Real lightsaber hits UK stores

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Eclectic Dreck

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Demented Teddy said:
That needs to be made illegal.
No civilian should have access to weapons!
I'd change that to "No Star Wars fanboy who want's to live out their dreams of being a Jedi ought to be handed a real weapon".

Megacherv said:
EDIT: I can imagine someoneusing it to replace the laser in a red-dot sight and it burning through...I don't know why, it's all this military talk...
I have never seen a "Red Dot" sight that uses a laser. All of them rely on a simple LED being reflected off the surface of the sight.
 

Forgetitnow344

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You people are sick. I can't believe how many people in this thread are excited over this. A couple of you are even claiming to have ordered one! How could this possibly even seem like a good idea at all?

-The company itself warns against the use of it
-Causes things to catch fire (so it's like playing with fire except the fire goes wherever you point the laser, not at the end of your lighter)
-Causes INSTANTANEOUS and IRREVERSIBLE blindness
-Goggles are required whenever you use it (so let's hope everyone who may be around has goggles!)
-The damn thing practically emits cancer
-Aside from the hilt, it doesn't even LOOK like a lightsaber

I'm sorry if this incurs moderator wrath, but I have to ask...

Are you people fucking retarded?
 

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This is awesome, imagine the things you could do with it!
*tilts head to side J.D-style*
*imagines lighting wood and going to a firing range with it*
Ah, the times that would be had.
 

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Demented Teddy said:
That needs to be made illegal.
No civilian should have access to weapons!
Anything can be made into a weapon. Walk into your kitchen and I bet you can find hundreds of ways to kill someone.
 

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Pariah87 said:
Meh, lightsabres are old, I want one of the newly imported vuvuzelas to piss people off with.
Well, the Sun newspaper (assuming you're in the UK) are giving away 5000 in a competition in yesterday's paper, plus I dare say places like Poundland will be selling them cheap too...

Anywho, this lightsabre sounds dangerous but awesome. I also plan on joining my university's Assassin's Guild next academic year. And yes, I will be linking those facts together... ;)
 

Forgetitnow344

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RowdyRodimus said:
Demented Teddy said:
That needs to be made illegal.
No civilian should have access to weapons!
Anything can be made into a weapon. Walk into your kitchen and I bet you can find hundreds of ways to kill someone.
Okay, but there are also functional purposes for these other instruments of death.

What can you do with this laser?
 

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Omega V said:
steeple said:
just a question:

what if a group of people, lets call them "terrorists", will each buy this device, go into a place filled with people, and just go nuts?
shit hits the fan, i presume?
How about a more pertinent question: what happens when a group of people, lets call them "Army" straps a 100 of these to a gunship and just goes nuts?

and here is the where the real fun begins: with weapons grade lasers cheaper and as effective as normal fire-arms, how long do you think we have before we have running lightfights down our city streets?

These lasers have added 'benifits' for criminals:

the beam you are using to melt off your enemy's face from down the street completely silent and invisible.

no traceable bullet to tie you to the crime. there is absolutely no way of determining for sure weather a certain laser killed a certain person.

basically they are the perfect murder weapon
well you would have to stand there quite some time to kill someone since this is not a instant kill wepon. ^^ ofcourse you could instantly blind them and then burn his skin for a good while til he dies.. : p
 

Nouw

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Perfect Present. Although in Starwars it was safe to look at it...

I can't wait till someone sues
 

RowdyRodimus

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ilovemyLunchbox said:
RowdyRodimus said:
Demented Teddy said:
That needs to be made illegal.
No civilian should have access to weapons!
Anything can be made into a weapon. Walk into your kitchen and I bet you can find hundreds of ways to kill someone.
Okay, but there are also functional purposes for these other instruments of death.

What can you do with this laser?
I was just commenting on "No civilian should have access to weapons", that kind of blanket statement just doesn't make any sense whatsoever.

As for the laser, well, maybe it'll make it easier and cleaner for the emo kids to cut themselves.
 

