Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Fractral]

Granted, you are now out of prison, in a nice sunny yard. Oh look, someone gave you a cigarette, and a comfy wall to lean against. What are all those serious looking men with rifles doing?

I wish I didn't have to take my chemistry exam tomorrow.

 

[MrCollins]

Granted, your only assignment is too mop the floor, but that is the only thing that you can ever do.

I wish that "are all those serious looking men with rifles" would leave me alone.

 

[Fractral]

Granted, they leave you locked in the sunny yard with a cigarette and no sunblock.

I wish I had friends who were into tabletop gaming.

 

[MrCollins]

Granted, endless games of monopoly and scrabble for you.

I wish that I wasn't looked in a sunny yard with a cigarette and no sunblock.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted *Takes the Cigarette* No smoking.

I wish reality television was no more.

 

[MrCollins]

Your wish is granted, now there is only reality internet and the Jersey shore becomes a video contrbutor to the escapist. say hello to all the new members

Good, I don't smoke either way.

I wish that I wasn't looked in a sunny yard

 

[Snownine]

Granted: The sun is extinguished, ushering in an era of eternal darkness and cold.

I wish someone would give me a billion dollars.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted my name is Prince Albert of Turmanistan and I want to share my wealth with the world. Sadly your country has a tax on every 100 million dollars I give so if you could forward me the money I'll happily give you your dream.

I wish for a quiet and happy life.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but a more demanding task requires your attention right now!

I wish for the ability to travel far away inexpensively.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted and uncorrupted! Haha!

I wish someone would corrupt my last wish. <.<

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: Granted!

I wish somebody would UNCORRUPT ALL THE WISHES!

 

[MrCollins]

Granted, the thread is now locked and there is to be no more.

I wish there was still fun.

 

[WhyBotherToTry]

Granted there is still fun, but every time fun is experienced, it only lasts for 1 picosecond, and fun cannot be had again for a period of 12 years afterward.

I wish I had a better memory.

 

[MrCollins]

Sounds like my sex life, hahahaha.......where was I?
Ah yes, I grant your wish you have a great memory and constantly relive all of the worst parts of your life simultaneously.

I wish for cute pictures of otters.

 

[DotSlash]

Granted, these pictures keep you from doing work. You become poor and homeless.

I wish for more livestreams.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: Granted!

http://www.c-span.org/Live-Video/C-SPAN/

I wish for more people to grant wishes!

 

[Frission]

Granted. There is now even more corrupted wishes to be had.

I wish that there wouldn't be so much bickering over inconsequential things.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: Granted!

I wish I had a more creative way to ruin that wish.