Reasons you should not have kids.

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Jharry5

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I'd like to have kids at some stage.
I'd just want a stable job.
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And a steady girlfriend/wife.
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Who also wants kids.

So yeah... can't really see all that happening. I think it'll be that that stops me from having kids...
 

Paragon Fury

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I don't want children. EVER.

I've got too much to do for myself.

That, and I think its illega in several countries for me to reproduce. Something to do with genetic tampering.......
 

SultanP

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Well, I can't help but have conflicting feelings on this subject, first of all, we were made to make children, so naturally I have a desire to make children, small as it may be. I also think that I am awesome, and my genes should be passed on. But... I think that the closest named ism to what I believe is nihilism, and as such I believe the purpose of living is waiting to die. Therefor I don't think I should have children just so that they could wait for death too, although they probably would find more joy in life than their dad. As of right now, I just don't think that it's fair.
That's why I should not have kids.

Edit: Fixed some errors, gotta catch 'em all.
 

Slacker2000

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Annoying, agressive, stupid, CRAP EVERYWHERE, ruin furniture, cry, yell, expensive, and eventually horny and squeeky.
 

Xvito

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I have a pretty good reason. I would, in all probability, be disappointed in them... Yes.
 

Neonbob

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I. Hate. Them. I really do. And if I had some, I can honestly say that I don't think they'd live for very long.
 

orangebandguy

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They crap themselves when they're young. They scream and spend your money. They get better than you at videogames. I don't want kids, but that doesn't mean I'm an empty psychopathic monster.
 

EisBaron

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xChevelle24 said:
Babies cry alot, which pisses me off.
2-6 year olds beg and cry and yell alot, which pisses me off.

I just don't ever want to have kids, at least not until I am really ready...which may be never.
Don't worry, I don't think anyone will ever "really" be ready.
 

Drake the Dragonheart

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I am amazed at the number of people who don't want kids. I really thought I was in the minority on that.
I am not sure if I have good genetics or not (to my knowledge I do, as I have never had any sort of genetic diseases)
I don't believe I would make a good parent. I would probably be doomed to make the same mistakes my parents have. Still, with that said, I think I turned out not too bad, and am ok, but still, I don't want to be them.
They are expensive. They are illogical.
I don't like them. They are loud, destructive, and obnoxious.
They smell. I hate that stage of life, the helplessness, the utter dependence on the parent. I hate having to depend on others, and I hate when they are depending on me.
There is no way I would condemn some poor soul to this world. I am just trying to do the best I can in this world, and I don't want that burden or responsibility.
As others have stated already, too many people as is.
 

Snugglebunny

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I like my figure now and do not want saggy boobs, seperated abdominals, hippo feet, a bloated stomach, morning sickness, gaining 30 pounds, childbirth/labor, and the following days dedicated to not getting enough sleep and my breasts becoming self serve restaurants, cleaning oozey baby orfices, and the not to the mention the rest of my life becoming the cook/clean/chaffuer for some whiney brat.

You BOYS just want to wait until you get some stable income? You BOYS want to wait until you buy a nice house in the suburbs? You BOYS looking forward to children? Hmmm? HMMM?

Oh, aincha cute ^^
 

MrSnugglesworth

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carnkhan4 said:
I had ginger hair when I was younger and as a carrier I can't risk passing that gene on and having my children teased in the playground...
Your helping mankind here sir.

Just kidding.

I really hate naive people. So children just make me want to punch them in the face when they say stuff like "Are the clouds cotton candy?" I simply reply "NO THEY'RE NOT COTTON CANDY YOU LITTLE BASTARD!"
 

roboosh

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chronobreak said:
You should not have kids if you are immature enough to show young children such filth, or are so inarticulate as to only post something like:
thisnameistaken2 said:
theyre annoying
Most people on this forum probably shouldn't have kids, but I only base that on the average ages of the people we have here. Not being discriminatory or anything.

As far as them being annoying, I have two kids and they can annoy me, but I wouldn't say they're annoying. It's a package deal, and what I signed up, so I can't really complain.
This. End of discussion.
 

CrystalShadow

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I'm conflicted about kids.

Seeing how horrible I personally think life is sometimes, why you'd inflict that on another person is beyond me.

That, and I can barely look after myself properly, let alone another person.

And yet... Some part of me wants to.
Not that there's much chance of it ever happening, what with me being what I am and all.
 

TundraWolf08

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Nothing's perfect. But I do want to have kids one day. One day farrrr far away. I want to get through college and find a wife. And hopefully medical science will be able to make sure my kids are healthy. I almost got whacked like... 2-3 times when I was born.
 

Turtleboy1017

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I have a feeling all the people saying they hate children and think their annoying have

a. Obviously never had a child
b. Have had a really bad experience with a previous child.
c. Just don't know that we were all like that before. (And even if we weren't, doesn't that mean there's a possibility that if you DO have a child he/she will act as perfectly as you did when you were younger?)
 

Turtleboy1017

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Snugglebunny said:
I like my figure now and do not want saggy boobs, seperated abdominals, hippo feet, a bloated stomach, morning sickness, gaining 30 pounds, childbirth/labor, and the following days dedicated to not getting enough sleep and my breasts becoming self serve restaurants, cleaning oozey baby orfices, and the not to the mention the rest of my life becoming the cook/clean/chaffuer for some whiney brat.

You BOYS just want to wait until you get some stable income? You BOYS want to wait until you buy a nice house in the suburbs? You BOYS looking forward to children? Hmmm? HMMM?

Oh, aincha cute ^^
It's a shame your mother didn't think like you, perhaps if she had you wouldn't have to talk so much about the negatives of a child as well as ignore the positives.