Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Zepherus14]

Granted, but its heart is the only thing kind about it.

I wish I had the power to draw anything in perfect detail.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. Your brain is cold hard logic though, making you realize that being a dragon is highly impractical, making you decide to change back to normal.

That's the only talent you have, and your super detail drawing skills are made rather redundant because of photos

I wish that my last Exam wasn't the insanely hard one.

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[Yureina]

Granted, but every other exam you take for the rest of your life will be insanely hard.

I wish I had better food...

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Granted. Your drinks are now flavorless from now on.

I wish I could think of a proper wish.

 

[him over there]

Granted, you have no wishes left to wish for it.

I wish that the mods would hurry up and get back to me.

 

[MammothBlade]

Granted. You are permanently banned.

I wish my warnings were reset to 0.

 

[Yureina]

Granted, but the next warning you receive will perma-ban you anyway.

I wish I could set something on fire.

 

[Sacman]

Granted but the thing you set on fire is your hat...

I wish my roommate didn't have a weird sleeping schedule so I can get some homework done...

 

[Yureina]

Granted, now he is awake 24/7

I wish I owned more stuff.

 

[Sacman]

Granted... you now have a stock pile of degrading uranium in your living room...

I wish I had the game Dark Souls...

 

[Yureina]

Granted, but it is twice as hard for you.

I wish I had a nuclear weapon.

 

[Sacman]

Granted but it arrived as it was exploding...

I wish for a date next weekend...

 

[Yureina]

Granted, but it is with an 80-year old.

I wish for a new keyboard.

 

[Sacman]

Granted but it doesn't work...

I wish for a steamed lobster dinner tomorrow...

 

[MammothBlade]

Granted, but it was undercooked. You get pretty bad food poisoning.

I wish I had a luxury penthouse.

 

[Yureina]

Granted, but it will be mixed with fishguts.

I wish for a balloon.

 

[MammothBlade]

Granted, but it pops so loudly it bursts one of your eardrums.

I wish for a luxury penthouse which isn't decorated with fishguts.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Granted, it's decorated with Whale guts.

I wish it to be Valentines day.

 

[MammothBlade]

Granted. It's a tragic day.

I wish I could breathe fire.

 

[Verzin]

Granted, but your throat burns so badly it swells up and you suffecate.

I wish I didn't enjoy Soda so much.