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Demented Teddy said:
I do not desire to take away all choices.
Ideas and ambitions that could harm the nation should be silenced.
Don't get me wrong though, as long as the state's authority is not challenged then I would leave think and believe whatever you want.
It's when you threaten the good of the state that you would need to be put down.

What I mean is that I do not seek to destroy personal lives or choice but I will stop anything harmful.
That is the impasse at which our philosophies clash. The act of enforcing this statement is beyond human ability without becoming truly Orwellian. The decision on what is harmful and what isn't is a nontrivial question. Is an action harmful? Is the thought that is behind it harmful? Is the combination of factors that may be individually "harmless" that cause the thought harmful? And when the laws to describe what is and what is not harmful are created, are they to be taken as being the Word of God? Can they be changed? Is there an action that was harmful before that is suddenly not harmful? The question itself is completely relative, and basing a society around it would lead to some form of cracked foundation.
 
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What could possibly go wrong?
Oh, nothing could go wrong. He's using shaving cream! Safety first, that's what I always say. I'm sure that fellow will come out of this with the best shave he's ever had.


This laser might just be the most awesome, yet dangerous, thing created by man.
 

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lacktheknack said:
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WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY THINKING?!?

Nice knowing you, UK...
Have to admit, a pretty badass/geeky way for a country to be destroyed.
Hey everyone, we have a new Atlantis! Except this one BURST INTO FIERY FLAMES OF DEATH then sunk.
images of the start of terminator are in ym head lol (robot tanks rolling over human skulls and lazer beams shooting through the sky)
 

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Angryman101 said:
Do you honestly think that that hatred will disappear? It can't, and it won't; because of the pratfalls of modern society, the dissatisfaction of the populace with their lives and their resentment of the world around them will always need to be directed at something. If the state does not direct it at a particular people or ideal, the anger and resentment will be directed at the state itself.
The populace will all feel dissatisfaction with their lives and resentment of the world around them?

Groups such as the Westboro Baptist Church and the KKK are a minority (a very, very small minorty). In an authoritarian nation, the government has the power to deal with those threats. So yes, that hatred would be removed.

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With few people in power, there is no way to regulate their actions. They will eventually succumb to greed or paranoia; history has shown this to be true again and again. They will abuse their powers. The citizens will not just sit back and let this happen. Civil war is inevitable, unless you intend to turn people into mindless automatons, as North Korea has done.
They will succumb to greed or paranoia? Why must they abuse their power?
Have you considered the possibility that some people value the welfare of their nation over self-interest?
To your first point: They are they on the extreme ends of society and are nothing but a symptom. The hatred that will be 'removed' will merely be redirected, this time on the state that had eliminated their personal choice and dictates their daily lives. Every dissatisfaction that they feel with their lives will now be directed to the state, and it is merely a matter of time before those negative feelings boil over.
To the second: because it's human nature to be self-serving. Blind patriotism is dangerous and makes someone ill adept to be a leader because they're less flexible when it comes to policies and styles of leadership. The alternative are people looking to further their goals, which in turn leads to the aforementioned corrupt, paranoid official who does everything they can in order to maintain their power.
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Angryman101 said:
You disproved your own statement. Apparently they sat back in North Korea. Oh, and people seem to be pretty happy in China too, plenty of jobs, cheap food, and, as John Funk stated in one of his articles, cheap video games.
People abuse their power. As I said in a previous post, communism is a great system. People driving it are often not.
In pure communism, eventually there is no government. There is only equality among the people. Yeah, it won't work until humanity evolves beyond selfish desires.
Hatred may exist in modern society, but it could disappear in a future society.
Do you vote? Did someone you didn't elect get into office?
If you answered no or yes respectfully, congratulations, officials made it without your backing! Your life, in any country is governed by the government. The government decides your rights, what you can own, what you can eat, wear, what you can do, who you can marry, etc. etc. Some governments may be more involved or less involved but they STILL HAVE CONTROL! You are naive assuming you have control in your own life. Yes you can decide what to eat tonight. Did you decide what made it to the store, what options you were presented with? The government trade laws dictated that.
I am not a conspiracy theorist. I am not overly paranoid. But assuming you have absolute control in your life is wrong. If you live in a society, a government exists. Even anarchy is a system of government.
Have you SPOKEN with people from China? They believe that their government has faults, too. I personally have talked to multiple people who believe that the system is incredibly detrimental to creativity and social mobility, and corruption is ubiquitous.
I'm not a fan of pure communism. It doesn't work. I believe in a mix of communism and democracy/republicanism. The government should only regulate the markets, maintain public transit, defend its citizens, and MAYBE provide health care to the citizens who need it. It has absolutely no business dictating the individual's actions, as the American government does with laws pertaining to abortion and gay marriage. The government still panders to the voters, no matter what you say. I have only recently come into voting age, but I take comfort in the knowledge that they are at least elected by the citizens that surround me. Again, until the government starts to infringe upon my personal rights, I could care less. I'd like to see some politician's agendas gain more ground than others', but until they start taking people down for complaining about their system, I don't really mind. I do control my own life. I can buy things that are illegal, I can go behind the government's back, I can buy unsafe products that the government blocked, I can purify my own water and walk or build my own method of transportation to get places and blaze my own trail. Do you really think the government is going to punish me for rubbing snake oil on my skin to cure my baldness? I think not. I'm not a mindless automaton like the people of North Korea. I can choose to follow the rules my government put in place and be put into a court of my peers, and I can speak out against its flaws without the fear of death.
 

