Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[steeple]

granted, you're you fish-food...

I wish for a five foot hoagie....

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, I don't know what a Hoagie is so instead you get cancer.
[sub]Have fun with that tonight[/sub]

I wish that Pride and Prejudice and Zombies movie with Natalie Portman as the lead actually got made.

 

[steeple]

granted, you're now blind and cannot see the movie...

I wish I'd be able to find a stone-temple-pilots cd somewhere...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but when you find it, it's already cracked in half.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted, but you can never sleep again. Even if you want to.

I wish for the person below to be my friend.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted. But me as a friend your loss.

I wish for breakfast.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. Poison breakfast.

I wish for mo' money.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you received 1,000 Moe Dollars, which can only be used at Moe's Tavern.

Spoiler: Moe's Tavern

I wish for the third Nikki Heat book.

 

[The Thinker]

Granted, but you are the victim in the murder mystery.

As I am now a teacup, I wish to be able to telekinetically move my 279,643,202 tea cups however I wish.

 

[Nopodop]

Granted, but your mind is being controlled by a mean person and makes them attack you.


I wish I had an evil cookie that is my friend.

 

[steeple]

granted, you know have to live with constant hunger and the knowledge that you may not eat the delicious cookie besides you...

I wish for an extra pillow

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, its the one your murderer is using to suffocate you. Sweet dreams!

I wish for another day off.

 

[steeple]

granted, you're fired...

I wish it was october already...

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. This unauthorized modification of time and space has upset the balance of the universe and you will have to pay dearly.

I wish for an ocarina of time.

 

[Urgh76]

Granted; but you can only travel backwards, and must relive the past 3 days over and over and over and over.

I wish for the Midas touch

 

[steeple]

granted, you then remember you cant digest gold... have fun starving...

I wish I was a level 10 vice president...

 

[Eumersian]

Granted, but all the things that happen in the story happen also here.

I wish for a new forum game to waste my time in.

 

[Urgh76]

Granted, [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.310767-Three-word-drama#12599864] but this one's almost dead already.

I wish for a hat

Spoiler: This exact hat to be more precise

 

[Urgh76]

I wish for cake

granted.the cake is definitely real,and looks quite delicious,from a distance...it is a urinal cake,which is oddly shaped like a normal cake.many bothans died to bring you this information.


I wish I had a bothan errand boy.

You.. You just won everything.

I'm in class dying right now because of you xD

Well done... really well done

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, that hat is in the mail on its way to you right now. [/blatant lie]

I wish Russ Pitts wouldn't leave.