Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Dr.Susse]

Granted due to error on metacritic Legally blonde 2 is now "Good". Enjoy.
I wish for more beer.

 

[NoOne852]

Granted. But you are now allergic to hops.

I wish to have my master's degree.

 

[NoOne852]

Granted. But only if you fell asleep an hour ago and not a second more.

I wish people weren't so ignorant.

 

[MrCollins]

Granted, everyone now knows everything, everything you've ever done. They know, they KNOW and they are coming for you.

I wish for a bigger bed.

 

[thesilentman]

That bigger bed will just devour you in it's sheets, suffocating you to a painful death. Of course, if that's your thing...

I wish to tame Satan, Pokemon style!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but using it in battle damns your soul and sets you on fire.

I wish for money without work.

 

[NoOne852]

Granted. Every time you need more money, someone close to you will die and you will inhereit all their money.

I wish I was be a pyromancer!

 

[thesilentman]

Granted. Have fun being the weakest zombie!

I wish that this site would stop with the sexism and relationship threads.

 

[NoOne852]

Granted. The site will now be shut down.

I wish my college wouldn't turn on the AC in the middle of winter...

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: Granted!

I wish more wishes were this easy to ruin.

 

[thesilentman]

Ah, the thing is, the moment you ruin a wish, it ceases to be a wish. TRY AGAIN.

I wish for a chocolate house! NOT THAT KIND THAT COMES OUT OF INTERESTING STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESSES.

 

[NoOne852]

Granted. But it melts in the sun and you end up drowning in the gooey mess.

I wish I had a dinosaur henchman!

 

[Padwolf]

Granted, but their arms are too short to really be much use.

I wish for a popcorn making machine!

 

[MrCollins]

Granted, but it only works when you are in the bathtub.

I wish for less sadness

 

[NoOne852]

Granted. Everyone but you will never be sad again.

Spoiler: But this may cheer you up

I wish I understood...well...everything.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Granted, your mind explodes with the info.

I wish I had a Scyther.

 

[thesilentman]

Granted, just have fun managing the guy without a Pokeball.

I wish I could fall and miss the ground.

 

[username sucks]

Granted. You miss the ground because Earth is now gone, and since you are in space now, you die from the vacuum.