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I must have this. Birthday present anyone? I will KILL things, with FIRE. lol but seriouslsy i want one
 

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Demented Teddy said:
Angryman101 said:
Demented Teddy said:
Angryman101 said:
Demented Teddy said:
We're nothing alike, though. I fight for me and mine, I could care less about society and government, except when it starts infringing upon my personal freedoms. Then it's time to revolt.
I'm unsure if you're mocking me when you say that I understand where you're coming from. Untrained populaces have a tendency to be an incredibly destructive force, especially in modern times when governments can be demonized world-wide for the deaths of civilians. Once an organized revolt is formed, enemies of the country can openly aggrieve the state in the name of the revolutionaries due to the unfavorable policies of the demonized government. People the world over will support the destruction of this government, and more and more power and funding will pour into the revolution. It would have a fair chance of working with the proper support of both the foreign state's/states' coffers and military training and the inevitable defectors coming from the authoritarian government's army.
Yes, the internet and world wide media is a powerful tool of the bleeding hearts isn't it?
There are many around those problems that you listed.
Removing key opponents to the state silently for one.
I can't think of a way to properly word the other ways at the moment.

Also see the problem with people like you?
You don't care about humanity, you don't care about the good of your nation, you don't care about society!
All you care about is yourself and it sickens me.
I care about my freedom, and the freedom of others. Why should I lay down and let someone else control my life? For peace? For a better society? Fuck that. Peace and stability is not worth giving up your personal freedoms. I don't care about the state, and I don't care about society, but, as previously stated, I care about other people. Possibly getting them killed is far and away the better option to letting them become permanent indentured servants to the government.
I realize there are a lot of holes to that theory, but I'm generalizing to the extreme. There are a number of ways to take down the government. That's only one of them.
Yeah, I'm sure democratic governments don't indoctranate their populations at all.
I mean those freedom songs, democratic posters you find in schools, glorification of democracy and all that stuff has not influenced your opinion of things at all......

Hmph.

A population should be one.
The state is their for it's citizens, it's citizens should be there for the state.
They both aid eachother.
A nation under control will have no scumbags going around beating the shit out of people for petty reasons, there will be no hate groups like the KKK or The Westborugh Baptist Church, organised crime could be attacked directly instead of all that "by the book" bullshit, corporations can be made to work according to the states directive, we will be able to advance far more effectively.

