun, but I'd thought of another tactic - run up, shotgun from some distance away and if they're not dead (which is usually the case) melee them and get an insta-beatdown/assassinate. That was one of my better games. Ahh, good times.

Attempting to snipe someone who's moving left and right on a ledge, and missing four times in a row. XD

First time I ever played Halo. Team CTF, Terminal. I somehow managed to get in a Warthog and I'm driving it around in some small courtyard, running into stuff all the time. Then my team's flagcarrier attempts to run through the courtyard into our base to plant the flag..... Let's just say, that was the first CTF point I ever made :p

I'm not sure about this one - Co-op, the level where you have to kill the Heretic Leader and he pops two holograms. I remember flailing at one with my sword a few times, and then suddenly we get a cutscene. Again, I'm not really sure about this one, since I believe the guy goes active camo? still, that was pretty epic, accidentally ending a level after less than ten seconds XD
My very first post on these here forums, in a "Your best kill ever" thread. Back then, Halo 2 LAN parties with friends was the only kind of multiplayer I played.
 

drzoidbergmd

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drzoidbergmd said:
KOTOR. A)Because I don't trust George Lucas or anyone at Lucasarts to do anything Star Wars movie related. B) They'd most likely go with a light side ending and that doesn't have as much fun in it as the dark side.
Asked about games that should never be a movie. I'm willing to revoke that last statement, but nothing else.