Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. Shame it wasn't in English.

I wish I had a bigger TV.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

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[Sacman]

Granted, your TV is now so large it has destroyed the universe...

I wish I had a better classical guitar...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. In exchange for your fingers.

I wish I could see through walls.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. You keep seeing through the bathroom walls in nursing homes.

I wish I had a TARDIS.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but then it's only a phonebooth in disguise, and you can only make a call on tuesdays at 3:41am.

I wish for a slice of cherry pie.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. It's on top of the Taj Mahal.

I wish I could fly!

 

[Kieros]

You can fly, but only up to a certain height. And when you reach that height, you fall to your death. And you are not told what that height is.

I wish that the wish of the person two below me would not be granted.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, the person below you's wish is granted instead.

I wish for a cheerleader from the Saskatchewan Roughriders.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but she immediately leaves the vicinity without even giving you a passing glance.

I wish for a bullet to the head. Let's see that get corrupted.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but it explodes into pixie dust when it gets near your head, pixie dust that turns you into a slug.

I wish for books.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, they are all written in circa 200 a.d. Chinese characters.

I wish my soreness would go away.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, your soreness now turns into terrible pain.

I wish Edmonton will be able to continue their winning streak, as I don't like Toronto.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I can't corrupt a wish that would ruin Toronto's chances.

I wish for forgiveness.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but they and all other sport's teams in the world get turned into flesh eating Necromorphs.
By me.

Granted, I forgive you for beating me to a post. You've earned yourself a slightly less painful death.

I wish I could sleep with Catwoman.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted. Enjoy the all the diseases. What?!?! She lives outside like a cat and doesn't take good care of herself. What did you expect?

I wish for Communism.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. It tears apart civilization like it always inevitably would have.

I wish for more pants.

 

[Dango]

Granted, they've scattered across the world and you have to go on a a lifelong quest to retrieve them.

I wish for cereal.

 

[M0rp43vs]

You get it but homer was the one who prepared it.
It seems to be on fire.
And the cereal seems to be one of the brands that taste like(and is probably made from) Cardboard.
And there is no milk.
And the cereal farts in your face

I wish I had a violin

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but it's really a viola! MWUHAHAHH

I wish I could control all the worlds fan systems