Reasons you should not have kids.

[irishstormtrooper]

You mean besides the fact that babies and toddlers are so fucking annoying you ant to throw them down a flight of stairs?
NOTE: I have never thrown anyone down a flight of stairs.

 

[mattseffect]

The world is overpopulated and our lavish American lifestyles cannot be sustained forever based on the limited resources we have. Also, most kids popping out today are poisoned with Disney and MTV-esque values, ensuring their futures as whining shallow obnoxious retards.

 

[sallene]

I like my figure now and do not want saggy boobs, seperated abdominals, hippo feet, a bloated stomach, morning sickness, gaining 30 pounds, childbirth/labor, and the following days dedicated to not getting enough sleep and my breasts becoming self serve restaurants, cleaning oozey baby orfices, and the not to the mention the rest of my life becoming the cook/clean/chaffuer for some whiney brat.

You BOYS just want to wait until you get some stable income? You BOYS want to wait until you buy a nice house in the suburbs? You BOYS looking forward to children? Hmmm? HMMM?

Oh, aincha cute ^^

It's a shame your mother didn't think like you, perhaps if she had you wouldn't have to talk so much about the negatives of a child as well as ignore the positives.

Wow, thats a bit harsh, Yup snugglebunny your mom should have gotten punched in the stomach a few times when she found out she was pregnant so you could never grow up to have an opinion.

 

[mattseffect]

btw most of your reasons are retarded, I'm surprised nobody else (as far as I've skimmed) has mentioned sustainability yet

 

[TundraWolf08]

I like my figure now and do not want saggy boobs, seperated abdominals, hippo feet, a bloated stomach, morning sickness, gaining 30 pounds, childbirth/labor, and the following days dedicated to not getting enough sleep and my breasts becoming self serve restaurants, cleaning oozey baby orfices, and the not to the mention the rest of my life becoming the cook/clean/chaffuer for some whiney brat.

You BOYS just want to wait until you get some stable income? You BOYS want to wait until you buy a nice house in the suburbs? You BOYS looking forward to children? Hmmm? HMMM?

Oh, aincha cute ^^

Odd... because there are downsides to it it's not worth doing? Interesting... How did your mum feel about birthing you? I bet she didn't think you were some whiny brat. She thought you were her child. But I guess you hopefully will be getting your tubes tied, that will clearly be nothing but a positive for you since you will never be needing to have kids.

 

[sallene]

I like my figure now and do not want saggy boobs, seperated abdominals, hippo feet, a bloated stomach, morning sickness, gaining 30 pounds, childbirth/labor, and the following days dedicated to not getting enough sleep and my breasts becoming self serve restaurants, cleaning oozey baby orfices, and the not to the mention the rest of my life becoming the cook/clean/chaffuer for some whiney brat.

You BOYS just want to wait until you get some stable income? You BOYS want to wait until you buy a nice house in the suburbs? You BOYS looking forward to children? Hmmm? HMMM?

Oh, aincha cute ^^

Odd... because there are downsides to it it's not worth doing? Interesting... How did your mum feel about birthing you? I bet she didn't think you were some whiny brat. She thought you were her child. But I guess you hopefully will be getting your tubes tied, that will clearly be nothing but a positive for you since you will never be needing to have kids.

I dont get the "what did your mom think" line of reasoning here?

So what about what their mom thought. Obviously she either A. Wanted to have kids, or B. got knocked up but did not believe in abortion.

She has an opinion just like yours, is anyone quoting your posts saying "well hoping to have kids means your just adding to the annoying population of children already in exhistance"?

No?

So whats with all the bashing snugglebunny for their opion? its their's they are welcome to it and they have obviously come to it on their in in their own experiences.

 

[Turtleboy1017]

I have a feeling all the people saying they hate children and think their annoying have

a. Obviously never had a child
b. Have had a really bad experience with a previous child.
c. Just don't know that we were all like that before.

Opinions are opinions?

Just because all of us were annoying brats between ages 0 to ?? (possibly present, I don't know) doesn't really bring much to the discussion. Yes, sure, we were all like that. Some were better, some were worse. But it's hardly a reason to have kids for anyone.

"So, you used to poop all over the place and be considerably annoying and you parents had to clean up after you, how about you do the same now!" Yeah. Hardly an argument.

And yes, I am aware of the positive things about having a kid.

Considering that I did not accuse anyone, direct a thought at anyone, and that is also simply my opinion...

 

[MusicalFreedom]

people who go on massive rants about how they won't have children are irritating as fuck,

as are the smug motherfuckers who say "it'll all change when you have your own". goddamn

 

[Sewblon]

If I have children I will name one of them Vash The Stampede... Now I have reproduce!

 

[yankeefan19]

I hate children from birth to age 9, until them they pretty much whine and ***** all the time

 

[LeonLethality]

I would never curse the world with my genetics.

I would...

I dont know I don't personaly want kids, but thats just right now, I may mature and of course if I knock someone up then I would take responsibility

 

[Ctrl Alt 1337]

Of the many reasons I can think of, the one that stands out most would be how over-the-top my answers to normal problems would be.

If my child saw a "Monster" is his/her room I would either bug bomb it or shoot up the place with blanks just to make sure it never happens again.

 

[Andalusa]

Babies smell and cry and stuff.
Young kids whine and can't understand anything you say.
Older kids whine and back chat.