A nation under control is what is best.
State run public schools have truly failed us, and I thank God every day that i have had the blessing to attend private schools. You my good friend, or at least mild acquaintance, have obviously never studied history, if you had you would know what you are advocating has never been successful on a scale larger then 50 people. Communistic Utopian societies have had a very poor history, every attempt to create one began as a noble project to better all man kind, and worked;until more people came and then it gave way to collapse or, worse, corruption and tyranny.

I have no doubts that you are a good man, wishing only to do what would be best, however you are not doing what is the best but what is the worst, and you are completely and totally wrong. what you want to do is sacrifice you FREEDOM your WILL your RIGHTS your LIFE in order to feel secure, and i will tell you this, you would be very safe and so would everyone else, because lords do not kill there serfs. And that is what you would be a serf, a slave who is allowed to keep some of what they earn.

Indoctrination and history are 2 different things, one is a lie the other is the study of the past and where we came from and where others came from. The songs i am sure you are referring to as "those freedom songs" are a part of our (the USA's) history, they were written then and there and are a prized national treasure.

A "Nation under Control" is not what is best, a nation that keeps order is. The government should be the people, and should be controlled by the people for the freedom of the people. From the principal of subsidiarity one should know that it is the individuals job to look out for "me and mine" and the government is there to look out for the individuals together as one. If one cares first about the well being of all others than one will not help themselves and could never hope to help society in any way. In many ways by looking out for yourself and others you are helping society, because the individual is part of society. The government should never interfere in the legitimate workings of families and individuals.

From the principal of solidarity(brotherhood), one should understand that while you need to provide for your family, you must also help others whenever you can. One should not help the nation as a whole, but there neighbors, their friends, people they know their "own", in any way they can. and by doing this they are doing what you want them to do and helping society. This is all only possible when the government does not get involved, and serves only as to protect the citizens from outside threats and police internal threats; which are then treated by the book and every case no matter how evil the offense should be tried by a jury (of peers) and then sentenced, again by the book, by a judge. The government also needs to come from the pepole in some form, whether it is by simple acceptance of just rule or direct election, does not matter but the pepole then have a duty to police the government, they are there to protect each other, the government protects the pepole from external and internal threats, and the pepole protect the government form becoming a tyranny(think of an authoritarian state as a disease which prevents the government from working. Hence the government is there solely to protect pepole and their rights so that we can live to the fullest potential and have everything we need to seek the truth, and do what is good.

It all starts not from the government but from the pepole. If a government were to EVER become tyrannical then it would not only be morally just to disobey it, but morally Required because acceptance in itself would be immoral. To quote Ben Franklin "One who gives up their freedom for security, deserves neither freedom or security"

I am aware that this argument is not complete but i generalized a great deal and did not get to specific, although it is a bit more then normal for a post, this is still not a complete argument. One could write a book, and pepole have, explaining why you are wrong. I do not hold any false sense that you thing your self to be either high and mighty nor evil, you think what you are saying is what is best for everyone and is what is truly good. however what you are saying is not good in any way and is most certainly evil, and one should never stand for that, and one should always try to explain why something is wrong to those who believe it. Demented Teddy i am sure you are a good person with good intent, but what you are advocating is evil and could never be good,

TL;DR Demented Teddy is a good person, most likely a very very very good person who only wants to do what is right and should be spoken very highly of for that. However what she is advocating (State Rule or Totalitarianism)is wrong and evil.

To clarify if you missed this i think Demented Teddy is a good person, i am not attacking her, but what she advocates is not in any way good.

Again i think you are good person Demented Teddy.
 

