Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[username sucks]

Granted but every other day is a bad one.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted here is your picture frame.

I wish for more power tools.

 

[Fractral]

Granted. You now own every soldering iron on the planet, and they are all packed into your bedroom.

I wish for a nice bushy beard.

 

[username sucks]

Granted. The beard continues to grow until it has covered the planet.

I wish for some ginger ale.

 

[MrCollins]

Granted, it is made form gingers

I wish for more Forum Games

 

[Fractral]

Granted, except that they are all the same game: 'If you woke up in bed with the above avatar'.

I wish for my own private island.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Spoiler

Granted.

I wish Stanley Kubrick had directed one more movie.

 

[MrCollins]

Granted, you learn that Kubrick directed "The room" under a pseudonym.

I wish that things could be different.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: Granted!

I wish things would never change.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted. All that things that are bad and will kill you in the end remain the same.

I wish for potatoes.

 

[MrCollins]

Granted, here is a bowl full of the best roast potatoes ever, but there are parsnips mixed in an you cannot tell them apart.

Wow, that was horrible, I may have gone overboard.

I wish I had more self control

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: Granted!

I wish I could of found a better image for that wish.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but it carried a virus and spiked your computer before you could post it.

I wish for less stress.

 

[username sucks]

Granted. I'm pretty sure you don't feel too much stress if you are lobotomized.

I wish I could level up in real life.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but you hit the level cap and get depressed, leading to a suicide so that you can start a new game.

I wish for Magikarp.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Redlin5 used Pokeball on Magicarp!

You have caught Magicarp!

You sent out Magicarp to battle!

Magicarp used splash!

Spoiler: Redlin5 used Frustration!

I wish people would be more careful what they wish for.

 

[SamtheDeathclaw]

Granted, but that sucks all of the joy out of life. Human existence becomes a gray, dreary affair. Suicide rates skyrocket, and all altruism dies out. Humanity becomes an apathetic, uncaring mass with no hopes or dreams.

I wish I could sleep.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

Granted, but only for half an hour per ever 24 hours.

I wish this online project of mine will take off.

 

[username sucks]

Granted. It takes off right out the window, with your computer as well.

I wish that there was an update to life to raise my level cap.