Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Infernai]

Spoiler: Granted

I wish for a sandwich, on a plate, with bread made by normal, no diseased, completely normal, healthy and nutritious whole grain, with a slice of lettuce, taken from completely, normal, healthy and nutritious head of lettuce, and a slice of ham taken from a normal, healthy pig; the sandwich is also completely healthy to consume, without effects from sources such as but not limited to radiation, boxing gloves, the forces of Hell, and/or the DMV nor will the consuming of this sandwich harm the person who eats it, their family, their friends, all the nations, life forms, natural laws, and all forms of matter in the multiverse.

Granted, but the sandwich also contains the hottest chilli's on the planet on it as well.

(It doesn't harm you (Or anyone else), it doesn't hurt anyone, and it contains all that was said above without resorting to supernatural occurances or radiation and boxing gloves...you never said anything about discomfort or putting the hottest chilli's on the planet on it!)

Edit I wish for Faster then light Travel that is fully functional, incapable of suddenly breaking down or killing anyone or destroying and causing problems to the vessel it's on

 

[MrCollins]

I wish Infernai had made a wish.

 

[Infernai]

I wish Infernai had made a wish.

It's now Granted, but now kittens are extinct.

I wish i was a Jedi.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: Granted

I wish you would eat the pepper filled sandwich you gave me.

 

[MrCollins]

Granted, you are accepted into the Jedi academy and you start your training with master yoda.
Wait, what's that? A newly corrupted Jedi has entered the room and slaughters you and your classmates.

Yes, you were one of the younglings....

I wish I was focused

 

[username sucks]

Granted, you now are now so focused that you cannot break your own concentration on the wall, and you stare at it for days until you painfully die of dehydration.

I wish that I would stop injuring myself.

 

[Frission]

Granted. You are transformed into an immortal, indestructible statue. You can't move, but hey at least you won't ever get hurt right?

I wish I was omnipotent.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but after becoming bored with the earth you float off into space and just sleep until something interesting happens. It never does...

I wish for a big bowl of ice cream.

 

[Fractral]

Granted. However, you didn't specify how big, so the bowl currently covers Switzerland, and is still growing. In desperation, the nations of the earth take the only solution available- they order you to eat the entire thing.

I wish I owned every game console in existence.

 

[gravian]

Granted, but you become so addicted by the choice and depth of gaming that you forget to sleep, drink and eat and die/ go crazed after only 72 hours.

I wish I had more self-confidence.

 

[username sucks]

Granted, you are now so confident that you think you will survive jumping out of a plane without a parachute.

I wish that I was immune to disease.

 

[MrCollins]

Granted, but you are not immune to axes *grins*

I wish I had played more games last year.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

I hereby grant you three dozen copies of E.T. The Game.

I wish I was a voice-actor.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but you get to play all the really annoying characters that everyone hates and are underpaid.

I wish for more hours in the day.

 

[username sucks]

Granted, there are now 48 hours in a day. They are each 30 minutes long.

I wish that I no longer needed to sleep.

 

[Fractral]

Granted, your school now owns 500 top of the range, £2000 computers. Its just a shame that this causes the local council to run out of money, meaning that your rubbish is no longer collected. Soon the waste piles up so high that it is impossible to get out of your house.

I wish for more friends.

 

[MrCollins]

Granted, you now have a huge amount of Friends [sub]on facebook, due to a glitch whereby everyone on the site is added as your friend[/sub]

 

[MrCollins]

Granted, you now have a huge amount of Friends [sub]on facebook, due to a glitch whereby everyone on the site is added as your friend[/sub]

I wish my internet speed was faster.

Dammit, I clicked on Quote instead of edit.

I wish I payed more attention when posting

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'll grant both. Your internet becomes so fast that you go crazy from the amount of attention you have to give.

I wish today is a good one.