Renewal of Reality Video Game Series: Shark Week (Ep 2: Shellshocked.)

[Fury Is Me.]

The turret made a monotone "

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

" noise as it flew through the portal and then into the wall, where it shattered with a soft "

Why?

"

Swiftly, a hatch opened in the floor and another turret popped up, with a tweedly mustache. "

This is not my room, furry creature. I just run the bar. Would you like a drink? Perhaps some ethenol infused oil?

"

 

[BoosterGold]

"Mr. Koala look out those thingies are like super dangerous. and, they. want too. murrrrrrder youu" said Chell hiding behind the giant Koala man. anwhispering in his ear.

 

[KronosTalon]

"If this is not your room, I think I will take it." Chen said with a smile as he walked forward toward the counter and set down his things, making sure they were in order before turning around to face the smallish human female behind him, she was whispering something about the robots. "They do not look too dangerous, I mean look at his mustache, Simply silly." he said in a matter of fact way, before he took a seat and began going through his bag, looking for something.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

The turret didn't find a problem with this. "

I would appreciate the help, i suppose. Does this mean we are partners in interprise?

"

 

[BoosterGold]

"Listen to my warning Mr. Koala these turrets may appear cute and snuggley but guess what the Will try to murder you, I know because they want me dead. so Chell is gonna run away screaming now K thanks bye." she said calmly before turning around and running super fast out the door while Screaming bloody murder, and pounding her head with her fists, "WEHOHOHOO WEHOHOHOHO!!!"

 

[Fury Is Me.]

The tweedley turret looked at Chell as she bolted out the room, then turned back to Chen. It's side's sprung open, revealing empty gun slots. "

But i'm not even armed. And cannot move from this spot.

"

 

[Zirat]

As everyone else took off to their own rooms Recette followed suit. Though she seemed vaguely lost in thought as she took a random turn down the hallway in search of her nights accommodations.

"Ohh... I wonder what happened to my shop. I didn't even get a chance to close it up!" She said, feeling depressed at the thought. "Oh well, I'm sure someone will take care of it for me! After all, I got plenty of friends willing to mind stuff even if I didn't ask 'em"

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Meanwhile, in the world of Recettear

It was twilight time, the crowds were dying down as people returned to their homes after a fulfilling day. All shops were closing down their doors, except for one. A large one who's display shelves were full of glittering armor and marvelous wares. All REASONABLY priced of course.

That door was still open to the people, though it seemed it's proprietor was out for the time being. Though that tidbit of news didn't stop one determined individual from barging her way in.

"HEY, GIRLY. YOU WONT BE MISSING LONG ONCE YOU GET WIND OF MY GREAT DEAL, SO COME OUT AND GET READY TO PICK YOUR JAW OFF THE FLOOR BECAUSE YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT I GOT... for... you"
Euria put down the ceramic pumpkin lantern she was holding as she glanced about.
"Recette? Hell~ooo?" She banged on the assistance bell multiple times. Ever since that fairy took off Recette had been the only one running the store. Wandering her way behind the counter the purple haired girl glanced about and took the seat there. "Well... guess she really IS missing. What a really wonderful store, shame if anything were to happen to it while she was away"

Euria's eyes had turned into dollar signs as she glanced around at all the wares she could make out from the counter and she gained a twisted smile

 

[KronosTalon]

Chen laughed when the bot showed that it was unarmed, and at the mention of being partners. "Sure little bot, we can call it that. I can make some stuff that will really get people going, you wait and see." He decided not to question why he was here, and to just roll it with it. He was getting his fix of adventure, and meeting a lot of people along the way as well. "But first, give me something strong, I need to test it." he said with a broad smile.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

The turret quickly opened a hatch in one of its gunned sides and a small, robotic claw reached out like one of those cranes, it quickly scanned the various drinks on the counter and grabbed a large, black bottle. It shook it for a second and then handed it to Chen. "

It is a cocktail of Lime and Orange with a dash of vodka, 70% alcohol, extract of vanilla, and a small amount of rum. Over-weight humans seem to like it.

