Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[MrCollins]

Granted but it comes as DLC at the price of n+1 dollars, n being the value of everything you own at amy given point it time.

I wish for an Elder Scrolls concert.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: Granted

I wish for a no loophole abused wish.

 

[SamtheDeathclaw]

Granted, but said wish can only be used to wish for bad things, which will happen without loopholes.

I wish I had some punch. Oh! Or some apple juice. Mmm, apple juice...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted. You get expired apple juice mixed in with punch that has been spiked with vodka.

I wish for helium.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: Granted

I wish for the new pokemon game NOW!

 

[SamtheDeathclaw]

Granted, but it's terrible and completely kills the series forever.

I wish tomorrow's geohash coordinates were close enough for me to reach.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted it's in your house and its now the most popular one in the world to go to.

I wish Funk was a better musical genre.

 

[Fractral]

Granted. Rock is renamed Funk, with no other changes.

I wish for a crate of Uranium.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: Granted.

I wish people didn't get drunk today.

 

[SamtheDeathclaw]

Granted, instead they get jacked up on meth.

I wish it was March already.

 

[Kae]

Granted you wake up and it's March already, but you find out that you were in a coma and both of your arms and your left leg are gone now.

I wish to have four fully functional arms.

 

[ACBlackJ0ck]

Granted but you can't control the other 2 and they start punching you

I wish I wasn't easily distracted

 

[SamtheDeathclaw]

Granted! You dance so well you're given your own television show! Which then attracts a stalker who kills, dismembers, and eats you, not necessarily in that order.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: Granted

I wish I was able to fly under my own power, without the support of any other objects.

 

[username sucks]

Granted, you can now successfully make some haggis. And only haggis.

Spoiler: Doesn't it look delicious?

I wish for the ability to stop procrastinating.

 

[NoOne852]

I will grant it when I feel like doing so.

I wish for another wish.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Granted.

I wish for more original wishes.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted wishes up until this point haven't been thought of yet so that last wish was hilarious.

I wish cricket was the worlds most popular sport.