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Sonicron said:
Distribution of this item to the general public as well as possession of one without a special weapons permit or industrial-grade license needs to be made punishable with prison time. People who say they want this as a Star Wars toy or any other ridiculous reason should get an immediate reality check... this thing is not a toy. The existence of this thing is bad enough already, but the low price is the cyanide icing on the cake.
I am fucking scared by this news, let me make that perfectly clear. Instant and permanent loss of eyesight. Infliction of high-grade burns. Highly likely formation of cancerous tissue.
People, wake the fuck up. This is anything but awesome. This is terrible, and I am severely frightened at the prospect of the things that could happen if this item were to fall into the hands of irresponsible dickwads or, God forbid, a person with truly murderous intent.
this dude knows exactly what Im thinking and why Im freaking the fuck out. The sale of these things is not only an extremely stupid idea, its the worst idea ever. The sale and distribution of these things need to be stopped immediately but sadly it will probably take more than one case of someone getting blinded or burned or God forbid killed before this happens. As for all you people who are excited WTF wrong with you. Do you not see the potential for terrible things to happen to you and the people you care about.
 

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Why do people call this a "lightsaber"? The only thing they have in common is that the laser has lightsaber-like hilt. It's closer to, and really should be marketed as, Goldfinger's death-laser.
 

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I don't get why anyone's freaking out about this being used to murder. It can set fire to skin, yes, but do you realize how long it takes to die from fire? What's the range on this thing anyway?

That said, it is dangerous in the wrong hands and it's surprising there isn't any sort of ban on this yet.

I feel bad for not reading the full topic as there are probably a lot of important points made here, but did anyone actually read all 8 pages?
 

Kavic86

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How is this anymore dangerous than a gun? Not really worse they can kill you just as easily this one just does it with high intensity laser light. So just classify it as a laser gun and call it a day.
 

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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!( in a good way )
Why is this being sold to Star Wars fans on the internets? Shouldn't the miltary get it first? I'd buy one. I just want our troops to get it, too.
 

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This is unbelievably stupid. It's like a gun that shoots sawblades. Sure, it may look cool, but what practical purpose other than that does it have? It's not precise to cut things exactly, you can't use it as a flashlight, and when would you possibly ever need to take it out?
A laser is not precise for cutting?
 

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Stone Wera said:
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!( in a good way )
Why is this being sold to Star Wars fans on the internets? Shouldn't the miltary get it first? I'd buy one. I just want our troops to get it, too.
Using lasers as military weapons is pretty stupid.

They have their benefits, sure, and are already used in support roles in the military - for disarming road bombs, for one thing. There are already jeeps equipped with powerful lasers that are used to safely blow up bombs from range in whatever middle-eastern shithole they're fighting nowadays, Iraq or Afghanistan, I don't even care.

Lasers eat a ton of energy, and they simply aren't all that effective as a military weapon. They can harm you, sure. Even kill, if they're strong enough or are pointed at you for long enough. But guns are just simpler.

Especially when it comes to comparing an assault rifle to a laser similar to this one. There's no comparison. And if you want a powerful laser, it's a lot more complicated. They not only devour huge amounts of energy, they're heavy and just a pain in the ass. Unless one's planning to use it to cut through walls (which would probably be a bad idea in the first place) and thus reach people inside, in which case there are plenty of more conventional and simpler weaponry that can be used to various degrees of success to ferret people out of hiding, a gun is just better.

I suppose you could consider a "toy" laser like this one to be slightly dangerous given the ability to blind and the fact that lasers can very easily be "invisible" to human eyes, although for a product marketed as a "lightsaber", I very much doubt that would be the case - the movies had very visible (and not really laser) swords.

I also really doubt that this laser is capable of burning through clothing with any kind of speed if at all. A gun shot won't stop if you hide under a blanket. A laser beam will.

Edit: I read over the article, and realized that I haven't considered the danger to drivers. While regular handheld laser pointers can be used for similar, uh, causes, naturally this would be a lot more effective. So perhaps it is more dangerous then I've considered in the post above.

Still, I should totally buy one......