"

 

[KronosTalon]

"That will have to do for now, I can help get this place going soon enough." He said, downing the drink very quickly. He smiled, liking the taste, and pulled out a flask from his own bag, and taking a quick swig, getting a mix of the flavors and nodding approvingly. He made a mental note and then said "You know, I have my own brewery, I wonder how that is doing right now.. Can you remind me where we are?" now interested.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Sakuya decided that she needed to find a room quickly and brought it upon herself to move into the attic room of the house, it had a bed and she could easily work with the furnishings in it. She then set up a tripwire loaded with some of the cutlery she had taken from the kitchen.

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Meanwhile, at the SDM in Gensokyo

Without Sakuya's space manipulation the mansion had... Downsized into more of a tiny play cottage, the once great infinite library was now a lamp and a shelf of books, the basement holding Flandre was little more than a hole under the building. and the rest of the mansion was little more than a small child's tea-time play-set[sup]TM[/sup]."Something isn't quite right..." Remilia said drinking from an empty plastic cup and Patchouli sat in the undersized chair next to her using Koakuma as an ottoman, reading. And Meiling just laid on the roof napping.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"

The Center of the Earth.

" Said the turret to Chen.

 

[KronosTalon]

"Oh so I assume we can't be leaving if we want to." He said, suddenly feeling very claustrophobic. He uncorked the top of his keg and drank deep from it, spilling it into the fur on his chest, and just generally soaking his front in the strong alcohol. He cringed as he set the keg down, and corked it back, letting out a large belch as he did. "Just keep the drinks coming, and try to keep them straight, I do not need the fru fru stuff." he said, losing his jolly attitude.

 

[BoosterGold]

Chell ran through the COWH, occasionally firing Portals ande jumping through, she wanted away from the turret that was trying to kill her. She ducked into a room it had a sign above the door but Chell didn't read it.

When she made her way inside the room she looked up to find it was full of Apeture Science Weighted storage Cubes, and at the entrance right in front of Chell was a slightly Blackened Apeture Science Weighted Companion Cube, Her Cube.

"Cube I didn't know you got a second job" she said hugging the cube.
She spent the next couple minutes arranging all the cubes into furniture.
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Meanwhile at Aperture Science

The Psychotic AI GLaDOS was practicing her singing of the songs of singing, ever since she got rid of that fat crazy test subject she had been very bored

 

[Lambi]

Sephiroth had become bored, quickly. He got out of his room and to where Chen and the turret were. "Is there a reason we were brought here? Because so far, we haven't been given any instructions." he said quite calmly, although annoyance could be detected in his voice. He held his Masamune like normally, blade facing backwards with the blade up and in his left hand.

 

[ShasOMiKael]

Seeing as he now had two flasks, Motochika moved to where he heard Chen call dibs, "Hey Chen, I'm gonna pass out now. Take care of my body." And with that he fell asleep on the bar.

 

[KronosTalon]

Chen didn't pay much heed to the man with the longs sword question, as he did not have the answer to give. He just kept drinking from various sources, and when the pirate man walked in he chuckled as the man passed out, muttering "Light-weight" under his breath before stowing his booze, and standing up. He grabbed his keg once more, but this time he got up and just left it the corner of the room, making sure it was safe before going to find a way to clean himself off before sleeping.

 

[BoosterGold]

Chell , having finished her room, decieded it was time to go find the Ms. Puppy Maid
and have some happy fun bonding time. She dashed out of the room and into the hall. Using her super deductive skills of Randomly picking a direction and running she made her way to the Attic Room Of the Scarlet Devil Mansion's head maid. "Hiya Ms. Puppy Maid, its me Chell wanna hang out?"

 

[Fury Is Me.]

The turret's sights focused on Sephiroth's face before it started speaking. "

I was only programmed to run the bar. I can't tell you what you're doing, but i can give you glasses of alcoholic drinks for you to destroy your minds for a few hours of stumbling around.

"

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Sakuya sighed getting up from her bed and mulled it over. At worst she'd develop a migraine and probably some anger issues, but if she was trapped here, she figured it would be best to have some kind of ally no matter how much they made her not want to live on this planet anymore.

That damn Yama did say if I wasn't friendlier, I'd be damned to eternal hellfire when I die... But then again she kinda spouts that hellfire stuff every chance she gets.... And I don't plan on dying.

Sakuya shrugged."Sure. But I'm gone the moment I feel like leaving."