Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[JLML]

Well enough, as I never lie anyway. Then again, my current relationship is going kinda... D:

OT: Granted, but that cheese is inedible and grows from between your toes.

I wish for a wish that isn't ruined!

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Granted. Some random guy gets a free wish in your place.

I wish for JLML's relationship to go from D: to

(Gotta do something good sometimes. Then again, in Ruin-A-Wish, is this really a good thing?)

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Granted, but just after whoever he has a relationship with has to go away forever. Not die, just go away to another country.

I wish for me to be able to buy MLP stuff without shame!

 

[JLML]

Sadface...

OT: You now can, but everyone will hate you for it.

I wish I could get tired.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Granted. You're the new Rip Van Winkle.

I wish I will pass the exam I'm about to take.

 

[JLML]

You do, but only to find out that you went to the wrong ones.

I wish that my internet was a bit faster.

 

[TheEmoSpeeds666]

Granted but t's too fast to see.
I wish that I could win all the world's lotteries.

 

[JLML]

Granted, but the only rewards they hand out are balls of mud.

I wish I had something better to do than sit here and spam the forum games.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Granted, but now all you do is sit there and spam RP threads.

I wish that my Ipod touch would charge faster!

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It charges so fast that it can charge right through everything. You lose it very quickly.

I wish I could turn off lights with my mind.

 

[JLML]

Granted, but only those that are already turned off.

 

[realist1990]

I was going to join in but someone didnt wish.........^^^

 

[ToastiestZombie]

I'll wish!

I wish for My little Dashie to stop being so sad!

 

[Dalek Caan]

Granted. She no longer lives.

I wish for Half Life 3.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. The game has a different universe and has no real relation to the rest of Valve's HL series, but you do get a game called Half Life 3.

I wish I could have all of the world's rotten fish so I could wear them as hats.

 

[ThePS1Fan]

Granted. You are crushed under the weight of all those fish.

I wish for the best PC ever.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. With such a perfect PC, you inevitably start bragging about it.

Two weeks later, you are found dead in your home. On the wall some one wrote(With your blood naturaly) "Get a Mac." Your PC also had all its parts removed and replaced with a bag of shit.

I wish the ink blots would disappear from Captchas.

 

[ThePS1Fan]

Granted. all types of ink are invisible.

I wish that Pepsi never existed.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted the Pepsi company started producing molecular distructo arms instead.

I wish everyone loved Sony more.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It's because of the "dead artist" effect(Y'know, where artist tend to only get recognition for their work when they're dead).

I wish for termites in my blood stream.

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