Reasons you should not have kids.

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redstar alpha

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Today i realised that i should never have children due to the fact that i saw no problem in showing a bunch of 12 and 11 year olds 2girls1cup. there is also another bunch of reasons that i cant recall right now but anyway, lets here your reasons as to why you should never have kids.
 

TwistedEllipses

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I had ginger hair when I was younger and as a carrier I can't risk passing that gene on and having my children teased in the playground...
 

xChevelle24

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Babies cry alot, which pisses me off.
2-6 year olds beg and cry and yell alot, which pisses me off.

I just don't ever want to have kids, at least not until I am really ready...which may be never.
 

chronobreak

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You should not have kids if you are immature enough to show young children such filth, or are so inarticulate as to only post something like:
thisnameistaken2 said:
theyre annoying
Most people on this forum probably shouldn't have kids, but I only base that on the average ages of the people we have here. Not being discriminatory or anything.

As far as them being annoying, I have two kids and they can annoy me, but I wouldn't say they're annoying. It's a package deal, and what I signed up, so I can't really complain.
 

slevin8989

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redstar alpha said:
Today i realised that i should never have children due to the fact that i saw no problem in showing a bunch of 12 and 11 year olds 2girls1cup. there is also another bunch of reasons that i cant recall right now but anyway, lets here your reasons as to why you should never have kids.
You're a horrible horrible person.
 

Gooble

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I would allow them to play violent video games from an age I deem appropriate, which of course would turn them into psychotic murderers.
 

Arafor

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Kids are the next generation of humanity. They should not be had in excess however to limit overpopulation.
 

xHipaboo420x

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I would personally love kids, and I think that all these people naysaying against having children would giv it a fair crack of the whip if it came to it.
 

Mockingjay

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Meh each to there own. Personally one day I'd like kids (one day being 10+ years) but I can understand why people don't want them. They look funny and smell weird.
 

Syndef

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carnkhan4 said:
I had ginger hair when I was younger and as a carrier I can't risk passing that gene on and having my children teased in the playground...
Whaddya talkin' about? Redheads tend to be pretty hot.
 
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I'm never gonna have kids. Too much of a restriction on your personal life and schedule, and the less we say about the shitting and pukeing the better.
 

Queen Michael

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I read a book called No kid! 40 reasons for not having children The best reason was that if your kid says you molested her/him sexually, you're pretty much guilty until proven innocent. A German woman killed herself in prison after being wrongfully found guilty of molesting her kid. Afterwards, it was revealed that nothing had happened.

So if you don't want to have kids, that's a pretty good reason to stand by that decision.

I think - and I'm not sure about this, mind you - that people who want to have kids imagine that taking care of your littl'uns will mostly consist of cooking for them, hearing them say "I love you, mom", goodnight hugs, and other loveliness like that, and aren't really aware of all the unpleasantness that parents have to endure.
 

slevin8989

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Kids area funny as hell but if you don't have the means to raise a child i say that's the best reason not to have a kid.
 

ReZerO

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the first time yuo see you kid, something changes inside of you. I know it's something you've all heard before, but there is nothing like seeing your kid for the first time, the feeling you get.
 

sallene

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Well the big reason for me is that there are too many people on the earth to begin with.

The second reason would be that I do not have the patience to waste 18 years of my life in a gamble to try and teach the damn thing how to act properly and be educated and have no guarantee that the kid would be anything more than a disappointment of monumental proportions.