Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[TheLastSamurai14]

You do, but only to find out that you went to the wrong ones.

Are you a god damned wizard? I took the newest edition of the exam, which is only a month old, but no one notified me that this one was that new! I new none of the material.

Goodbye $100. You will be missed.

OT: Granted. Your heart has been infested with termites and explodes.

I wish that people would jump on this E3 boycott petition that we now have. Actually, don't ruin this. This is a pretty good idea.

I wish that you liked trains.

 

[JLML]

Granted, but they stop existing.

I wish my dad would get out of my room.

 

[JLML]

You do, but only to find out that you went to the wrong ones.

Are you a god damned wizard? I took the newest edition of the exam, which is only a month old, but no one notified me that this one was that new! I new none of the material.

I can predict the future... I must be TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, sorry for double post.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. He trades places with your mom.

I wish for hard raspberries.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Granted, but they are the most disgusting raspberries in the world!

I wish for the Skyrim mod tools to finally come out so I can get a proper MLP mod!

 

[JLML]

Granted, but you can only get mods which are about how every guard used to be an adventurer like yourself, but then he took a MLP to the knee.

I wish that stupid meme would die.

 

[Philol]

Granted, but it follows you, and you alone for the rest of your life.

 

[Kuroneko97]

You have no wish. So I will thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

I wish to sext somebody. RIGHT. NOW.

 

[him over there]

You sext your mother, takes some guts buddy.

I wish for a keyboard that is just floating light like in scifi movies.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Granted. Your fingers phase through it ineffectively on half of the attempted keystrokes.

I wish for some Chinese food.

 

[Philol]

Shit, forgot last wish...oh well

OT: Agreed, but it's out of date.

I wish for more wishes.

 

[him over there]

Granted, you waste your single wish on a second single wish.

I wish I had an nes that was in pristine working condition that also came with super mario bros 3 and a controller and all the vital cords.

 

[JLML]

Granted, but the SMB3 isn't working, neither is any other game you get for it.

I wish I no longer suffered from insomnia.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. Your asleep forever now.

I wish for a half dead koala bear as a pet.

 

[JLML]

ZzzzZZZZzzzZZzzzZZzzzZZzzZZzzzZZzzZZZZzzzzZZzZZzzz-....

OT: Granted, but it's the rear half of a dead one. And it's partially decomposed.

 

[Robert632]

I wish that when people forgot to make a wish, they get tormented by...something.

 

[JLML]

Granted, but you get tormented as well.

I wish I would stop forgetting to wish something.

 

[Robert632]

Granted.You now start forgetting to ruin wishes.

I wish the flower right beside me would implode.

 

[JLML]

Granted, but it does it in a way that it reforms exactly like it was without any perceivable change what so ever.

I wish I could instantly tell the musician, song, album, release date etc of a song by just hearing a few seconds of it.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Granted, but every time you hear a song you shout that info out automatically. Pissing everyone around you off in the process.

I wish for a song to be in the next few MLP episodes!