Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: Granted!

I wish I wasn't this horribly evil.

 

[DotSlash]

Granted, people treat you like a doormat cause you're so nice.

I wish I was less bitter about things.

 

[SamtheDeathclaw]

Granted! Now you're super nice and optimistic, to the point that no one will talk to you!

I wish dogs never died. Sigh.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: Granted!

I wish I was horribly evil again so I am not a doormat.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Granted, your a evil doormat that eats little old ladies shoes.

I wish I was Batman.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: Granted!

I wish people would read the wishes and note the things I specifically stated I wouldn't be coughdoormatcough.

 

[DotSlash]

Granted, You're a matdoor. How does that work? I have no clue.

I wish I was more clever.

 

[White Lightning]

Granted, you are .001% more clever than before.

I wish I could not go and do the to be the after the before next when the at.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: Granted!

I wish the person who granted this wish would be more clever.

 

[StormShaun]

Granted. He used his cleverness to explode your head before you could exploded his.

I wish for... canadian orange juice.

 

[DotSlash]

Granted. You find out you're allergic to it... the hard way.

I wish for more derailing.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted we are now making this a MLP thread.

I wish for more time in a day.

 

[StormShaun]

Granted... IT'S ALL HAWAIIAN! (I hate pineapple so...)

I wish that the world can be like the Fallout world.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted animal cruelty is at an all time high and the police/nurse force are all clones.

I wish for a voice like Tom Waits.

 

[SamtheDeathclaw]

Granted. However, due to copyright concerns, you are now embroiled in a multimillion dollar lawsuit with him.

I wish for Canada.

 

[Roxas1359]

Granted, we nuked it so now you're stuck in Fallout-Canadian edition.

I wish for a new copy of Fallout New Vegas.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: Gaandahfhfaas

Ruin a Wish Foundation has stopped working. Please shut down your computer, rub a new lamp, and relaunch the program.

I wish I had a high end PC.