Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, she is on fire. Enjoy the burns.

I wish for garbage.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. The only garbage you receive are used diapers.

I wish for a phone that isn't a piece of crap.

 

[Kae]

Granted now you have a crappy phone from 2000 but it is not made of crap.
I wish for my neighbors to shut the fuck up they are driving me insane.

 

[steeple]

granted, they are now your room-mates...

I wish to be able to dance like m.c. hammer

 

[RussetRanger]

Granted, but that is the only way you can move from now on.



I wish to have Wolverine's claws.

 

[steeple]

(for the record, that wont be that bad when you think about it...)

granted, but you cant heal after you take them in and out.

I wish for a puppy

 

[tobi the good boy]

Granted, It has rabies.
I wish I had a brain in a jar.

 

[steeple]

granted, you're now being arrested for homicide

I wish people would post here more often

 

[RussetRanger]

Granted, but you get a whole cesspool of spam, trolls, flaming warfare and pornographic pictures.

I wish to up my post count.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, but someone will always have more than you.

I wish I could manipulate causality.

 

[Vrex360]

You can, but only in a way that adversly effects you.

I wish that they never cancelled Firefly.

 

[steeple]

granted, all the newer episodes are just horrible...

I wish that dr. von spider would continue his research

 

[i don't know]

Wish granted, but he kills himself when he's close to finishing it.

I want to be fat.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but it only lasts for an hour.

I wish that what goes around, didn't come around.

 

[steeple]

granted, the laws of physics are now broken, and so is the universe...

I wish for a faster internet

 

[RussetRanger]

Granted, but you only get 10 minutes of it a day.


I wish Twin Peaks was never cancelled.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, it's now on a channel you don't get.

I wish money grew on trees.

 

[Kae]

Granted but the economy is even more fucked up now.
I wish for delicious pies to rain from the sky.

 

[steeple]

granted, you're now allergic to pies...

I wish that pop-tart will be imported to my country...

 

[RussetRanger]

Granted, but it is the least popular flavours.


I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.