Reasons you should not have kids.

[Bellvedere]

oh a million reasons. I'm a girl too, and the whole being pregnant/giving both fiasco just seems like a nightmare.

Also what if it had a birth defect. Like six fingers. Or red hair. And you'd still have to keep it and look after it and treat it like a normal child.

 

[Spirit_Of_Fire]

They drain your resources.

 

[sky14kemea]

I would never curse the world with my genetics.

tell me about it >_>
its a burden

 

[Biek]

Kids are expensive. They break stuff.

 

[Space Spoons]

There's millions of kids in orphanages who need good homes. Adoption's a more responsible choice.

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

Because they're evil little parasitic things that hypnotize people with cuteness?

Because I couldn't love it if it was a boy; I'd probably end up smothering it with a hammer. (Note how I said "it" instead of "him" and "hammer" instead of "love" or "pillow")

So that 50% chance of being a child murderer scares me...

How do you smother something with a hammer? Hammers don't seem all that smotherly.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I'm terrified of labour and childbirth.
Seriously, even thinking about it is making me feel sick.

 

[Eskay]

There are lots of wonderful reasons to have the delightful little spare organ banks.... I means kids... yeah.

 

[E-mantheseeker]

A small and extremely fragile human being that doesn't know how to do anything at all... no, it can poop and urinate on itself extremely well, and it's pretty skilled at crying all the time especially when you're trying to sleep, eating away at your life. Where's the benefit of raising such a creature?

To be honest anyone who has kids and raises it, that's great for them and I'm not looking down on anyone who is a parent but, I just don't see a point in ever having kids in my life.

 

[Rascarin]

Also what if it had a birth defect. Like six fingers. Or red hair. And you'd still have to keep it and look after it and treat it like a normal child.

This amused me greatly. Gingers ARE freaks. Makes me dubious about having sprogs, as my mother was a ginger... I might be a carrier.

 

[Daveman]

I'll have kids as soon as I have a stable income and am married. I owe them that for the happiness they'd bring me.

 

[Bluebacon]

I would have two. One I would train to be good, and the other evil. When they're 18, they shall fight to the death! Bwahahahahahahaaaaa!

I have an exam tomorrow so please excuse my randomness today.

 

[DaMunky89]

There's millions of kids in orphanages who need good homes. Adoption's a more responsible choice.

This.

I never want children, but even if I did, why add to the overpopulation problem? People will get all high and mighty if you tell them they're part of the problem for knocking up, but really, the numbers are right there.

 

[Shapsters]

I had ginger hair when I was younger and as a carrier I can't risk passing that gene on and having my children teased in the playground...

You are a wise man! I would not have kids if I ran even the slightest risk of having a ginger, poor little guys.

 

[Zersy]

I would do what that guy from watchmen did "Kill Millions to save billions"

that way i would give a reason to have kids as well as to .............. ya just give people reaosns to have kids.

i wouldn't want a kid cause i'd be like my farther which techinally means i will raise a obedient and smart child but i will never be close to that child

or not afterall the difference between me and my dad is that i play games !

 

[The Rockerfly]

Also what if it had a birth defect. Like six fingers. Or red hair. And you'd still have to keep it and look after it and treat it like a normal child.

This amused me greatly. Gingers ARE freaks. Makes me dubious about having sprogs, as my mother was a ginger... I might be a carrier.

You might be a carrier? Sorry man, we're going to have to put you down, come this way
*takes behind shed and loads the gun*