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Pariah87 said:
Meh, lightsabres are old, I want one of the newly imported vuvuzelas to piss people off with.
A lightsaber would last long, after about 5minutes of pissing people off with my vuvuzela the reed flew out the end hitting my friends. Karma is a *****.
 

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This is a really bad idea. This is several hundred accidents waiting to happen. Also, how did this become a semi thread of debate on government ideology? It goes back for pages and pages...
 

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Demented Teddy said:
That needs to be made illegal.
No civilian should have access to weapons!
Sigh.

Switzerland has one of the lowest crime rates in the world. Please be open minded. If no civilians were allowed to own weapons, martial artist culture could not exist. (Keep in mind Martial Art literally means "Art of War.)

Saying that civilian gun owning culture should be destroyed because you think it is bad or unsafe- when Switzerland is so damn successful- is really close minded. Moreover, as someone who comes from Martial Artist culture, I find it very insulting.
 

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Agayek said:
Demented Teddy said:
That needs to be made illegal.
No civilian should have access to weapons!
So we should also outlaw:

- Cars
- Tools (Hammers, Saws, etc)
- Kitchen Utensils (Knives, Forks, Sporks, etc)
- Chunks of Wood
- Rocks
- Hands
- The Human Intellect

Any of the above, and significantly more, can be used to kill someone, even unintentionally. It's kinda silly to outlaw something because it could potentially be used to harm someone, because the same is true for everything.
I agree, and I'm a very strong advocate of the right to bear arms. However, I wouldn't necessarily agree with you when it comes to this (I didn't look, but I'm guessing this has to do with the Arctic laser).

I don't really think that a laser weapon is a good idea. With firearms, people are well-aware of the consequences of owning and firing a gun, because the public perception is "guns are killing tools", simple as. Nobody runs around in the suburb shooting holes in things, because if you do, you know you're getting charged with some heavy crimes. A laser torch capable of igniting human flesh and causing instant permanent blindness, however, if just asking for trouble (especially at $200). Everybody's going to want to burn holes in shit, and they're frightfully unlikely to do it in a safe and controlled environment.

Considering the public's only real exposure to lasers comes in the form of laser-pointers (the kind you can shine in your eye and see grainy red light without having your irises cooked), this is like putting a Bugatti Veyron in the hands of a student driver: it's too much power for someone with so little knowledge about the matter at hand. When you apply the "lasers are fucking awesome" factor to the average person, that makes them likely to try burning a hole in everything laying around until they get bored.

These things have so much potential to ruin someone's life, and you'd have to be crazy if you believe that every single person that purchases one is a responsible adult. This thing has the power to make sure you never see again if it's shined in your eyes for even a split second, it's strong enough to bring down an airplane if shined in the cockpit (lot of reflective surfaces in there), and did I mention this thing can burn a goddamn hole in you? My point is, this thing needs to be regulated with more than just warning labels that are more stern than the kind you see on the ones that are readily available from PetSmart and novelty stores.

I don't mind getting a background check and sitting through a waiting period every time I purchase a firearm, and I see no reason why the same thing shouldn't apply to a silent weapon (yes, it's a weapon, it's too impractical to be considered a utility) capable of permanently crippling someone for life, from a distance, with the press of a button. At least firearms have a loud report every time they discharge, this thing could be used in drive-bys and nobody would be the wiser.
 

azaana

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it is a class 4 laser meaning it is ilegal to posses one in the uk without a licence. you can only posses upto a class 2 laser legaly. hope thats right from looking into this about 2 years ago, but there are allready restrictions in place on it.
 

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Do what they did was in fact... Make a weapon, decide it was horrifyingly dangerous... And sold it to the UK?

*Sigh* Well, we're fucked.
 

Calbeck

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No, not a real lightsaber.

I look forward, however, to the awarding of the inevitable Darwin.
 

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SextusMaximus said:
At first I was like "AWESOME"

and then I was like "Oh dear God..."
Haha. That was my reaction. I mean, when it can cause instant, permanent blindness, serious burns and even likely cancer, it's no mere toy or keepsake. Don't get me wrong, it's still awesome. But it's something that should be at conventions or something, not in the hands of just anyone.